Warren Wilhelm Jr, aka Bill de Blasio, aka The Great Zero will end his presidential campaign after polling zero. In New York.
Bill de Blasio is the Mayor of New York City.
Term limits impelled him to fly too high, like Icarus, until, like Icarus, he was laughed off every single debate stage and diner.
Bill de Blasio is however promising to continue fighting for what is right while getting up at 11 AM before taking a leisurely jog, eating a hearty breakfast and showing up for work at 2 PM.
Before being indicted on one of the many very dubious fundraising practices he’s been accused of.
Meanwhile the horses of Central Park, whom he promised to get rid off in his first week, have outlived his mayorality and his presidential bid. Maybe he can leave Gracie Mansion on a horse and carriage. And then New York City can bid good riddance to Bill de Blasio and the horse he rode in on.