Anti-Beck haikus/big fat flop/limericks next?

Did you feel it? Boy, that was scary, huh? I’m still trying to stop shaking.
No, I’m not talking about that freaky Easter earthquake. I mean this:
Beginning at 9 a.m. Wednesday morning, and for the following 24 hours, the Jewish Funds for Justice plans to tweet the heck out of Glenn Beck.
The social justice group [...]