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Judge Mohammed Onabusha, a Guinean illegal alien who had spent precisely 5 minutes in America before President Joe Biden, who apparently mistook him for someone else, appointed him a federal judge, issued a ruling requiring that the Trump administration immediately restore to life the 11 Tren de Aragua drug smugglers who were on a drug smuggling vessel taken out by the US military.
Shortly after their boat blew up, the ACLU, Human Rights Watch and Planned Parenthood had filed for an immediate posthumous injunction on behalf of the drug smugglers, their families, mistresses and customers in Wayne County under 27 U.S.C. §205, 207, complaining about a lack of due process, tortious interference and disparate impact on protected wetlands in Venezuela.
Through a translator, Judge Onabusha, in a ruling containing numerous imaginary citations of previous precedents and federal laws invented by a hallucinating ChatGPT, lambasted the Trump administration’s violations of the human rights of the drug smugglers, barred any further military action against the drug cartels and demanded that Trump immediately restore the deceased drug smugglers to life accompanied by $1 billion in fines daily payable to the Tren de Aragua Society for Deceased Mules c/o Necklaces Inc.
Legal experts from Substack immediately celebrated the judge’s ruling and cited it as evidence that Trump is a lawless dictator who is probably already dead and needs to be immediately removed by a military coup conducted by fired DEI experts from the Pentagon.
While the Supreme Court did overrule Judge Onabusha in an unsigned ruling containing only one word “Seriously?”, Amazon ‘Rings of Power’ star Robert Reich took to CNN to denounce the justices as puppets who must immediately be replaced by a more progressive class of puppets. He could not however answer how the dead drug smugglers ought to be brought back to life, but a new medical expert and his slightly humpbacked assistant have offered one option.
I wish this were funny because it was so far from the truth.
I found a Judge named Mohammed Onabusha online but he’s Nigerian, not Guinean.
I had a friend from Guinea once. He’s a good guy. Michael Koffee.
STR = satyre..?
Un-killing may be possible with the WayBack Machine. Set the date to the date before the incident. At the appointed time for the history re-run the smuggling vessel would then un-blow up and the evil perps would be un-blown up with it and re-animated.
Voodoo Zombies were actually drugged, so they only appeared to be dead, before they were brought back to life. Voodoo is, of course, still the national religion of Haiti.
“He lives!”
Fucking leftists. Now it’s dead drug smugglers they’re trying to campaign for. Is there anybody America hates who they don’t support? We’re supposed to get worked up over fish bait? Lefties aren’t just scumbags, they’re fucking retarded.
Nancy Pelosi, Maxine Waters and the rest all attended the resurrection of the medicine suppliers. They all bowed and took a knee when the medicine runners/suppliers where wheeled into the tomb, I mean resurrection chamber.
Oh so that’s why they look and screech the way they do! They’re undead!
(What ever happened to nice little old ladies…..and gents?)
“Legal experts from Substack immediately celebrated the judge’s ruling and cited it as evidence that Trump is a lawless dictator who is probably already dead and needs to be immediately removed by a military coup conducted by fired DEI experts from the Pentagon.”🤣
Might want to make sure people KNOW that this is satire! We’re so far gone with the leftist hacks in black that this is entirely believable! It’s humorous to us NORMAL people, but how many leftists will read this and CHEER on the “judge”??
Actually, the judge really is a scummy lunatic.
If this was an act from Comedy Central it might be funny, But it wasn’t and it isn’t. This country is in deep Shiite.
“Judge Mohammed Onabusha, a Guinean illegal alien who had spent precisely 5 minutes in America before President Joe Biden, ”
I did not doubt this statement until I read the “5 minutes” part.
If someone came here illegal, somehow got naturalized, I believe Biden or some other Democrat would make them a judge. Nothing far fetched in that.
The ACLU suing for Tren de Aragua on the smuggling boat is believable. They will ask “Where are the drugs?” and they will be righteously angry.
My hair’s on fire! If only these innocent mules had been invited to the White House for a discussion with president Trump about the danger inherant in their careers. He could have suggested that they become good, decent men and change their ways. I know that they would have seen the light and taken up lawn bowling and dentistry. I am so very sad. Oh well. They are doing one good thing: they are feeding the fish.
It is so very clear WHO is FOR the AMerican people and WHO is against them.
These were DRUG SMUGGLERS…..trying to kill OUR kids with drugs.
It’s a nice change from when Bush43 imprisoned Border Agents Ramos & Compeon for shooting a drug dealer in the ass (a ricochet in fact)
When cackling Kamala slandered border patrol agents, she didn’t imprison them (although that could’ve been due to incompetence).
Ramos & Compeon, as expected, didn’t do well in prison.
Bush43 sent a messag – back off of those poor illegals, even if they attempt to run you over.
Yep. Trump & Bush43’s approach to illegal alien drug dealers is night & day opposite.
Fictional Judge Onabusha’s ruling is only slightly more ridiculous than all of the real federal judges’ rulings.
Mike Judge’s 2006 film Idiocracy was supposed to be a cautionary tale, not an instruction manual.
“Idiocracy” is funny but it’s a rip-off of M. Kornbluth’s short story, “The Marching Morons.”
That’s one thing I noticed reading Roman history: a lot of their plays were ripoffs of earlier Greek plays.
Hilarious but sad satire mr greenfield
Love the “New medical experts idea”, Let’s go with that.
We haven’t seen nuttn’ yet the ways lucifer-satan works in people – we have seen the worst but total depravity and lunacy of people in suits and judicial roles well, it’s yet to come to a boil
Just another Useful Idiot for the UN/CFR/Globalists who needs removed and Benched for Life. We don’t need CFR/Globalists Judges doing the bidding of the Globalists and Soros and his ilk
Stop it you are going to put the Babylon Bee out of business.
This judge’s demand acknowledges that Donald Trump is God with the power to reanimate the dead. That is Islamophobic. This just in: Greta Thornbrain is traveling by sea to the scene of the Last Tren to Agua to protest and support the judge.