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I can imagine that headline getting a lot of people upset – you’re not supposed to call people ugly – but some people are ugly and everyone knows it. I’m not talking exclusively physically, though that’s a big part. A good-looking woman, for example, can be rendered completely unattractive if she’s stupid or, I assume, liberal (it’s never really happened, in my dating experience, as most liberal women could easily pose for “before” photos for any number of ailments and afflictions, so them being attractive is only theoretical).
The thing about liberal women is they seem to have deliberately chosen to be ugly, at least in a lot of cases. And the left, in general, has embraced unattractiveness as a weird flex, likely to make themselves feel better about the unfortunate aftermath of bad, drunken haircuts and the decision to stretch their ear lobes to fit a Frisbee.
In the last few years, as pioneered by the step-daughter of Kamala Harris – leftists corporations wanted to suck up to Harris, as they assumed she’d be president one day, gave the closest thing she’ll ever have to a kid of her own the “worthless millennial” equivalent of a board seat on Burisma: a modeling contract – has covered her body with stupid, small and disconnected tattoos. This somehow became a trend – like they smoked meth, then on a dare played paintball and agreed to let someone with a tattoo gun put whatever idiotic thing they could think of on their bodies everywhere they’d been shot, all while snorting fentanyl.
Honestly, look it up. The only way these people could be dumber would be to…actually, no matter what I come up with, it’s being done.
There has never been a better time to be ugly in America than the last 10 years. Amazon, Dove, Ulta Beauty and pretty much every “fashion” brand that is not European in origin has embraced “models” just the side of type-2 diabetic with unibrows, giant guts and hairy legs. People who get winded standing up and need a minute to catch their breath before the pose and say, “You know I look good,” as they waddle to the kitchen to grab another bag of cool ranch Doritos.
But I’m not judging. Ok, I am judging. I’ve never had to look away from the TV more than in the last few years, as people either chosen because they’re repulsive or because they’ve chosen to make themselves repulsive have appeared in all their high-definition glory on my giant TV screen. Some of these people frighten house plants and animals, while others contribute to bulimia.
None of it is on accident – you don’t pick a dude with a 5-o’clock shadow in a dress to be the “new face of beauty” because you don’t want to sicken a large percentage of the audience, you do it as a deliberate thumb in their eye (or at least to make them wish for one so they don’t have to see what is on the TV).
American Eagle looked at that and went in the other direction. Calvin Klein and Ralph Lauren had cornered the market on models with gravitational pulls and “women” with penises, and American Eagle noticed a hole in the market. They filled it with Sydney Sweeney, the 27-year-old actress who should spend more time trying to convey character-based thoughts with her eyes if she wants to have a long career in Hollywood and a body that makes no red-blooded American male care that she can’t yet.
Naturally, the C.H.U.D. brigade lost their collective mind.
Liberals were upset because they’d successfully badgered normal people into pretending “everyone is beautiful” or people are “healthy and sexy at any size” and all the other hippie crap they’ve been pushing that everyone knows is garbage but since they only ever listen to other liberals, were under no threat of ever hearing out of fear of being excommunicated from the progressive left.
Sweeney’s boobs and butt broke the dam. Even effeminate Democrat “men” couldn’t deny that she’s attractive. They’d spent years being cuckold into pretending a guy who “tucked it back real far” was every bit a “real woman” as someone built like Sweeney. Yet, none of these people ever actually dated any “trans women” because they knew it was a lie. It’s one thing to go along with saying it, it’s another to be seen in public with it.
Sweeney’s ads gave these people, and all normal people, the opportunity to be normal again, if only for a moment. The left-wing harpies screaming “NAZI PROPAGANDA” were met with all the enthusiasm Playboy found when they got rid of nudity for a while and made a man pretending to be a woman a “playmate,” which is to say they were greeted like a fart in a car on a hot day.
Some truths are universal. And while they can be shouted down and threatened into submission for a while, they cannot be chased out of human nature because they are a part of human nature. If we were all as ugly as Democrats would love to make the “standard of beauty,” we would have gone extinct centuries ago. Thank God we are not. Thank God for beauty. And yes, thank God for leftists desperately trying to force everyone to pretend the genuinely unattractive is anything but, because it separates them from the rest of the herd and leaves normal people alone in reality.
Best Democrats only date themselves, not only because they are the epitome of ugly, inside and out, but because it means they have less time to inflict themselves on normal people. And ridding as much of our lives of those awful creatures is, with the exception of them all renouncing their citizenship and leaving the hemisphere together, the best gift they can give us.
