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After having one of their affiliates shot up by a leftist terrorist, ABC decided to put Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. This was probably the worst move for both the network and Jimmy Kimmel’s career. For the first time in his decades long career of trying to get people to pay attention to him, people were interested in Jimmy Kimmel.
Then they tuned in and found out that Jimmy Kimmel is the equivalent of your slightly drunk cousin trying to make an Instagram video about his cruise. Whatever your politics are, all people of goodwill and good taste ought to be able to agree that Jimmy Kimmel hasn’t been on speaking terms with funny since he was a toddler.
Kimmel is to comedy what LaCroix water is to beer. This was a problem back when there was the expectation that a comedian should be funny. Jimmy Kimmel overcame that by playing the “I’m one of you” card. You know the one. “I’m one of you guys. I like sports and girls too. Come on, applaud.” Things got a lot easier when comedy became political clapter. Kimmel took one look at the Daily Show and decided, “I could do that too.”
(Spoiler alert: He couldn’t.)
But in a world where Stephen Colbert got (had) a late night show and Jimmy Fallon was somehow picked to host a late night show rather than get coffee for executives, Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t that much worse.
All Kimmel had to do was listen to NPR and repeat back what he heard loudly in a sarcastic voice. Jon Stewart made it seem really easy, but Kimmel was never convincing at it no matter how he tried to make it seem personal. Then, like an idiot janitor and a bucket, he managed to stumble into getting suspended.
Sadly the suspension was far too short. And with Kimmel back on the air, record numbers of viewers tuned in only to discover that Jimmy Kimmel still isn’t funny.

Kimmel and the rest of his kind are finding out their not as funny as they think they are
No one expected anything different than Jimmy Kimmel’s ratings to soar for a brief time. He’s the lefts man of the hour and the hour will be up shortly when the watchers all find better things to do or champion.
Dipshit Kimmel must be desperately annoyed that, yet again, ANOTHER leftist (i.e. not MAGA) shot at the DNC’s designated boogie men in Dallas.
Since democrats don’t think for themselves, they can only emotionally react to DNC/media hysteria.
Back in July, ten losers/leftists attacked ICE in Alvaredo, TX with similar incompetence.
The press washed that story down the memory hole, so Kimmel didn’t have lie about “one of his own” being the attackers.
And dishonest, as well. He said on his return show, “Nor was it my intention to blame any specific group for the actions of what was obviously a deeply disturbed individual.” But what got him suspended was saying, “We had some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and with everything they can to score political points from it,” I don’t know, I’ve only been at that English language thing for 76 years but it sure sounds to me like he was saying “this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk” was part of that “MAGA gang.”. So, Kimmel is not funny and is not truthful. Who knew?
Yes, Kimmel plays to his crowd just like Stewart did. Or does. Is that midget still alive?
A fence post in the middle of a cornfield generates far more laughs then soy boy Kimmel.. Fun fact – Little Dimmy’s radical wife is Co-Producer and writer on his show. Dollars to doughnuts cuck Jimmy is firmly under her feminist thumb!
I don’t get him or late night TV. I have way better things to do at that time like read a book or better yet, sleep. But I suppose that since I’m not much of a TV watcher, I’ll never get that guy Kimmel or the rest of those talking assholes on late night TV.. Besides, what is there to gain by watching any of them?
TV is mostly vacuous bullshit that lowers the IQ, dulls the wits and atrophies the imagination. In other words, TV is low ft, low cal, low sodium, gluten free, ultra-processed fortified eye candy (aka, visual spam) for the intellectually challenged.
Kimmel blamed MAGA for Charlie’s murder.
That’s not just insinuating that Charlie deserved to be murdered,
and not just implying that we are all murderers:
It was a reference to the online trend
on Left-wing social media – eg Reddit and 4Chan –
in which these Lefties
claim all Left-wing violence (that’s not mostly peaceful)
is a false-flag attacks by the Groypers (the anti-Semitic hate group).
In doing so, Kimmel incited violence against all common-sense Americans.
And showed support for violent Lefties.
And justified murder of conservatives.
