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Coming out of the closet stopped being a big deal a while ago, but it may have been a bigger one for Joe Biden who reportedly had a tendency to get lost inside them.
A Secret Service whistleblower claims that former President Joe Biden was so out of it at the White House that he would “get lost in his closet,” Sen. Josh Hawley revealed Friday.
This Secret Service whistleblower actually was assigned to Biden,” the Missouri Republican told Fox News host Sean Hannity.
“He told me that Biden used to get lost in his closet in the mornings at the White House.”
Two possibilities here. The White House closets are huge or Biden was doing really badly and needed the Secret Service to save him from being trapped in the closet.
At least we know that Biden’s evacuation from the closet went better than his evacuation from Afghanistan since he’s still here and plenty of Americans who were in Afghanistan aren’t.
Good humor 🙂
I can understand a Dementia patient getting lost in a closet.
And by chronically (and sleazily) sniffing & groping little kids, his pedophilic traits came out of the closet.
(One has to wonder if Sleepy letting kids at the pool stroking his hairy leg, put a thrill up Chris Matthews’ leg.)
The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe
Joe: Cowardly Lion
Jill: Witch
White House Closet: Wardrobe
“Lost in the closet:” A perfect metaphor for the Democ-rat political party.
Not surprising.
When the sleep walking fraud came to the White House on his first day, the idiot wandered right past the door & into the tall bushes. (He was ushered back to the sidewalk & pointed to the door.
It’s not surprising his handlers wore out the auto-pen. Easier to just use the devise, than go find wherever the fool toddled off to.
This sounds like a South Park follow-up of their “Trapped in the Closet” episode featuring Tom Cruise. But Parker and Stone would never have the balls to poke the left-wing media establishment. As Dirty Harry once said, “A man’s got to know his limitations.”
>85% of the coup d’etat of rigged and stolen 2020 election cabinet was Way Out Of The Closet – while dumber than AutoPen Quid-Pro-Joe Briben was lost in closets. I heard a qualified insider say they would shoot up Biden with amphetamines right before a talk or speech which is why his dead eyes were popped open and he’d be yelling.
Biden always saying he’ll kick someone’s ass or another is another sign of being hopped up with full blown dementia.
What was our choice if they invoked the 25th Amendment? Cackling Kamalala – Heels up witch whore – Dumb and Dumberer were “leading” the nation down to destruction as the demoncraps are hell bent on destroying the USA in hopes they’ll get a seat at the table…..Here’s news for these vile satan worshippers – When you do a deal with the devil, the devil will trick you when you have done his bidding and then it’s too late for you – Oh, you didn’t hear, the devil is the god of lies and death? Death of one’s eternal soul!
I could believe they shot him up with amphetamines, if they work on Dementia patients.
Al Gore got Lost in the Woods and the Secret Service had to go Find Him
I’m going to take a wild guess, he blamed it on “Global Warming”.
Hawley? Hannity? ‘A whistle blower told
me’??? Are you serious? That’s like saying ‘a little birdie told me’!! These stooges are mouth pieces for the Deep State. That’s their real job. Certainly not to be repeated much less believed!
“Biden Got Lost in White House Closet”?
If only they’d left him there! And shut the door. And locked it.
But that wouldn’t have made any difference, would’ve it? We all know it wasn’t Biden who was running the country [into the ground!]. Alas, the White House doesn’t have nearly enough closets in which to lock up all his treasonous Shadow Government handlers. And our corrupt, cowardly Congress wouldn’t lock ’em up, anyway.