Socialist Dictatorship in Venezuela Blocks Twitter to Fight Protests


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This is why government regulation of the internet is so dangerous.

Venezuela’s Insane Dictator Reinvents Self as Communist Santa Claus


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He’s seizing goods and dictating a price.

Socialist President of Venezuela Guarantees Everyone a Plasma Television


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“We must ensure that all Venezuelans have a plasma TV ,” the President said.

Socialist Venezuelan Leader Orders Military Occupation of Electronics Stores (PHOTOS)


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“I’ve ordered the immediate occupation of this chain to offer its products to the people at fair prices”

Insane Socialist President of Venezuela Claims Hugo Chavez Face Appeared on Subway Wall


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“Chavez is everywhere, we are Chavez, you are Chavez,”

“Yankees Go Home!” Shouts Insane Venezuelan Leader, Accusing US Diplomats of Sabotaging Electricity


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“Yankees go home! Get out of Venezuela! Get out of here!.” Maduro added.

Socialist Insanity in Venezuela Leads to No Plane Seats


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Maduro recently set up a new telephone hotline, 0-800-SABOTAGE, for Venezuelans to report illegal economic activity.

Venezuelans Reduced to Hunting for Toilet Paper with Smartphones


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Socialism. It really, really, really doesn’t work.

Socialist Venezuela Raids Toilet Paper and Diaper Hoarders


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The existence of a black market in diapers and toilet paper is a sign of just how badly the economy is failing.

“Fidel Told Me He Did Not Understand Why Commandante Chavez had Not Finished with Bourgeois Elections”


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“There are ministers here, buddy, you do not even know what they do. And most likely, they’re stealing, Palacios, because they think this is going to crumble.”