No one, except Charles Osgood and CBS, really wants to get rid of the Bill of Rights, but at the same time it’s important to put the Bill of Rights into context. The United States Constitution written by homophobes who were against little boys being able to play with gender-neutral EZ Bake ovens.
Congressman Jim Clyburn went even further. “The entire English language was created by slaveowners as a means of oppression. You can’t just say that one word is a racist code word or another. The whole language, every single word, letter and apostrophe in it is racist. It’s a fact. If you speak English, you’re a racist.”
Castro Resigns Party Post to Run for President of the United States–Primary Challenge Obama from his Right
Fidel for Prez?
Secret documents uncovered by Fingersmalloy.com have unveiled a plot concocted by Representative Nancy Pelosi to, under the guise of a budget cutting measure, merge Planned Parenthood with the Public Broadcasting Service (PBS). The purpose of this maneuver would not only be to secure funding for both entities–but also to begin providing sex education for children as young as two.
A surprising discovery causes the President to make a 180 degree turn on his new war.
Today’s Open Thread was submitted by Julie Trevor.
THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER
This one is a little different….
Two Different Versions! …………….. Two Different Morals!
OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and [...]