Elizabeth Warren May Get Even More Unpleasant Replacement

In a better world, Martha Coakley may have been in the Senate, instead of working with JUUL, while Elizabeth Warren would have been collecting six figures to bore students to tears with her tendentious leftist nonsense, while wearing fake Native American jewelry.

Instead, Warren is trying for the big job and her potential replacement is even more repulsive.

Former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Samantha Power refused Friday to rule out a run for Elizabeth Warren’s Senate seat should the Massachusetts Democrat capture her party’s presidential nomination and ascend to the White House.

“No, no. I don’t think it’s a good idea to rule anything out,” Power said during an event to promote her new memoir, according to The Boston Globe. But the ex-diplomat added that she also “wouldn’t rule out managing the Red Sox.”

Maybe the NSA can help. And the Iranians. 

Why not? The one thing that MA needs is someone whose mellifluous voice, surly appearance and schoolmarm demeanor will make Warren seem downright appealing.