Julian Castro Ends Presidential Campaign To Spend More Time With His Accusations of Racism

Julian Castro, one of the worst candidates in a race that includes random billionaires, a blonde white woman who lied about being Indian, and Joe Biden, is leaving a race he never had a whelk's chance at.


Castro, who ran a bold campaign of scowling tearfully at the camera, speaking bad Spanish, and accusing everyone of racism, never caught fire with Latinos, black people, white people, Asians, homeless vagrants, the KKK, ninjas or even the Castro family. The highlight of his campaign did include destroying Beto O'Rourke's campaign.

Unfortunately destroying other people's campaigns didn't help Castro's own campaign forcing him to resign in order to spend more time with his accusations of racism. Insiders expect that Julian will take his accusations of racism to Disneyland, And the Griffith observatory followed by a late dinner at the Brown Derby.

Share

Wondering what happened to your Disqus comments?

Read the Story