Oliver Stone to Make Movie About Socialist Dictator Who Returns from the Dead in Bird Form

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Oliver Stone combines his two favorite hobbies; Communism and cocaine.

Venezuela’s Insane Dictator Reinvents Self as Communist Santa Claus

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He’s seizing goods and dictating a price.

Venezuela’s Insane Socialist Leader Denounces Right-Wing Electrical War

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“I have no doubt that today’s electricity sabotage is part of the right-wing’s plan.”

Socialist President of Venezuela Guarantees Everyone a Plasma Television

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“We must ensure that all Venezuelans have a plasma TV ,” the President said.

Hugo Chavez Successor: Loot the Stores!

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Venezuela takes bread-and-circuses socialism to new heights.

Socialist Venezuelan Leader Orders Military Occupation of Electronics Stores (PHOTOS)

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“I’ve ordered the immediate occupation of this chain to offer its products to the people at fair prices”

Insane Socialist President of Venezuela Claims Hugo Chavez Face Appeared on Subway Wall

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“Chavez is everywhere, we are Chavez, you are Chavez,”

Socialist Insanity in Venezuela Leads to No Plane Seats

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Maduro recently set up a new telephone hotline, 0-800-SABOTAGE, for Venezuelans to report illegal economic activity.

Price Controls Make Venezuela the Only Country in the World where Used Cars Cost More than New

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Despite having the cash in hand, he’s regularly turned away from dealerships due to years-long waiting lists.

Venezuela Nationalizes Toilet Paper Factory to Cope with Toilet Paper Shortage

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” Now I had to spend 30 percent of my monthly salary on toilet paper if I wanted to maintain my hygiene.”