It’s dangerous out here, guys.

Rock legend Ozzy Osbourne said he is “fed up” with gun violence in America and plans to move back permanently to England.

Osbourne told The Guardian in a story published Sunday that he plans to sell his Los Angeles, Calif., home in Hancock Park and move to a 350-acre estate in southeast England by February.

“I’m fed up with people getting killed every day. God knows how many people have been shot in school shootings,” Osbourne said, explaining he does not want to “die” in America and that it was time to return to his home country.

He’s a 73-year-old millionaire who consumed more drugs than all of Colombia and was afraid he got rabies from biting off a bat’s head. I don’t think school shootings are the biggest threat to his health and safety. Back then Ozzy wasn’t another tediously censorious celebrity lecturing us about COVID vaccines and gun control. 

On the other hand, he’d say stuff like this, “[Hitler] had a lot of charisma, in a bad way, and I kind of admired him. It was terrible what he did, but he had something about him, y’know? I admired him, not for what he was, but for people … Hey, man, if someone put this in the right way … .”

At least he’ll be safe back in the UK with its roving Muslim refugee suicide bombers, acid attacks, and broken glass stabbings. But they don’t have guns there. Unless they’re working security for the celebrities who spent a few decades cashing in at the U.S. and enjoying their Los Angeles mansions before moving to an estate in southeast England.

While nobody likes mass shootings, if they can make obnoxious British celebrities flee America, they might almost be worth it. The question is how many shootings will it take to make…

1. Piers Morgan

2. Harry and Meghan and any of their royal anchor babies 

3. James Corden

…go home.