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I know that right know the uppermost thought in your mind is “How is Joe Biden doing” and “I hope he’s raising enough money to build a presidential library to convey his legacy of pardoning major criminals and family members with an autopen”.
Bad news though, it seems like it’s hard to turn influence into cash when you have no more influence.
In filings with the Internal Revenue Service, Mr. Biden’s library foundation revealed that it had not received any new donations in 2024, the final year of his presidency. The foundation was instead seeded entirely with $4 million left over from his 2021 inauguration. The library foundation declined to say what it had raised in 2025. It said that Mr. Biden was only now beginning to actively raise money.
Actively is doing a lot of heavy lifting when it’s applied to a guy who falls asleep in the middle of falling asleep.
Still, Mr. Biden’s foundation told the I.R.S. this year that it expected to bring in just $11.3 million, total, by the end of 2027.
How? Why? Where? Who wants to donate even one ocher cent to a project that has all the appeal of its namesake sniffing your hair. Still considering that Biden’s autopen wielders have set a goal of $11.3 million for 2027, but don’t want to close how much they raised in 2025, that means it’s not even in the 7 figures, and you can revise it downwards from there.
That would be far below the pace set by other recent presidents, and far less than the $200 million that Mr. Biden’s aides say they want to raise eventually.
Have they considered out of the box ideas like romance scams, crypto or male prostitution, because nobody is giving $200 million to this thing. Not even 200 million Japanese yen. Or 200 million Zimbabwe Mugabebucks. Or whatever combo of cocaine, dollars and fossilized oil chips Venezuela is using for currency this minute.
John Morgan, a longtime Democratic donor who was one of Mr. Biden’s top bundlers, said he would not give “a penny” to the former president’s library, citing poor treatment from Mr. Biden’s staff.
“The Biden staff, they ruined any type of good library for him,” Mr. Morgan said. “He’ll be lucky to have a bookmobile.”
Just add ice cream and it’s perfect.
What a silly goose? What kind of goose do you fly?
more random psychobabble from the limey, schizophrenic wanker, unas anus? yep, ssdd
lol … zero donations for the year. Great humor 🙂
! Oh you silly goose ! Great pic Daniel
How about a PortaPotty its Mobile and room for his poor leadership, Inflation and Unemployment
Thought joes library was his garage
No that’s Hunter’s porn stash.
Good one! LOL.
Maybe he can get one of those tiny libraries people put in their front yard.
I want the Goose to Bite Him
Joe Briben without the autopen is yelling like a brain dead mad old man: “You goose faced pony boy. Where’s the damned ice cream?”
I cannot imagine a Joe Briben library. I have never egged and graffitied a building in my life, but I can see tour buses of senior citizens pulling up with 5 eggs each and a different color of spray paint and decorating the vile satanic honiac POS library with what it is. Pure sh*t. What is the first thing any satanic pekkerhead honiac lunatic who takes his family to a Joe Briben library see when they enter? The autopen is front and center with a light shined on it. Little autopens are the tour guides each person walks around with and looks at nothing. What they hell could they possibly put in a Joe Briben library of his accomplishments? There was no accomplishments only destruction and lawless LawFare.
Ok, I will give you one thing the autopen did that benefitted me. Retiring from government service cut into my SSI. The Briben autopen signed an EO that retiring local to federal government employees are entitled to the SSI they put in before they became government employees. I received a big check for back pay and monthly increase along with my pension. So Joe Briben was 99.9% useless, crooked and a liar.
Gotta love how President Trump put portrait of the AutoPen in place of Sleepy’s actual photo.
(Slick Willie must be relieved that Trump stopped there. Trump could’ve found a picture of a Cuban cigar.)
The most appropriate color of paint for the Biden Library would be called “The Streets of San Francisco.”
Why don’t they just create a phony address and fake it online with AI. A fake address with a fake library with a fake pen, fake librarians, fake books…It would be a fitting testament to the artificial presence of the auto-President. They could raise revenue by selling personally auto-pen-graphed PDFs of Biden’s ghostwritten memoirs as well as the other fine works of literature attributed to perhaps the greatest intellectual plagiarist of Delaware. Plus, the PDFs could be rigged with CCP-designed spyware.
I understand that Biden, to sweeten the deal, has pledged to donate all of his Donald Duck comic books to the literary project.
Add Daffy Duck.
A Biden Library would only need to exhibit a Wizard’s curtain with the Autopen behind it. The facility would be a crookmobile.
we could kick off the library with some mr. magoo comics and then if that fails some elmer fudd comics .
Not one “ochre” cent. Nice touch.
The Joe Biden Presidential Lie-Brary full of his Pinocchio’s