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Self-proclaimed Communist with a now ex-Nazi tattoo Graham Platner is doubling down on ‘Walzface’. In a political climate where Gov. Gavin Newsom is trying to pitch hard luck stories, everyone in the party is pretending to be a kid from the sticks or the streets who spent his life just fighting to survive the mean streets of Marin County and the famines of Somalia.
One reason Trump is so popular is he never pretended to be the son of a mailman who was on the front lines in Iraq. The public knows all this stuff is fake.
In a chat with Biden’s former press secretary Jen Psaki, who now does her lying for MSNBC, the Maine Senate candidate bafflingly claimed that he was just a regular guy who has “never been close to money and power.”
As Freedom Center Investigates exclusively reported long before the rest of the media, none of that is true.
Platner is the son of Bronson Platner, a local lawyer who ran for public office and donated sizable amounts of money to Dems, and the grandson of Warren Platner, a world-famous modernist architect who worked on the Ford Foundation headquarters.
Here’s how the New York Times described Platner’s estate.
Years of living in “houses built by others for others” caused architect Warren Platner to envision every aspect of his ideal home and to spare no expense when the time finally came to build it.
“The concept is similar to a chateau in the Loire valley,” the architect says, “but on a smaller scale.”
No money or power there.
The product of a prep school and a boarding school, whose vanity business is subsidized by his mother, who owns multiple businesses, is certainly just a regular guy… who kept being quoted by the media.
Quotes by Graham Platner appear in media stories, not local ones, but in national papers like the Washington Post going back to 2009. One or two might be coincidence, but whenever the media needed to quote an Iraq War veteran, it turned to a seemingly obscure man from Maine.
In 2016, for example, the Washington Post looked to Platner to condemn Trump for not really caring about veterans. “Graham Platner, a Marine who fought in the battle of Ramadi, thinks that Trump is playing the part of ‘patriotic culture warrior’ and thinks that Trump’s ‘knee-jerk patriotism’ plays directly to his base.” That’s something Platner may know a lot about.
Past the gimme cap and the oysterman costume is the shiftless radical son of a wealthy family who joined the military for adventure, spent years at George Washington University on the taxpayer dime without emerging with any obvious employable profession (a Washington Post story from 2009 describes him taking an ‘art history’ class) and then had his mother, friends and family set him up with an existing oyster farm that he then used to conduct tours for tourists.
So working class.

I remember when Obama compared himself to Abe Lincoln.
Yes, Obama’s delusions of grandeur. Of course he didn’t even rise to the level of Lincoln’ house boy.
Art history? Why doesn’t that surprise anyone. So this guy claims to be a combat veteran? I just recently found out that the military gives Silvers Stars, or maybe it is a Bronze Star, to any officer, in a combat zone. Remember little Pete the former mayor is South Bend, Indiana? He was bragging about going outside the wire. I believe that never he left the safety of the air base.
The Dem-O-Rats are always claiming they support the poor and the GOP supports the Rich but just look how many Rich Democrats there are
The mean streets of Marin. The best of California as it used to be.
Combat vet?!
Someone should remind him of John Kerry … who once served in Vietnam.
Or better yet:
Benedict Arnold
who once served in the Revolutionary War.
As my grandfather told me:
Phony heroes pretend to be heroes.
Ordinary heroes let others celebrate them.
And:
Real heroes don’t come home.
Grandpa never mentioned traitors,
but then again he didn’t know any.
Traitors only deserve a rope.
I’ve got a pair of oysters Platman can drink the piss out of. I hate little bitches like him and Butt Cancer Joe who pretend to be working class. Neither of them has worked a day in their worthless lives. I’ve been upper class and lower class but my balls always dripped real sweat.