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Gov. Tim Walz, fresh off his humiliating election defeat, is really determined to make his retardation or non-retardation (depends on your perspective) into a national issue. After President Trump called Walz “retarded”, Democrats and their media expressed outrage, suggesting that comparing mentally disabled people to Gov. Tim Walz was insulting to them. Which it obviously is.
I mean who wants to be compared to Gov. Tim Walz anyway.
And since the only other story about him is how Gov. Walz watched Somalis steal over $1 billion while he paraded around in L.L. Bean hunting gear and pretended to play video games for the Harris-Walz campaign, it’s understandable that he would want to change the subject to anything.
Literally anything. Including whether he’s retarded.
Gov. Walz declared that calling him retarded “creates danger,” and that people are driving past his house and calling him retarded. “I’ll tell you, I’ve never seen this before, people driving by my house and using the R word. This is shameful and I have yet to see an elected official, a Republican elected official, say you’re right, he should not say that, that’s shameful. I’m worried. We know how these things go, they start with taunts, they turn to violence.”
First, I’m a little bit skeptical that Walz has never been called a ‘retard’ before. He was a teenager in the 70s and 80s. In all that time, no one called him a retard? Or, you know, after his presidential debate performance.
Second, Walz is now actually campaigning on being called a ‘retard.’ He’s trying to turn his supposed lack of retardation into a national issue. He’s now hoping that the media will go around asking Republicans to condemn calling him a retard.
That’s pretty sad.
But the alternative is trying to launch a 2028 presidential campaign based on letting Somalis rip off the state for over $1 billion.
It’s probably better to be known as the governor who insists he’s not a retard.
Walz should be called a full retard.
Didn’t he see “Tropic Thunder?” NEVER go full retard!
“Gov. Tim Walz Makes His Retardation Into National Issue” Really enjoyed article title. So true.
Yes. Mr. Greenfield can be savagely funny! Very enjoyable.
Walz-Ing Matilda Walz-Ing Matilda and apogees to Australia
lol … people drive by his house and yell “Retard” 🙂
Yeh like he would be out there weeding the flower bed. He may be supervising his Somalian staff, but weed the flower beds, no way.
That IS pretty funny! He’s a comedian
Yeah and there were MAGA people in red hats in the middle of an urban area lynching negros and retards. walz the poly’s eidetic memory kicked in
Would love it if there was a shred of truth in what the bimbo remembers
smells like jussie inspired and Chicago of yore
There should be a very, very thorough investigation into all that stolen money, and it should be looking to see just how much, not even if any, but how much, made its way into the coffers of Walt, Ellison, and Ohmar.
Tim Walz is right, people who get called retarded are always being targeted for violence. It’s not like the totally innocuous label of Nazi that his side uses on their opposition. Maybe his wife will enjoy the sound of gunfire and the smell of the city burning down when they come for the retards. She really loved it the first time around when BLM/Antifa came for the “Nazis”.
‘Never go full retard…’. Seriously, Great column. Humor. Insight.
he is right. it starts with someone throwing a subway sandwich at a police officer and pretty soon, it is shooting 2 National Guardsmen.
Tampon Tim is not a retard. He is a moron.
Hey Tim, grow up. You’re getting bent out of shape over an epithet that’s been used by children for decades. In the words of Pee Wee Herman, you could respond with, “I know you are, but what am I?”
Coming soon to a football stadium near you – the Retard National Anthem.
Cmon Daniel, it’s not like it’s a good thing to call walz a retard. It has to be terrible for them, like finding out your the last remaining relative of 88. People should limit themselves to no more than once a day and use a swearse jar for more than once a day.