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We’ve tried everything so far to stop global warming and it hasn’t worked…
1. We renamed it ‘Climate Change’
2. We banned plastic bags
3. We banned lightbulbs
4. We banned cars (at least in California)
5. We made a Swedish dwarf into a celebrity but she abandoned the planet to support Hamas
Meanwhile the planet has melted. The seas have risen. And the only 8.1 billion survivors are located on small strips of land between the Atlantic, Pacific, Indian and several other oceans.
All that’s left is free school lunches for Somalia. Handing out free meals to Somalis in Minnesota cost $250 million in fraud. Just imagine how green school lunches for Somalia will be.
Following a high-level discussion at The Rockefeller Foundation on the margins of the 80th session of the United Nations General Assembly, the governments of Brazil, France, and Somalia, as well as the World Food Program (WFP) released a joint statement calling for the integration of resilient and regenerative school meals into national climate policies to address nutrition insecurity and unlock markets needed to transition to a more resilient food system.
This is what happens when you outsource policy to a random number generator. Add resilient and regenerative heroin into national climate policies to transition to a more resilient drug trafficking system. Add resilient and regenerative Iranian nukes into national climate policies to transition to a more resilient nuclear attack (the Rockefellers are fans of that one.) Add resilient and regenerative prostitution into national climate policies to transition to a more resilient political development scheme for Washington D.C.
Anyway the key name in there is the UN’s World Food Program which has faked more famines than a dieting teenage girl trying to skip class.
Despite claims by the UN that half of Yemen’s children were “severely malnourished” and that 85,000 children had died from malnutrition, the country’s population actually shot up from 30 million to 39 million.
Last December, Cindy McCain, the executive director of the World Food Program, claimed that the organization could “use $17 billion right now” because “people in Syria will starve to death.”
McCain and the WFP have also been insisting that Afghanistan was on the verge of famine, and once again blamed President Trump’s aid cuts (that were benefiting the Taliban). Back in 2021, Cindy McCain tweeted, “millions of people in Afghanistan are facing starvation this winter.”
They didn’t starve to death in Afghanistan, in Syria, in Gaza, in Somalia, in Yemen or anywhere else.
On to Somalia then. I bet there’s lots of fake kids to feed there.
“The school meals agenda is a prime example of how public and private partners are working hand in hand to move the 2030 agenda forward,” said H.E. Minister Reem Alabali Radovan, Minister for Economic Cooperation and Development for the Government of Germany. “We are here today because we all believe in the transformative power that school meals have for people and their communities. Let’s join forces to ensure that every child receives a healthy school meal so they can all learn and flourish.”
Yes, you read that right. Germany.
“Somalia is firmly committed to expanding our national school meals program as a cornerstone of our efforts to end classroom hunger and strengthen the vital link between true education nutrition and economic performance. School meals are not just about food, but they are about dignity, opportunity and brighter future for every Somali child.” — H.E. Farah Sheikh Abdulkadir, Minister of Education, Culture, and Higher Education for the Government of the Federal Republic of Somalia.
And good news. 42% of Somali kids get school meals.
Launched in 2003, Somalia’s school meal programme started with just 4,000 children. By 2023, with international support, the programme had grown to reach 197,000 children
That sounds eerily familiar. I wonder why.
In 2019, Feeding Our Future distributed $3.4 million in taxpayer food aid funds to the non-profits it was sponsoring, In 2020, that shot up to $42 million and then up to $197 million in 2021.
These were impressive numbers for a charity that seemed to focus on Somalis in Minnesota.
The Feds staked out various Feeding Our Future meal sites and found no one at the places that were supposed to be feeding 50,000 children
At its peak Safari claimed to be feeding 6,000 children a day. That’s a lot of children. Documents note that the Somali eatery claimed to be serving a comparable number of meals to “the entire St. Paul public school district.”
Why settle for feeding Somali kids in Minneapolis, when we can also feed all the kids in Somalia too? Whether or not they exist.
The moral of the story is we really need to stop sending money to the UN’s WFP program unless we got tired of all the USAID scams, the fake famine in Gaza and now bringing Minneapolis to Somalia.
Time for Bondi to charge Walz, Omar, Ellison and any other government official tied to this outrage. Nice thought. It will never happen.
