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If Joe Biden had really wanted to win in 2024, he should have run in Syria. But the Al Qaeda/ISIS HTS Jihadis got there first, took over Syria (with Turkish backing) and excitingly just held their first election.
I know the suspense is killing you. Which is still better than Al-Jolani or whatever the Al Qaeda leader serving as president is calling himself these days… killing you.
Syria experienced a free and fair election in which the Druze and the Kurds couldn’t vote since the ‘voting’ in their areas was postponed.
The voting took place under a decree issued by President Al-Qaeda, I’m sorry Ahmed al-Sharaa (that’s what Al-Jolani began calling himself once he bought a suit, it gets confusing when terrorists take over countries) and was overseen by the fair and impartial Higher Committee for the Syrian People’s Assembly Elections appointed by the Al Qaeda leader.
The candidates, who are members of the Syrian ‘Electoral College’, were chosen by the ‘Electoral College’ except for the one-third who will be appointed by President Al Qaeda. (Sorry, Al-Jolani, no sorry, Ahmed al-Sharaa.)
Al-Sharaa called the elections in which the votes didn’t matter and the results were meaningless, just like Democratic Party primaries, “a historic moment for Syrians” in which they once again got to experience the sheer irrelevance of rigged elections.
So, Ahmed al-Biden for Syrian president in 2028. Finally an election he can win.
It will be the classic “one man, one vote, one time”
Maybe he’ll pick up an impossible amount of ghost votes at the last minute like Hitlery Clinthog and Alzheimer Joe Beijing Biden did?
Their voting was postponed. That’s a good trick for fixing an election.
The D-Bags will probably add that trick to their list in the mid-terms.
Have you seen how the D-Bags are pushing Proposition 50 here as a way to give power to the people when it actually takes it away from the California Citizens Redistricting Committee and gives it to the D-Bags in the State legislature? The commercials I see aslo lie that it will prevent Trump (they never call him President Trump) from “stealing” the election, even though he has nothing to do with redistricting in CA and prop 50 is designed to steal the midterms for the D-Bags through total gerrymandering – “redistricting” that makes the current map look equitable.
And the retards have been pushing measure A by claiming emergency rooms and hospitals will close unless it’s passed. If the CA sales tax isn’t raised by .05 cents or whatever, hospitals will close? DERP. As far as I know it ALREADY passed.
The commercials for both are obscene. It’s funny that the commercials run on “Newsmax,” “Real America’s Voice,” “The Salem News Channel” and “The First,” though. Those networks obviously said “yeah, give us your money retards. None of our viewers are going to believe your stupid lies anyway.” Sometimes they’ll play the commercials five times in a row at 3 am. ha haw. They honored their advertising agreement and screwed them over at the same time. Too funny.
Screw them and the Camel they ride in on
I almost Puked when I saw Secretary of State Rubio all but fellate Offmeds all-Sharia/All Jihadi at the UN. He did the same in writing on” X.” Yes,
All Jihadi is a bona fide Al Qaeda terrorist and proud of it. Who knows how many murders he’s responsible for in the Near East? He may be responsible for murders of Americans, too. Not that he has the stones to commit them himself. He even looks like a jihadi terrorist: ugly, creepy and evil.
he has the face of a goat
So just like here in the USA, then,