Bernie Sanders Vows "Very Important" White House Role for Ex-Waitress Who Spends All Day on Twitter

The Bernie Sanders campaign is running on the best private health care his Senate plan can buy and the support of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez.

And Bernie has to keep a former waitress who spends all day whining on Twitter happy, because otherwise his campaign is deader than Communism.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has a “very, very important role” waiting for her in the White House should fellow Democratic Socialist Bernie Sanders win his party’s nomination and then defeat President Donald Trump in 2020, the Vermont senator said.

“Her ideas are resonating all over this country,” Sanders told ABC News of the Bronx-Queens freshman congresswoman in a joint interview on Sunday. “If I am in the White House, she will play a very, very important role. No question.”

Secretary of Defense? Secretary of the Interior? Secretary of Holding Bernie's Drool Cup? The sky's the limit.

It's like a socialist cinderella story.

But the good news is that with Bernie you get two for one. You don't just get Bernie in the White House. You get Ocasio Cortez in the White House. Just imagine the video of her raving at its 'bougie' interior.

Finally, the White House can be empowered to ban cows and trains.

Of course the big word is, "If".

 “If I am in the White House, she will play a very, very important role. No question.”

So when President Trump invites Bernie over, he'll bring her along to hold his drool cup?

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