Why Not Just Make the Minimum Wage a Billion?


“My coworkers at McDonald’s and me know that it takes at least $15 an hour to support our families.”

Gaza French Center Vandalized w/”Allah Damn You, Worshipers of Cross”


“You will go to hell, French journalists.”

Bill Clinton’s Strange Non-Ideological Islamic Terrorist


“Using religion” is the new Islamo-apologist meme.

Paris Jihadist: “You Jews Think Life is the Most Important Thing While for Us it is Death.”


“I want to die as a martyr and avenge the name of Allah.”

Prosecutor in Iran Bombing Found Dead Before Testifying Against Argentine President


The Argentinean prosecutor had accused the president of covert ties to Iran

The Only People the New York Times Cares About are Muslims


Muslims kill people. The New York Times wants Muslim experiences.

The New Republic May Have Achieved the Worst Article Ever


This doesn’t even qualify as clickbait. It’s a breakdown.

Governor Cuomo Announces Bold New Plan to Alienate 141,250 Voters


Is he really trying to court the Elizabeth Warren vote that hard?

Michael Moore Calls Kyle a Coward, but had Nine Bodyguards


Moore began making up attacks against him to justify the bodyguards.

How American Sniper Almost Became an Anti-American Flick Under Spielberg


“Do these critics really mean that terrorists are not human beings? I try not to demonize them.”

While You Freeze, Remember This Was the Warmest Year on Record


99.97% of scientists agree that there’s a 38 percent chance that 2014 was possibly warmer than 2010 by an infinitesimal amount

Like Mohammed, Paris Killers Believed in Allah, Molesting Little Girls


Coulibaly had a map of Jewish schools in Paris.

France Gives Muslim Illegal Aliens Three-Course Chef’s Meals w/Imported Spices so They Feel at Home


The camp will also offer legal advice from immigration experts

Obama Recruits Foreign Leader to Lobby Senators Against Iran Sanctions


He isn’t trying to tell Senators what to do… he’s just trying to tell them what to do.

Obama: Europe Shouldn’t Respond w/Hammer to Muslim Terrorism


“Our biggest advantage is that our Muslim populations feel themselves to be Americans”

Was Selma Director Ava DuVernay “Robbed” of an Oscar Nomination?


The Best Director nominees have been doing this for a while

ObamaCare’s Glitch Girl Finally Leaves Sinking Ship


“Marilyn will be remembered for her leadership in opening the Health Insurance Marketplace.”

Majority of White and Hispanic New Yorkers Say Sharpton is a Negative Force

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A majority of New Yorkers said Sharpton has too much influence over Bill de Blasio

Intel Funnels “Diversity” Cash to Racist Charlie Hebdo Critic


Instead of sponsoring censors, maybe Intel could try funding free speech.

Romney is Running Because He’s the Closest Thing to a Compromise Candidate


Romney can win the primaries by being the least objectionable candidate.