Legalizing vagrancy and public defecation has produced tremendous benefits for San Francisco (not to mention Seattle, Los Angeles and New York). And the best may be yet to come.
A foul odor permeated from a massive bag of human excrement sludge left on a street corner in San Francisco’s Tenderloin district Saturday.
“Twenty pounds of feces dumped onto sidewalk,” the report called out.
Nancy Alfaro, a spokesperson for 311, says three reports of the human waste at the corner of Cedar and Polk were made to the city’s customer service number and app on Saturday.
Alfaro says while reports of human waste are common, this large of an amount is “not typical.”
Complaints about human waste around San Francisco increased by 400 percent from 2008 to 2018, according to 311. There were more than 21,000 reports made to 311 in 2017 alone.
Since then the bag of human waste has edged out weak candidates like Joe Biden, Cory Booker and a woman wearing a fake mustache who unconvincingly claims not to be Hillary Clinton and has risen to the top of the 2020 Dem field.
And why not?
The 20 pound bag of human waste is a credit to Dem policies in San Fran and other super-blue cities. It represents in a nutshell the Dem vision for America.
What better way is there to put forward that vision than a giant bag of waste? The 2020 convention can begin and end with that bag of waste. After all the carefully written speeches, the phony idealism, all that’s left of the left’s vision in its strongholds is a giant bag of waste.