Biden to Seek Non-Communist Bank Regulator Who Doesn't Favor Eliminating Private Banking

In a tremendous concession to reality, the Biden administration will withdraw the nomination of Saule Omarova, who had been a member of the Communist Union of Youth, who attended Moscow State on a Lenin Scholarship, reportedly wrote her thesis on Karl Marx’s Economic Analysis And The Theory Of Revolution In Das Kapital, praised Soviet policy, and proposed to “end banking as we know it”.

After multiple Senate Dems decided that they didn't want Commissar Omarova hanging around their necks, Biden has reluctantly announced that he will go on to seek a non-Communist head for the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency.

In a statement written for Comrade Biden, the beloved leader and alleged rapist of the proletariat complained that, "Saule would have brought valuable insight and perspective to our important work on behalf of the American people. But unfortunately, from the very beginning of her nomination, Saule was subjected to inappropriate personal attacks that were far beyond the pale." 

He also vowed to "continue to work to find a nominee for this position, and plan to make an announcement at a future date."

Maybe he can find one who didn't attend school on a Lenin scholarship or call for ending banking. As long as he avoids nomination Elizabeth Warren allies.


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