In early July, I did an article titled ‘Israel Somehow Keeps Killing Exactly ‘81’ Gazans’ which showed that specific number popping up over and over again in claims from Hamas and its local and international cutouts.
“At least 81 Palestinians have been killed” in 24 hours in Gaza, the BBC reported on June 28, 2025, citing the “the Hamas-run health ministry”.
And yet five months earlier, on January 16, 2025, the New York Times reported that, “Gaza’s health ministry said on Thursday morning that at least eight Israeli attacks in the territory had killed 81 people… over the previous 24 hours.”
What were the odds of exactly 81 people being killed in 24 hours on two different dates in Gaza?
Better than you might think.
In 2024, the United Nations passed on the claim by the Hamas “Ministry of Health in Gaza, 81 Palestinians were killed” in 24 hours between February 28 and 29.
A few weeks later, on Mar 18, 2024, the Daily Telegraph reported that the latest Hamas ‘Ministry of Health’ official “toll includes at least 81 deaths in the previous 24 hours.”
After the article came out, I predicted that Hamas and the media will have to switch numbers. Looks like they did. In the laziest way possible.
91 is the new 81.
At least 91 killed near aid centers across the Gaza Strip in last day – CBS News – July 31, 2025, 9:46 PM
Now let’s flash back to this Reuters report on July 13 and Israel taking out Hamas leader Mohammed Deif.
“The Gaza health ministry said at least 91 Palestinians were killed in the strike and 300 injured, the deadliest toll in weeks in the conflict-shattered enclave.”
The Gaza health ministry is Hamas.
Israel killing 91 Gazans in one day twice in one month. What are the odds. This matches the ’91’ last seen in March.
At least 91 killed in Israeli strikes in Gaza – ABC – Mar 20
I guess 91 is the new 81.
Israel must take back Gaza and Palestine – They were wrong to capitulate and let their enemies habitat it. They must relocate every last person in these two areas to annex myzzlym nations in the mid east – There is plenty of room and Israel takes up less than a thumbnail of the region.
They’re hate of Israel, Hebrews and Jews is cultural and taught generation after generation.
Israel needs to set up intense buffer zones around their inland borders.
There is no palestine , never was and never will be.
Great work Daniel !!!!!!! Comedy a Mathematician can appreciate 🙂
Nice to start off the morning with a wry laugh.
There can never be enough dead Muslims to suit me.
The Palestinian people does not exist. The creation of a Palestinian state is only a means for continuing our struggle against the state of Israel for our Arab unity. In reality today there is no difference between Jordanians, Palestinians, Syrians and Lebanese. Only for political and tactical reasons do we speak today about the existence of a Palestinian people, since Arab national interests demand that we posit the existence of a distinct ‘Palestinian people’ to oppose Zionism.” — Zuheir Mohsen, PLO official, Trouw, March 31, 1977.
It’s like the same Lebanese guy that pulls the same toddler out of the rubble over and over. Then there’s the image of the overweight and clearly well fed mother with her ‘starving’ child. I can understand casual news consumers not noticing such obvious lies. But the western media can only miss it because they are in on it.
I see they got another hamas leader last week, that’s good news. I must say, if hamas is inflating the numbers killed in 24 hours to 81 or 91, Israel isn’t killing enough of them. I’ve heard numbers ranging from 20K to 60K of them left in Gaza.
The IDF must kill at least enough of them that they lose control of Gaza. I suspect their local allied groups would be happy to finish them off, if they get the chance. Whoever controls Gaza gets all that aid money. I’d even consider moving some fatah in there if necessary. They were slaughtered in Gaza when hamas took over, and there’s no love lost there.
It wouldn’t be much improvement, if any, but at the end of the day, an example must be made of hamas. Doing what they did must be a sure road to ruin for there to be any hope that it won’t be repeated.
Well-fed sadistic genocidal Islamofascistic racist Arab “Palestine” Hamas ‘Gaza Health Ministry’ starving Jewish hostages.
See the butcher’s hand handling Evyatar David looking like a living skeleton.
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Morally and intellectually bankrupt hasbara.
The point is denial. An integral part of genocide.
I guess the FPM is the new Der Sturmer.
As always with these radicals their always changing the facts to fit their own narrative
The quote “One death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic” is widely attributed to Joseph Stalin, though its exact origin is debated.
Nobody cares, if Stalin didn’t say it it’s because he wasn’t articulate enough or he didn’t want to say it.
Excellent catch …
even though we all know Hamas/Gazans/Fakestinians are lying …
… it’s good to point to something the normies can understand.
They used 81 to Honor the 81 MILLION VOTES that Joe got in 2020!! I guess they figured if the people would believe BIDEN’S BIG ONE then their little 81 would not be questioned!