Koran-burning pastor Terry Jones is convicted of inciting violence before the fact.
All who want to go through a full body scan, with some stranger gawking at your worn out birthday suit–raise your hand!
What? No takers? Surely the humiliation we suffered in middle school gym class would have prepared you for full body scans later in life.
You forged a doctor’s excuse? Me too!
Don’t worry, with the help [...]