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Rep. Eric Swalwell and Christine ‘Fang Fang’ were a beautiful couple. (Although Rep. Ro Khanna had a shot.) And then it all went wrong. But now, even as he faces an indictment for mortgage fraud, Swalwell may be trying to win her back.
Swalwell is said to be mulling a run for governor, pitting him against heavyweights like Rep. Katie Porker, Xavier Becerra and Comrade Xi (who has warned that he will decline to serve if nominated, but will invade if he wins) and what other possible reason could a member of Congress potentially facing an indictment have for running for governor… except true love.
As just another congressman, Swalwell was small potatoes, but as governor, Chinese spies would be all over him.
Sure, some old dead white male slave owner (probably, I mean he was white, wasn’t he and non-Muslim) once wrote, “Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds”, but sometimes you have to win the love of the spy girl of your dreams with a dead end bit of running for governor followed by an even more hypothetical presidential race.
While we here at The Point have often taken shots at Rep. Swalwell and his policy of loose international relations, but we wish him much success in his latest romantic gesture towards the East.
California voters have previously voted in two governors, Jerry Brown and Gavin Newsom, who spent half their time visiting China and signing unilateral treaties promising to do whatever Xi tells them to do. But why settle for only fellow travelers and useful idiots, when California can have its first Chinese Communist First Lady?
Madame Fang Fang isn’t bad looking. I wouldn’t sell her any state secrets but I’d whisper some bullshit in her ear when we were done.
Poor Swallowwell. He’s been indicted. Mortgage fraud, Just like Letishtard James. Those D-Bags just cant help but go all Butt Cancer Joe Bidumb when it comes to real eastate,
Katie Porker, LOL! I think she may be the most hideous female I’ve ever seen. If I saw that gorgon in person I bet I would die screaming before I turned to stone.
And Xavier Barerass is one of the scummiest politicians CA has ever excreted, and that’s saying something.
Never date a girl who eats bats.
Date a girl who eats dates.
Yeah, bat head eating is a deal breaker. And I fuck meth heads, crack heads, homeless chicks and other jetsom.
Everybody has his limits
Homeless chicks need loving too. Most guys don’t give a a shit but they need attention and some of them are hot .
But no bat head eaters.
Geez Jeff, what won’t you hump? You definitely sound like an 18 -80, blind, crippled or crazy kinda guy. As for the woman who eats bats, just put a bag over her head and imagine she’s Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi!!
Not even a bag over the head would protect us from Hitlery Clinthog or Nastay Pelousy.
And if you saw some of the homeless and crazy chicks I know, you’d change your mind. Hot is is hot. I don’t care about a chick’s personality or sanity. All I care about is what they look like.
now that was funny
the name Fang Fang also suggests she not only eat bats but also turns into one after sucking your blood
Still want to Nuke Gun Owners who refuse to turn int heir Guns, Bean Brain? Go Soak your Head
Why are the majority of DEMOcrats such slimy, corrupt people? Is it a REQUIREMENT??
That guy should have been before a judge as soon as it was discovered he was fuking a spy. And so should she.