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Mostly recycling doesn’t work. The one exception is shipping over Mueller merchandise to some third-world country to be recycled into Jack Smith merchandise.
Votive candles of Robert Mueller III will set you back between 10 and 22 bucks. These candles feature everything from the standard black-suited G-man picture to one of a droopy Mueller in saintly robes pointing at his own glowing heart. By tomorrow or next week at the latest, you will be able to snag what Portland Monthly dubbed last year, the “hottest gift” of the holiday season in the bin at the Dollar store.
The candles, the buttons, the t-shirts, the mugs and the other Mueller tchotchkes which briefly made their peddlers wealthy, are all headed for that bin after he broke the hearts of his biggest fans.
Get ready for the Jack Smith tchotchkes.
First there was Robert Mueller. Then there was Anthony Fauci. Now some Democrats have begun to embrace a new folk hero and Trump foe: special counsel Jack Smith.
Some e-commerce shops are filling up with Smith-themed merchandise — T-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs, stickers, and even a baby blanket…
For anti-Trumpers, the online shop Etsy now has more than 50 Smith-themed products, including:
“Smith Goes to Washington” T-shirts
“Somebody’s Going To Get Jacked Up” mugs
“Jack Smith Fan Club” stainless steel water bottles
“Jack-Hammer Smith” Copper Vacuum Insulated Bottles
All of that is going to be headed to the trash yet again, to be recycled into whoever the new lefty hero will be after Jack Smith fails. The suckers don’t know that and they still haven’t learned anything. This time they believe that there is a real case that will pay off, rather than another scam with nothing behind it than a transparent effort to salvage a second term for Biden.
No matter how much junk they buy on Etsy or Zazzle, it won’t change the outcome. But it will give them something to wipe up the dog’s mess with.
The only question is what will lefties expressing their hate by buying junk do to our economy?
Greg says
Is it just me, or does Jack Smith bear a striking resemblance to Hunter Biden? Picture a crack pipe in between and you’d clearly see the similarity in a side by side mugshot of the two bottom-feeders. Now there’s an idea for a “get-Trump” T-shirt graphic.
K.F. Smith says
I opened the link to read Daniel’s essay, saw the photo, scrolled down to say the same thing.
Hunter Biden seed pod from Invasion of the Body Snatchers. As a kid, that movie freaked me out. Now I know why.
Algorithmic Analyst says
Lots of career opportunities for fascist thugs in totalitarian regimes.
I was just reading about the back and forth proscriptions in Rome during the Sulla/Marius conflict. Same types of people.
Similar types could work in both the Hitler and Stalin regimes, left, right, what’s the diff?
Lightbringer says
When you get right down to it, it’s all left, be it Hitler or Stalin. Two slight variations on the same oppressive theme.
Algorithmic Analyst says
Yeah, that’s a very perplexing situation. They certainly weren’t conservatives. I don’t know what to call them. Megalomaniacs, tyrants …
World@70 says
To me this sounds just like the left’s socialism argument that “it was never implemented properly, but this time we will get it right”. So Jack Smith is going to be the one to correct Mueller’s mistakes. HUH?
K.F. Smith says
I have my “Thank God I’m Heterosexual”, “Democrats = Pedophiles” , and “Hey Mister, Stop Pretending!” T-shirts, each with a picture of Alex from Clockwork Orange, holding his trademark knife.
Wayne Wilkey says
Insightful article. My only gripe is the use of the word “liberal” in the title. These people are not liberal in any meaningful sense. Let’s call things what they are, leftists, perhaps a variant of brown-shirts in the case of the ANTIFA types. Let’s not lose the war on language.
Ugly Sid says
It’s celebration of insincerity.
How many registered Democrats subscribe to self governance when they are not the selves doing the governing?
Truth and lies are tools. We use them till better ones are available. Sentimentalism has no place. Only results matter.
The point is to be the surviving party, the lone voice memorializing history. Without disputation.
Algorithmic Analyst says
That’s a good one Sid. “History is written by the survivors.”
Jijo says
Jack Smith looks like a Ukrainian oligarch who is used to buying off whoever he can.
David Mu says
These heroes do come and go. It must some work for Winston Smith down at MiniTrue keeping the narrative fitting the current truth.