And I mean that in the nicest possible way…
Its best to be wary of Liberal Democrats since all they w ant is Bigger Government and fewer Freedoms and Liberty
That would be ALL Democrats!
John Waters saw this coming waaaay back in ~1970.
“Pink Flamingos”
“Female Troubles”
“Polyester”
The DVDs are all worth watching. …..Not as much fun as watching these films stoned at the midnight screenings in the art house theaters, but great predictive satire nonetheless.
Here is the classic execution scene from “Female Troubles” … enjoy …
Yikes! Try watching that stoned on pot and LSD stoned at the midnight screenings in the art house theaters,
Reminder of why I sought escape from my negative law of attraction to what I consider health and success…..
It’s Cheech and Chong funny that you bring up “watching these films stoned at the midnight screenings in the art house theaters,” which is where and when I probably saw the flickeroos you mentioned at the old and long since torn down Venice Theater on Lincoln Blvd.
I never understood the nuances in John Waters films until you brought up they were satires.
I just looked at them as if they were barf that was edited into a 90 minute or so movie.
Now, even though I am of life experience, I would not watch them because I still am careful what I let in my mind and out my mouth.
Although, yes, I am not perfect and the Baccus still lives in me because I’m orgasmic in nature – but I have wrestled that to taking breaks from Baccus and being a more reasonable and socially acceptable being while still maintaining my title: The King of Venice Beach – while all around me I see desert in SE Arizona.
I will be back to my throne in a gazebo on Venice Beach!
John Waters believed in shock value when he was making films for a few thousand dollars a pop.
Later, when he was given a budget by the majors, he went in for stunt-casting, such as casting Patty Hearst as a juror and Sam Waterson as a man married to a serial killer wife in “Serial Mom”.
As the late great Rush Limbaugh of blessed memory observed, Feminism (Feminazism) was invented to give ugly women access to the mainstream.
Rush was great at getting married and divorced. Was the 4th time a charm?
Rush was beyond successful. You ain’t Al, and you never will be. Bitter table for one.
Writer Derek Hunter’s style is pure fun to read. His playful, UN-malicious use of metaphors, expressions, and puns keep me smiling throughout while, at the same time, artistically telling the left to pound sand.
This degradation started in the 90’s with “grunge” and has gotten worse. People are out of control with the tattoos and piercings…bad hair…it’s disgusting.
They claimed gorgeous models on the supermarket magazine rack were “too much to aspire to be” and they made the fat and ugly sad. So women needed an excuse to give up. And they did.
This is about making people hate themselves. Its demonic. Absolutely demonic.
The California blonde type was a big much after a while: but Sweeney is gorgeous and looks great and fugly women can’t take it.
I agree 100% with the author’s claims about the left glorifying whatever is ugly. And I won’t even try to deny that Hunter’s sarcasm worked here. It was dished out in dollops, deserved, and delicious. However, and ironically, he used some of his own ugliness, and worse, didn’t even seem to notice. He praised beauty and femininity while turning right around and describing women’s body parts in crude, crass terms like ”boobs” and ”butts”. Worse, after his juvenile ”farts in a car” attempt at humor, the writer then goes on to mention God, inferring that He created and therefore appreciates beauty. So it was not just Derek’s inconistency in this piece, his apparent lack of self-awareness, but his employment of liberal language and liberal thinking in order to counter that very thing. Still, having waded through the ugliness Hunter used, he made a solide point. But this is not the usual standard of Front Page. Derek can do better, and readers deserve better. He blew a chance to hit one right out of the park!
Not to mention using “fall” when speaking of these behemoths.
He hit it way out of the park with this humorous observation penned to cause a grin on any face! Lighten up already!
I was raised in a rather formal and respectfully spoken family, but even so i never really considered “boobs” or “butts” to be crude or crass. Maybe if you’re formally speachifying or conversing with the queen in public… otherwise, not so much.
Really.
The Queen is dead and her replacement ain’t worth shit! (Believe me I’m a Brit!)
Remember the haircutting trend right after Trump won. Fat ugly women with nose rings swore they were done with men.
I have news for them. Men were done with creatures like you long before your post election temper tantrum.
Now these ugly-ass things have a new thing to complain about……Sydney Sweeney.
Exactly right. The leftists attack on normal families continues to fail, so rather than abandon a worthless war on human nature they target the weak minded and young people with idiocracy like boys can be girls. Newsflash democrats, the young aren’t buying it. Especially young men. Historically, in every civilization, young men determine the fate of a nation.
