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This is a really great time to get a good deal on CNN… if for some incomprehensible reason you want a good deal on something most people won’t take for free.
CNN went down this road before with CNN+.
Back then CNN President Jeff Zucker billed CNN+ as being for “CNN superfans, news junkies and fans of quality non-fiction programming.”
It turned out that those didn’t exist.
CNN charged $2.99 a month for CNN+ which launched in March of 2022, at a cost of $300 million, and shut down in April 2022, at a cost of $300 million.
CNN is trying again at a full-service streaming subscription.
The news network announced Thursday its “All Access” subscription will launch in the U.S. on October 28 and cost $6.99 per month or $69.99 annually.
Back then I observed that people didn’t want it for $4 a month in 2022, but with inflation, surely they will be ready to pay $7.00 a month for it. Right?
Not so much. CNN All Access is now down to $3.50 a month.
“CNN has slashed 40% off the CNN All Access streaming package. The premium tier bundles the network’s live feeds, next-day TV episodes, documentaries, and more with full access to CNN.com articles, with a big introductory discount that cuts the first year to $41.99 (annual list price $69.99)”
The headline bills this as get it “before it’s gone.” I agree. And by that I don’t mean before the offer is gone, but before CNN is gone.
Apparently the cat piss brigades are not enough to keep it going.
The Pravda media is dying and the day is coming when the The Gray Hag, aka, the New York Times folds, which should be a national day of celebration. The thinking of all these traditional media sources is irrational, misanthropic, morally defective and mentally deranged. Just like the groups they support.
If I want someone to tell me how my evil whitey skin color – or my trailer trash roots –
– create all evil
– even though evil does not exist –
– except for anti-anti-communists, anti-Islamists, anti-liars, anti-murderers, anti-rapist, anti-pedophiles, …
well, we all got the memo here …
I can just ask my browser …
and it’ll bring up a laundry list of sources explaining how my awesome magical skin color powers create all the dumpster fires everywhere on the planet …
Great stuff. Indistinguishable from The Bee! LOLOL