Kimmel’s “Sorry-Not-Sorry” apology, I’m sure was better than what he had planned to say,
but we can all see
his apology is literally what he accused MAGA of doing:
He lies again by suggesting the LEFTIST is MERELY a disturbed individual.
And he Big Lies AGAIN
Because it suggests that his first suggestion:
That we should all be murdered.
Is not only NOT rolled back,
but that MAGA is the problem because the whole world noticed
that a Leftist murdered one of us.
Usually don’t like bringing this up – but y’all old-timers remember I bring up ‘real life’ every so often when we had a real combox – …
But a Lefty attempted to commit a terrorist act against me in 1985.
Had she been successful, I could have died,
and had I not died – I would have been prosecuted for criminal negligence.
Only bring this up because
TOO MANY OF US HAVE IGNORED OR FORGOTTEN THE LEFT’S VIOLENCE AGAINST US!
Kimmel’s nasty attack is intended to incite more violence against White people, Christian people, Americans,
… and as of the last two years …
they hate anyone who supports Israel, and all Jews.
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Professor Dan – Bammo Whammo You just hit one way out of the ballpark –
There was a horrible multivehicle wreck tying up the only highway out of this small Arizona town I retired to 8 years ago and found my fortune in doing so.
The highway was shut down to one lane with multiple first responder agencies on the scene.
It was like I was back in LA County trying to get to work and back again that eventually leads to frustration and hypertension. Fortunately, the lane closure wasn’t that bad to get through, but what really slows up a lane closure are the lookieloos of which I, being human, could not help to be aghast at the spectacle.
A bump in ratings, even with some network affiliates still not airing, and will not air Kimmel was mostly just that.
Curiosity to see if Kimmel could get both feet out of his mouth and head out his ass like an Ed Sullivan Show contortionist.
I of course, being stuck in traffic, is not the same as willfully tuning into Kimmel weeknight disaster even on the day of his few day suspension – I cannot be bothered about watching things that piss me off that raises my hypertension and takes my mind off my goals and GOD ALMIGHTY.
I knew it would be all over the internet the next day and frankly, I began to watch a posted video of schlemiel Kimmel and had to turn it off, not being able to stomach one of satan’s and therefore the deep state’s ventriloquist dummy!
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Kimmel is annoying to everyone, including his co-ABC NFL color commentary and play by play announcers – he was a pain in the ass clown. So, ABC was fooled by Kimmel and seemingly thought Kimmel has such a gregarious personality, lets give him a talk show to compete with NBC and CBS late night which then was Leno and Letterman.
There was never a match. I liked the Kimmel sidekick, the Mexican man who was like an usher or security who played stooge to Kimmel who plays stooge to the devil and the deep state and lunatic fringe leftards.
Lunatic fringe leftards Kimmel loyalists who will watch Kimmel no matter what, even bored out of their twisted confused hypocritical self deluding Parasitic Minds will never be enough ratings for sponsors to keep sponsoring this downward spiral of a man, his show, his bosses as the downward spiral gone satanic Molochism Disney/ABC.
How long does ABC want to keep losing and how much does Disney want to lose in revenue and stockholders selling out their shares.
In the case of Disney, mutual fund companies have to be contacted by the shareholders in the funds to disperse of Disney or we will close out our fund that keeps the Disney shares.
What would be swifter is if those who can stomach watching Kimmel in their market note the commercials and contact the national or local companies sponsoring Kimmel that they will not buy their product unless they stop sponsoring Kimmel!
I have never watched this guy. Watched him for the first time last night. I haven’t missed a thing. I can remember the wonderful fun nights watching Johnny Carson and his very entertaining guests. I don’t remember any political dialog . It was laughter and fun caused by a very entertaining funny man. How do these late night show make any money? In my opinion he plays to the left, and left only. They. are the only folk that would pay for his bull—-. I am glad I watched , If I were ABC or Disney, whoever , I would not waste the money to reinstate the guy. My question is??? Do this time slot actually make money? If so, I’m 85 and like to tell jokes, I can improve the ratings for sure.