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The Israelis have astounded the world in recent weeks with several unparalleled feats of wartime ingenuity, most notably the explosion of thousands of pagers that belonged to high-level Hezbollah operatives. Topping even that was the elimination of arch-terrorist and media darling Hassan Nasrallah of Hezbollah, who had been in hiding for nearly two decades and was in a bunker sixty feet underground when the Israelis found a way to take him out. One Muslim cleric in Iran, however, is certain that the Israelis’ success can’t be ascribed to their ingenuity; he thinks they had some help. Help, that is, of the supernatural variety.
Mostafa Karami, who teaches at a Shi’ite Muslim seminary in Iran, saidSunday that the Israelis were able to kill Nasrallah not by the power of any human agency, but only with the aid of jinn, who are better known in the West as genies. Karami didn’t say whether or not the Israelis employed the services of Barbara Eden of “I Dream of Jeannie” for this operation, but as Ms. Eden is now 93 years old, she is unlikely to have participated.
Karami also remained mum about whether or not the Israelis have a secret laboratory full of bottles, from which they summon their trained jinn whenever they need them to carry out special ops. The jinn, according to the Qur’an, are spirit beings that Allah created from “smokeless fire” (55:15). They can be dangerous; the Qur’an says that some of them even try to turn prophets away from their mission: “In this way we have appointed an adversary to every prophet, satans of mankind and jinn who inspire in one another plausible discourse through guile.” (6:112) The “assembly of the jinn” has “seduced many among mankind.” (6:128)
The twentieth-century Islamic scholar Muhammad ibn al-Uthaymeen states a standard Muslim view when he asserts that while human beings cannot see jinn, “undoubtedly the jinn can have a harmful effect on humans, and they could even kill them.” Hmmm. Did the jinns not only lead the Israelis to Nasrallah but do him in themselves?
Al-Uthaymeen adds that the jinn “may harm a person by throwing stones at him, or by trying to terrify him, and other things that are proven in the sunnah (prophetic teachings) or indicated by real events… There are numerous reports which indicate that a man may come to a deserted area, and a stone may be thrown at him, but he does not see anybody, or he may hear voices or a rustling sound like the rustling of trees, and other things that may make him feel distressed and scared. A jinn may also enter the body of a human, either because of love or with the intention of harming him, or for some other reason.” Were Hassan Nasrallah’s last moments filled with that kind of jinn-inspired confusion and terror? We may never know.
Karami, however, sees it as a possibility. He states, “Considering the Zionists’ history of subjugating genies, they carry out many of their missions through this means, and demons are their secret army.” Hassan Nasrallah is by no means the first victim of these Zionist jinn: “They [the Jews] have had access to genies and cosmic science since the time of David and Solomon. Historically, they have always used genies, their documents and traditions proved that. They have used genies and demons for warfare and intelligence operations throughout history.” Well, that certainly does explain the stunning against-all-odds Israeli victories in 1948, 1967, and 1973.
Is Karami serious? There is no reason to believe that he isn’t. In “The Caliph’s House,” the Afghan-English writer Tahir Shah’s marvelous account of his adventures moving his family to Morocco and buying and refurbishing a home in Casablanca, Shah is repeatedly amazed by the belief of the locals, including Westernized Moroccans whom he believes to be sophisticated, in the existence of jinn. The mischievous spirit beings are constantly interfering in the most mundane human affairs, repeatedly frustrating Shah’s attempts to renovate his new home. The Moroccans’ invariable reply to Shah’s astonished inquiries about whether they really believe in jinn is “It’s in the Qur’an.”
There you have it. In the Qur’an, it isn’t just the jinn who stand as adversaries to the Muslims. The Jews are described as “the most vehement of mankind in hostility to those who believe” (5:82). So why shouldn’t these two great enemies of the believers join forces?
Spurwing Plover says
And I would like too all hardline Iranian Leaders all turned into Toadiefrogs
Rob A says
Hardline?? Iranian diaper heads? Pfftt!! That’s hilarious!
Mice hiding inside the walls from the cat always talk a lot of crap to their friends about what they’re gonna do to the cat and how they’re gonna kick it’s ass the next time they see that cat.
Yeah, right. Uh-huh. Sure. Man up and step out from behind that wall and get in the cat’s face as and talk that crap.
Israel is the cat and the diaper heads (mullahs) are the mice.
Jim says
These Iranian leaders have been drinking too much Jin!
Big Bob says
Jim:
Good humor!!!
