Dem Senator Demands FBI Investigation of 53-Year-Old Man's High School Drinking

What a brave new world.

We want to hear — I would be wanting to hear what kind of environment it was in high school,” Sen. Mazie Hirono, D-Hawaii, said Sunday during an interview with CNN’s “State of the Union.”

“Apparently, there was a lot of drinking and partying going on,” she continued. “This is why we need an investigation. We need an independent investigation that lays all of that out for us, so there’s at least some chance of some outside entity, like the FBI, doing an investigation.”

Yes, the FBI should absolutely investigate the high school drinking habits of a 53-year-old man.

And then his nursery school behaviors. And his ancestors. There's gotta be something in there if you dig deep and low enough.

Remember when the Democrats were going to get the government out of our bedrooms? Isn't this so much better?

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