One of the oddest pre and post-White House stunts had Joe Biden promising to cure cancer. That seemed like a positive, if implausible venture. But the Bidens are basically northeastern versions of the Clintons with more testosterone and less vision.

And so yes, it’s about the moolah.

Joe Biden’s brother told executives at a healthcare firm that the former vice president’s cancer initiative would promote their business, according to a participant in the conversation, who said the promise came as part of a pitch on behalf of potential investors in the firm.

James Biden told the Integrate executives that he would get the Biden Cancer Initiative to promote an oral rinse made by the firm and used by cancer patients, Frey, who said he participated in the call, told POLITICO. He added that James Biden directly invoked the former vice president on the call. “He said his brother would be very excited about this product,” Frey said.

There. We cured it.

This is a step up, maybe, from that $1.5 billion contract to build homes in Iraq.