Big Bob
Jeff Bargholz says
Maybe it was one of those pig or goat assassins the Mossad train that took out Nasty Nasrallah of Hizb’allah? I heard the Genies are on strike.
Algorithmic Analyst says
Sir Richard Burton wrote some about this topic back in the 1800s. They really believed in Genies.
Jeff Bargholz says
Mohammad advised his henchmen not to pee into holes because Genies live in them and they would get mad if his pack of inbreds peed on their heads. That’s in the Hadith or sura, I forget which one. Their axis of unholy books are all tedious, boring and forgettable. The Koran chapters aren’t even arranged sequentially. I mean, how stupid were and are those people?
Jeff Bargholz says
Jews and Jinn. Like a superhero team-up.
Algorithmic Analyst says
Come to think of it, Genies are a good excuse, something to blame when things go wrong, as they often do. I never thought of that before, projecting the blame on Genies, gives a good excuse to avoid analyzing the situation to find out what really went wrong. Thanks again Jeff !!!
Jeff Bargholz says
I wonder if Moslem kids do that when they get in trouble with their parents? “The genie did it, not me!”
Darryl says
When God sends you devils and jinn, thank him and send them on down to see their daddy.. Evil against evil, because a house divided against itself will not stand.
The house of Islam under the ayatollahs, is coming down. Beep 666 on your pager from hell
Allan Goldstein says
Israel should air the old Tacoma Narrows Bridge Collapse film
…..and take credit for it. ~
(Israel can control the weather, don’t you know) ° •. 😁 .• °
Allan Goldstein says
°° °° 🌬️ 🌁 °° °•,
Allan Goldstein says
🌬️ —> °° •.🌁.• °°
JS says
Alright Allan.
What is that? Could be a new, ‘Interpret This’ game? Or a ‘What do you see looking at this’ card game OR used for the numerours mental ward patients after murdering infidels. Ok, I’m not so funny, so what is that?
Allan Goldstein says
That is the wind blowing down a bridge.
I agree, it is not one of my best.
I’ll do better next time.
I promise
😉
Tionico says
What an amazing idea..
I have seen that old film My Mom described it to me when I was was wee lad, too She did not actually see the collapse but they suffered because a trip to Tacoma was no longer an afternoon jaunt from Bremerton. That film definitely does look crazy, the way that mass of steel twists and gyrates.. until it doesn’.t. The bridge thus earned the monniker “Galloping Gertie”.
Algorithmic Analyst says
JS says
During the Nuremberg trails it was discovered that the Germans had these weird conspiracy theories about Jews. Some were even supernatural. The prosecution refused to even entertain it. I had to read and watch so many old documentaries of the trial to get this information. So much is lost as time goes on.
Here is some other things discovered watching the real films from Holocaust.
1. A truck pulling up to the gas chambers marked International Red Cross, with ZYKLON B in hand. These were filmed by the Germans.
2. In a documentary about WWII, there was a clip showing a soldier reading the Quran.
Ayaan Hirsi Ali says that when she was living as a Muslim in Somalia, they had crazy Jew hate in every day things. Things like, if their coffee didn’t taste good, it was because ‘a Jew poisoned it.’
There is credible evidence of ties between Islam and the Holocaust. It’s of interest how the Armenian genocide by the Turks at the end of WWI and the fall of the Ottoman Empire, so closely resembled the Holocaust in all its forms. Meanwhile those responsible for the genocide went to Germany with them agreeing they wouldn’t face charges. This would be just in time to join those commiserating about losing the war and those angry about the end of the Ottoman Empire? Could the two have masses hanging at the beer hall?
Did Hitler meet these groups of Turks? I bet they did. Hitler was not initially a Jew hater.
The only thing that I’ve been unable to find is Islamic names in the army of Hitler. Did they change their names?
Allan Goldstein says
https://babylonbee.com/news/conclusive-evidence-discovered-of-jew-controlling-weather
Dartson says
Every decent Muslim knows that Mossad employs an elite team of jinn agents. They have been recruited by king Solomon himself ages ago. This team is led by a chief jinn named Abdurakhman ibn Hottab aka Old Man Hottabytch.
Intrepid says
The Good will eventually defeat Evil.
From the hand of God stepping in at the Butler rally to the divinely inspired cell phone/pager Lebanon caper God eventually takes care of his own. It may take longer than we would like, but the result is inevitable. Ultimately the twin evils of Islam and Progressivism will fail.
We’ve had 35 years of slick talking progressive grifters beginning with sex obsessed Clinton and Muslim obsessed Obama. But each iteration got steadily worse. They put up Hillary and she bombed out. Now they are scraping the bottom with the Biden/Harris team…..out and out thieves. Add a “knucklehead congenital liar” like Tampon Tim to this mess and they have nowhere to go.