Did it fail? Birth rates are at an all time low.
Most libtard females are repulsive. It’s bad enough that they don’t bathe or shampoo, but tattoos, underarm hair, metal studs, excessively long fingernails, and cat hair-covered spandex just add to the horror. The mixture of body odor and cheap perfume would knock a buzzard off a gut wagon. It’s evident that Stage 4 TDS has infected their golf ball-sized brains when they open their mouth and start screaming.
“The mixture of body odor and cheap perfume would knock a buzzard off a gut wagon.” Priceless.
Two of the “deplorables” in the communist world are marriage and family. Your fervor, your worship for Government Almighty is blocked and frustrated and distracted by a spouse and children. Therefore, in commie thinking, that initial attraction between a man and a woman must be blocked by any means necessary. Hence the wide array of cultural Marxist ploys, including: make women ugly; make men ugly; make men think they are women; make women think they are men; encourage promiscuity (and thereby VD); encourage abortion; encourage divorce (no-fault divorce was one of the first laws established in the young USSR); obliterate traditional gender roles (my favorite is the “bad-ass chick’ character now so popular in media), etc. The list goes on and on. Marx made it clear iin the very beginning with the part of the Communist Manifesto that rails against marriage. His disciples have been VERY busy in this regard.
Some conservative company should revive an old Mattel board game and reinvent it into Mystery Date For Men. The winner gets someone who looks like Sydney Sweeney. The loser gets Rosie O’Donnell,
Too many liberal women have the beauty and allure of a angler fish and register on the Richter scale when they walk.
As a Gen X female I’ve never been so glad to see a big breasted blonde in advertising again ! Sanity and normal is back. What is really hysterical is she IS the epitome of a badASS woman. She can shoot a gun like a pro. She works on her vintage mustang. She does not give a flying **** about what the loonie left says about her. She is everything they claim to be. Love it.
…like Sarah Palin, who had her act together.
Most likely due to Pfizeritis
Derek, Thanks for the chuckles. Well done. This is a gem: “Some of these people frighten house plants and animals, while others contribute to bulimia.” Although, the comment about the body odor & a knocked out buzzard is LOL great, too.
Sidney S. is cute & sexy alrighty. However, without a smile, she looks languid. She’s registered GOP. Anyone knows if a RINO, GOPe or MAGA? Pun aside. Read abut the AE ads & the woke hysteria a week ago on PLB. The short piece had a video clip embedded. A new song Angry by the stoned old geezers Stones featuring grossly writhing Sidney in a tight shiny latex top, totally déclassé & off-putting. Yugely disappointed in her. Did she need the extra money since she bought a cool 13 Mio mansion in FL? Looking for a friend. Don’t think the clip is AI generated.
Physical beauty is skin deep but UGLY IS TO THE BONE. Ugly is to the core, or should I say ‘heart’.
The CDC says the biggest killer of Americans is Heart Disease brought on by obesity and/or smoking. 650,000 Americans die a year from HD. That is as many as died in 3.5 years of the civil War.
“And I mean that in the best possible way” Is that your best ‘bless their heart?’
SO true about libtard women. They are either homely, fat, or both. That’s ONE reason they are always angry – jealousy, and why they are “for” every reject freak out there. They don’t want to be the only oddballs.
Will the Real ugly please stand up:
The really, real ugly to me is the middle-aged male with a wife and 5 children that runs off with his Buxom blonde secretary (see the Betty Broderick Story-there’s a made for TV movie and on Oprah too). Born in late 50’s, I eventually grew sick of Marilyn Monroe as the standard of beauty in America (she was naturally brunette BTW). From a dirt-poor single-parent household, 1960s-70s, TV dominated everyday life. In my later years and as a Christian, I’ve pretty much come to despise Hollywood.
As a former democrat (hey Billy Graham was one) what I do agree with the libs on is not to objectify women as has been the case with many men here and abroad–just look at how they are still treated in the Middle East.
You’re still yabbering about “liberal” this and that, when the people you’re talking are anything BUT liberal. That is, they don’t espouse any of liberalism’s ideals. Quite the contrary. They’re into postmodern “Social Justice”, which is all about virtue signalling, identity politics, “other ways of knowing”, touchy-feely groupthink. Not about individual responsibility and open debate, that would be “liberal”.
Please stop calling these people “liberal”. We need that open debate back.
Perfect just what I was looking for! .