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Rep. Nancy Pelosi, 85 years old, who has spent 39 of those years in Congress, and has been involved in politics for about 60 of those years, has announced that she’ll be stepping down from Congress to focus on her investments.
While Pelosi has been a fairly terrible legislator, having made the country worse each time she served as House Speaker, she is a very successful stock market investor. Indeed, the Pelosi Investment Tracker is quite popular, and headlines such as ‘3 Nancy Pelosi Stocks Worth Scooping up This November’ from Yahoo Finance and ‘8 Top Nancy Pelosi Stocks to Buy’ from US News and World Report showcase her investment skills.
Some cynical folks say that the only reason Pelosi is such a savvy investor is because she has inside information.
And once she leaves office at the ripe young age of 87, she’ll have a chance to prove them wrong. Surely, the Pelosi Equity Fund won’t be far behind as unburdened from the need to put out press releases about how great San Francisco is, she’ll be able to focus on her one true love. Not her husband, obviously, her investments.
Pelosi kept signaling until the last that she might stay and Dems were very deferential and insisted that none of the contenders, like AOC’s mini-me or that California State Senator who likes dressing up in leather and chains could ever defeat her. And we’ll never know. But surely they’ll never be able to defeat her stock picking track record.
Nancy may not have a place in the hearts of her countrymen, countrywomen and countryxers, but her legacy as PLSI will long live on, on the Big Board.
Congress was just slowing her down.
50 terms in the US House is long enough anyways
I believe she said she will “retire” in 2027. Guess that means another year of her vile person showing up in the news. UGH.
She deliberately sabotaged the economy to get Obama elected.
And that Botox gives he a permanently surprised expression.
I will NEVER have plastic surgery. I’ll just mature with age. We all know I’ll be handsome till the day I die, anyway. 😛
Botox face. Yuck.
Yes and her eyebrows keep getting painted farther up on her forehead. If she continues with her undead existence, they’ll be on her scalp before long.
She really does look like one of the undead. I was just thinking that a few minutes ago.
I just saw a meme with a photo of Nancy Pelosi and the caption: “When vodka, Xanax and stool softener meet.”
Another headline said: “Pelosi Retiring: Legendary Inside Trader Ca$hes Out”
Whatever happened with her husband and his nude male attempted murderer? Are they still dating?
Pelosi’s headstone should have nothing on it but her name and these two simple words: “Term Limits”.
Yeah, what did happen to the hammer time guy and Pual Pelosi in his tighty whities? I’m kind of surprised the cops didn’t shoot that druggie dead. Eh. San Fagfrisco.
Democrats will demand a burial in a crypt below the speakers desk in the House.
pelosi better hope after she dies all that plastic they used to preserve and hold her together, doesn’t cause her burial place to get designated a toxic superfund cleanup site or the pope who buries her doesn’t burst into flames from sacrilege. A very small win for the week. She’s irrelevant other than being able to sustain long streaks of vulgarity and lack of composure and it has been entertainment watching the communists leaving her and schemer only backup their Depends. aoc will win against schemer and nancy really needs power/Sid.
There has been so much bad this week and it seems like instead of two steps back after a win, we took three pretty big ones, but it was pretty cool that we finally won the Vietnam War. Everyone has probably read this, but I’m still thrilled that for once this winning without a shot fired happens to us:
…Vietnam’s new General Secretary of the Communist Party, To Lam, has replaced Marxist-Leninism as the Party’s governing ideology with something more authentically Vietnamese: Truong Ton Dan Toc, or “Vietnamese nationalism.”
That is a bombshell. Hanoi has just abandoned its Communist ideology, which governed it since 1954 and sustained it in its wars against the United States and its ally South Vietnam, and with its Communist neighbors, Cambodia and the People’s Republic of China (PRC).
In his speech of April 27, 2025, To Lam presented his party as one dedicated to Vietnamese nationalism, not Marxist-Leninism, saying that honor will always be given to those who sacrificed for the Vietnamese people’s “happiness and prosperity” and “their truong ton and development.” He added that, today, all Vietnamese—no matter where they live—have the same ancestral mother, Au Co, and are equally “children of dragons and grandchildren of angels,” and affirmed that all Vietnamese—no matter where they live—should contribute to the future of “their” people, not to the imposition of an ideology.
To Lam called for a new Vietnam, for a new era in Vietnamese history, one possessing “peace, wealth, civilized education, development, and pure Vietnameseness.”
Maybe he’s trying to convince Trump Viet Nam is no longer communist, in the hopes of getting a good trade deal.
San Fran Nan has taught us an important object lesson: Not all corrupt Democ-rat politicians from Baltimore are black.
Carpetbagger from Baltimore pillaged San Francisco.
Nancy Pancy what’s going to happen now? it would be nice if Governor Nuisance just packed up and left with Biden
The next step should be Investigation, Indictment, Conviction and Incarceration.
I’d prefer incineration to incarceration.
I wonder who her congressional leaker will be.