Comey: Vote Democrat to Support Our Country's Values of Spying on Political Opponents

James Comey, an American hero who likes to post shots of himself looking at sunsets and national monuments on Twitter, would like us to vote for the party that shipped illegal cash to terrorists, forced nuns to violate their religion and spied on its political opponents.

It's what the Founders would have wanted.

"This Republican Congress has proven incapable of fulfilling the Founders’ design that “Ambition must ... counteract ambition.” All who believe in this country’s values must vote for Democrats this fall. Policy differences don’t matter right now. History has its eyes on us," Comey tweeted.

I don't know about history, but Comey's colleagues clearly have their eyes on a lot of people they shouldn't.

Also any Republican who says policy differences don't matter... never had any policy differences with the Democrats to begin with.

But I am confident that Thomas Jefferson would have wanted the Democrats, busily scrubbing his name from their party, to win, so that they can go protecting our nation's values by changing names, tearing down statues and spying on their political opponents.

I know that's what James Madison would have wanted. That and forcing nuns to pay for birth control.

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