Anti-Israel Jon Stewart Claims Judaism is Nazism

Jews are the new Nazis. How original.

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Professional cretin and former guest star on The Nanny, Jon Stewart is upset that Jews exist and have opinions that don't accord with his. The notoriously thin-skinned whiner decided to promote his movie by calling Jews who kept their original last name and like being Jewish, fascists.

"It’s so interesting to me that people want to define who is a Jew and who is not. And normally that was done by people who weren’t Jewish but apparently now it’s done by people who are, and I find that very interesting. It’s more than nationalism," Stewart whined.

It's interestingly only in that Stewart knows less about Judaism than he does about Quantum Mechanics.

Every group defines who is a member of it. That's especially true of religions which have a theology. Stewart retardedly seems to think that having a definition for a religion is what Nazis do.

But then again Jon Stewart calls people Nazis like Godwin's Law never existed. "Don't like me, you're a Nazi!" "Didn't get my order right, you're a Nazi."

"No. And you can’t observe (Judaism) in the way you want to observe. And I never thought that that would be coming from brethren. I find it really sad, to be honest," Stewart said.

Brethren? Seriously.

How dare Jews have standards for Judaism? Why can't Stewart just observe Judaism the way he wants to... by not observing it. He's really sad that apparently Judaism is a religion with some sort of Bible and even a Ten Commandments.

Where did that come from? Why was he not told that you can't observe Judaism by dressing up in clown makeup and twirling a propeller around. He never expected this from his fellow Stewartites.

"It is pretty vicious. And how are you lesser? How are you lesser? It’s fascistic. And the idea that they can tell you what a Jew is. How dare they?" Stewart bitches.

Yeah how dare they. Have what, a religion? A religion that has standards. They're fascist. They're Nazis.

"I always want to say to people when they come at me like that: 'I would like Israel to be a safe and secure state. What’s your goal?'" Stewart said. "So basically we disagree on how to accomplish that but boy do they, I mean, you would not believe the shit. You have guys on television saying I’m a Jew like the Jews in the Nazi camps who helped bring the other Jews to ovens. I have people that I lost in the Holocaust and I just … go fuck yourself. How dare you?"

Stewart is offended by being called a Nazi collaborator. To which he responds by calling all religious Jews, fascists.

Seems legit.

Also Jon Stewart would like Israel to be a safe and secure state through his attacks on Israel and support for terrorists. Also seems legit.

He suggested that Israel's policies were an overreaction to the legacy of Jewish oppression: "The danger of oppression is not just being oppressed, it’s becoming an oppressor," Stewart godwined.

Jews are the new Nazis. How original.