Give It Up: Hillary Clinton Will Never, Ever Be President

Hillary Clinton will never be president. Not now. Not tomorrow. Not in a million years.

Even if her head is cryogenically frozen after her death and then attached to a body in a million years by a cult dedicated to worshipping her, she still won't be president. Instead she'll lose an election to Mondale's cryogenically frozen head.

The sooner the left comes to terms with the inescapable fact that Hillary Clinton will never be president, the happier it will be.

"HILLARY CLINTON COULD STILL BECOME PRESIDENT IF RUSSIA PROBE FINDS CONSPIRACY EVIDENCE," shrieks Newsweek in its recently patented ALL-CAPS approach to being noticed.

But no, Hillary can't become president. Not even if the Russia probe finds that Trump's real name is Ivan Ivanovich. It still won't happen.

Nearly a year after President Donald Trump’s inauguration, a Harvard University professor says 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton could still become commander in chief.

By Harvard prof, Newsweek means Larry Lessig.

If Trump did conspire with Russia, the president “should resign, or, if he doesn’t, he should be impeached,” Lessig wrote in his essay. Vice President Mike Pence would also have to either resign or get impeached, which would make House Speaker Paul Ryan the president of the United States, Lessig wrote at the time.

Given that there is “no mechanism in American law for a new election,” nor “a mechanism for correcting the criminal results of the previous election,” Ryan ought to nominate “the person defeated by the treason of his own party, and then step aside, and let her become President,” Lessig went on to say.

That's going to happen right after the apes rise up and take over the planet. Unfortunately the damn, dirty apes still won't vote for Hillary Clinton.

Anyway, if every single Republican becomes president and then resigns, it still won't make President Hillary Clinton a reality because the chain of succession does not run through defeated presidential candidates. Nancy Pelosi will be president before Hillary will.

Deal with it.

On Wednesday, Lessig told Newsweek this scenario was still a possibility.

“This is one way it could happen,” Lessig said. “But that’s very different from saying I think it will happen, or should happen, or [that] the evidence is there for it to happen.”

#Science. It will never happen. Ever.

The sooner the left realizes it, the sooner it can stop screaming at the sky and wrecking America.