Trump ’24 MAGA
john blackman says
what a load of claptrap the koran is . only an imbecile would believe anything it says . the only statement that is true and there is only one is that ” allah is the best of deceivers ” billions have believed and perished at the words of the cult of death and millions more will follow . death is what they love , oblige them at every opportunity .
Allan Goldstein says
The koran is full of shit.
* Kamala Harris’ s vagina is the claptrap. ~
Jeff Bargholz says
“Kamala Harris’ s vagina is the claptrap.”
Good one!
Toni says
I read an interesting book about a Muslim who converted to Christianity. He spoke about how confusing the Quran is to read, so most Muslims don’t even read it. They depend on their clerics to tell them what it says, which is why it’s so important for us to know what’s being taught in the Muslim schools! He was absolutely amazed that the Bible was so easy to read, and he did, which was why he eventually became a Christ follower.
Steve Kardas says
George Carlin on religion:
“My invisible man can beat up your invisible man..”
Tionico says
can I watch?
I tried just posting the above line, but they want more words, so here they are……
yes I think it is silly. Betimes, a one letter reply is significant.
John XY says
See today’s FPM article (above) about Israel’s miraculous survival of the rain of rockets from Iran. Israel does indeed have supernatural help, but it ain’t “genies”.
It’s the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.
Alkflaeda says
Absolutely. And as regards the role of demons, I am convinced that so-called “radicalisation” of terrorists is in fact demon possession, and that the unholy glee with which Hamas slaughtered and raped people on 10/7 is because their operatives were in this very situation. Their Allah is a demon too.
Darryl says
What the ayatollahs call Allah, we in the West call Beelzebub..
Hannah says
I guess allah is not so akhbar now……
Justin Swingle says
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4 Oct 2024280
Muslim Americans are assured an open door “side by side” role in any Harris administration should Democrats win the 2024 election, Gov. Tim Walz (D), Vice President Kamala Harris’s running mate, pledged Thursday night.
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Toni says
I don’t have any doubts about that!
BobbyD says
It’s not Jin or magic, it is Allah telling you to simmer the hell down, Mostafa Karami… Satan. Jews spend their peaceful moments inventing and manufacturing things to make lives better for all people. You spend your idle hours deviously planning and manufacturing hate, death and destruction! It is, for certain, Allah warning you – not fairies or TV personalities. Heed!
Alkflaeda says
For an account of one of Mohammed’s spiritual encounters, check out the article “Zakaria Botros – 87 and Still Boldly Challenging Islam”., on the Raymond Ibrahim website. I cannot believe that people go on believing in Mohammed’s “prophethood” in the face of authentic Islamic documentation of such narratives.
Whiskey Jack says
I think this afternoon I’m going to relax and pour myself a “Jinn” and tonic…and hope for the best!
SKA says
Yes – the Israelis did have a supernatural aid – He is known as God.
Tionico says
Mostafa Karami, is sort of right. He has the basic concept down but is massively wide of the mark when he supposes he knows the identity of this supernatural power he detects. It is not a jinn or other satanic spirit as he supposes. That Being is none other than Jehovah together with His Son Jeshua, the One who made this universe and all in it.
Sadly the Jews have turned from Yahweh and rejected His Son Jeshua, but they still acknowledge Him as supreme, and remain HIS People, beloved despite their perfidy. Ad I have not the slightest doubt that they wil, ventually, turn back to Him who made them. Perhaps His “assisting” in seeming miraculous ways will humble them to repent and rturn to Him.
Meanwhile the moozzies are hopelessly outclassed and already defeated. and don’t even recognise that fact. No wonder they turn to a believe in ancient devils.. their own kind. These moozie masterminds that the IDF have recently terminated now know the truth.. that their Silly Book ain’t cutting it and never could.
arthur facteau says
Well, they were right about one thing, there was no doubt a ‘supernatural intervention’ for Israel on several occasions, but there was no ‘Jinn’ involved, but the God of Israel, and it was He who interceded on their behalf, and always will. Right up to the end of the book of Revelation, when Christ returns. And boy oh boy, won’t a lot of people be surprised then….
Rob A says
Personally, I fail to understand whats magical or supernatural about having a pair of balls and the fortitude to kick ass when asses need to be kicked.ass sissies.
Keep thinking that diaper head. When the Israelis get around to breaking their foot off in your dumb ass and b*tch slap you back to the stone age well understand.