Kerry Spokeswoman Protests Israeli Claim that he is a “Lapdog of the Arabs”


“John Kerry is just naturally attracted to lying down in the laps of terrorists.”

Why We Must Ban High Capacity Media Magazines


No one, except Charles Osgood and CBS, really wants to get rid of the Bill of Rights, but at the same time it’s important to put the Bill of Rights into context. The United States Constitution written by homophobes who were against little boys being able to play with gender-neutral EZ Bake ovens.

Congressional Black Caucus Discovers Entire English Language is a Racist Code Word


Congressman Jim Clyburn went even further. “The entire English language was created by slaveowners as a means of oppression. You can’t just say that one word is a racist code word or another. The whole language, every single word, letter and apostrophe in it is racist. It’s a fact. If you speak English, you’re a racist.”

Open Thread

Today’s Open Thread was submitted by Julie Trevor.


This  one is a little different….
Two Different Versions!  …………….. Two Different  Morals!
OLD  VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer  long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and [...]