The rule of law is gone for the common man/woman.
Big D:
On the contrary, the rule of law only applies to the common man/woman. The ruling elites are not subject to the rule of law and there’s ample evidence to support that contention.
Moreover, politicians and ranking deep state bureaucrats are only partially subject to the rule of law. We’ve seen it over and over again how they repeatedly break the laws and only get a slap on the hand and a strong talking too and warned not to do it again.
But the common people? The law and the IRS will come down on us like two tons of wet cement if we so much as get caught J-walking at the wrong time of day!
If one really wants to feed the kids, food stamps is the cheapest way. All the programs to bring in food and distribute it are more expensive. The private sector is way more efficient if the customers have the money to buy the food.
I tried volunteering, handing out food to the poor at St. Anthony’s Dining Room in San Francisco during the 1980s. But then I got very sick for a month from some bug I caught from one of those people and decided volunteering wasn’t for me 🙂
Michelle Obama school lunches for EVERYBODY! YAY!!
At some point we have to come to the realization that the UN & MAGA/America First are not compatible. It’s like someone hospitalized with liver failure deciding to start drinking heavily as a cure.
We need to boot the delegates, get out completely and convert the building into high end condos.
It’s time for the world to stop dictating terms to the United States and time for world leaders to be thankful we don’t “Maduro” them.
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I don’t know about others, but regenerative meals just sounds really disgusting.
It’s the latest buzzword.
Nobody knows what it actually means, because in the context it is being used it doesn’t mean anything, but it sounds intellectual and sophisticated.
Previously eaten and recycled into Soylent Green squares. Lol
regenerative meals, Klaus Schwab style:
left over scrabs from the dinner plates of the elite —–> garbage can——>city dump——> food for cockroaches—–>cockroaches harvested, packaged, shipped——>chocolate dipped roaches on a stick sold at your local Schwab Food Mart, where “you will eat it and enjoy it while you own nothing”
Simple solution to world muslim “famine”. Saudi Arabia is spending over a $trillion dollars on their space age “Line” city in the desert — a $trillion on a luxury fantasy show-off useless extravagance while their fellow world islamics “starve”. Saudi Arabia must foot the bill for all world muslim “problems” starting with Somalia, Syria, Yemen, “Gaza”, Minnesota, Canada, etc. A world slogan for 2026: Saudi Trillions Pay For Muslim Meals Today. Problem solved. Next!
The crux of the problem is that thanks to past and present presidents and congresses, the US is perceived as having deep pockets. A US government teat is there for the asking (aka, “foreign aid.”) America isn’t called Uncle Sap for nothing.
Pardon me for pointing out the obvious but who cares anyway, right? Sorry to interrupt with an inconvenient fact.
Perhaps it’s time for western Europe, Russia, China, and India to fund these initiatives. The US has been doing it for years and all it’s done is screw up our economy.
You can’t possibly be serious! All the countries you named have plague, famine and dire poverty in their not to distant past. How many people have died in those countries in the last 100 years? By historical account, hundreds of millions and many by the hands of their own governments.
Frankly speaking, the countries you named lack the ability, the will or the motivation to fund such initiatives and I think you know that.
Excellent column. Really enjoyed “…faked more famines..” Great line.
thanks
We could send Somalia all the surplus highly processed school lunches that RFK axed in favor of real food for American kids. Then in a couple of years we can start selling Somalians metformin, Ozempic, and SSRIs from all the diabetes, obesity, depression and anxiety they develop from said processed foods.
Excellent idea. And “Red Dye #2” sounds so communist I’m sure they’ll love it.
I know a little bit about the economy in India. For example, they market and sell a lot of stuff to Africa. That struck me as being able to make a profit from the bottom level of consumers. Whereas companies from rich countries wouldn’t try to compete for that market.
The “United Nothing” knows NOTHING about “Climate Change”, or anything else – it’s main purpose, its only reason to exist today, is to issue Resolutions against Israel at every opportunity. If they issue a directive and tell me I must obey it, I tell them now, “Ve a chupar un huevo!” Related question: “What is a battalion of UN troops on US soil?” Ans: “A Target Rich Environment”!