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[Make sure to read Robert Spencer’s contributions in Jamie Glazov’s new book: Barack Obama’s True Legacy: How He Transformed America.]
Who, really, is Old Joe Biden? A senescent corruptocrat pretending to be president in order to further the interests of a sinister band of shadowy globalists? Well, yeah. But besides that, he is whoever you want him to be, or whatever he thinks you want him to be, if you have a vote to give him or you can further his political or financial ambitions. On Thursday, Biden declared that he was “raised in the synagogues.” Sure he was. Biden, who makes cynical opportunists look naïve and innocent, is the great shape-shifter, becoming exactly like whomever he is talking to at any given moment. Unless, of course, you’re one of the hated “MAGA Republicans.”
RNC Research posted the audio on X Thursday. Biden was “on a call with rabbis before the Jewish High Holy Days,” and told them weakly: “I, uh, uh, you might say, raised in, uh, the, uh, synagogues of my state. You think I’m kidding — I’m not. But back in Wilmington, Delaware, Beth Shalom was the home of countless friends for me.” When this appallingly dishonest individual insists that he isn’t kidding, he is usually lying. On the other hand, whenever he says anything at all, he is usually lying.
Biden, on a call with rabbis before the Jewish High Holy Days: “I was, you might say, raised in the synagogues of my state. You think I’m kidding — I’m not” pic.twitter.com/qGM1MkQGgX
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) September 15, 2023
Old Joe has lied in exactly this way many times before. In Sept. 2022, he told a Jewish audience, “I probably, uh, went to shul more than many of you did… I’m a practicing Catholic but I’d go to services on Saturday and Sunday. You think I’m kidding.” No, Joe, as always, I think you’re lying. And Catholic Joe isn’t just Jewish. He said in Jan. 2023: “I may be a practicing Catholic, but I used to go to 7:30 mass every morning in high school and then in college, before I went to the black church. Not a joke.” He is not only a man of many religions, but of at least two nationalities: in Oct. 2022, Biden sputtered, “I, uh, I, uh, was sort of raised, uh, in the Puerto Rican community at home, politically.”
So if someone were foolish enough to believe what Biden says, his weekends were extraordinarily busy. On Saturday, he would go to mass, as he says he did every day, and also attended Jewish services. Then on Sunday, he would go to mass, presumably at 7:30 a.m., and then almost immediately to Jewish services again; of course, the schedule might have changed in the intervening years, but Congregation Beth Shalom in Wilmington now lists a 9 a.m. Sunday morning service. At some point on Sunday, he would also attend a black church. And despite going to daily mass, attending college, and going to two religious services on Saturday and three on Sunday, he found the time to show up frequently at Puerto Rican community events.
Somehow amid all this, Biden found time to become Greek as well; in 2009, he proclaimed himself “an honorary Greek” and explained that “my first election, the Greek community elected me.” When he began pretending to be president, he declared: “We haven’t had a Greek in the White House, but now we have Joe Bidenopoulos.”
At a Greek Independence Day celebration at the White House in March 2023, the cheerful liar expanded on this in his trademark semi-coherent fashion, claiming that “my Greek-American constituents in Delaware sometimes refer to me as — the man sitting behind you, Father, who helped me my very first campaign — directly behind you — was — the nickname I got early on when I won by 3,200 votes in — for the Senate seat when I was 29 years old is because — started calling me ‘Joe Bidenopoulos’ because — [laughter] — oh, you think I’m kidding. I’m not — I’m not joking. Am I? I’m not joking. Because of the overwhelming support from the Greek-American community.” He even claimed to make the sign of the cross in the Greek Orthodox, rather than the Roman Catholic, fashion because “I’ve been hanging around — and it’s all your fault.” Right, Joe.
And now, just six months later, Old Joe is Jewish again. It’s simple: if this shockingly corrupt ward-heeler thinks that your briefcase contains enough cash or votes, Joe Biden will take on your own nationality as well. The White House could hold a sweepstakes: what race, gender, and nationality will Old Joe take on next? It could be yours! If and only if, that is, you come across with the goods.
Jeff Bargholz says
Look at that demented old retard.
He’s fucking gone.
World@70 says
Where did he get that antique phone, and why?
Jeff Bargholz says
He probably thought it was a walkie talkie and he was ordering some ice cream cones. It’s not like he knows what year it is or where he’s at.
You know he can’t use eating utensils, right? The dotard is a fucking zombie. He can’t even hold a glass.
All you’l ever see him eat is an ice cream cone or choke on a piece of pizza.
His physical dexterity is gone, although I doubt he ever had much. He can’t even walk normally.
ed says
When he was a lineman for AT&T
World@70 says
LOL
The guy has had more jobs than cast of Friends.
SJ says
You don’t know?
He’s now admitting that he’s a fan and mentor of Adolph and the Mufti of Jerusalem.
roberta says
I guess it is a matter of interpretation.
I see an Apex Predator feigning disinterest in order to confuse it’s soon to be dead prey.
You heared how he put the beatdown on Xi at the summit last week. National Public Radio
wouldnt lie about events.
That thing about ”Im going to bed” was just another of his very clever ruses.
Not Horowitz says
Which explains why he is so corrupt and surrounded by an all jewish cabinet. Oy Vey!
dani says
They are leftists, dimbulb and Jews in name only.
celtvin says
He was gone to start out!
Peter Dale says
This pandering recalls Hoover’s description of Roosevelt as a ‘chameleon on plaid’.
Fred A. says
I read this article and laugh so hard. I bet he will claim that he is an American Indian soon to get their vote. No kidding. I really like this article.
roberta says
“”Im my own grandpa” Sung by Willy Nelson, and others.
There is a song here somewhere in Joe’s lies.
Cat says
“I married my own grandma….” Hahahaha Yup, we have all gone bonkers.
World@70 says
What nationality will Biden become next? I was going to say Chinese, but that might be a stretch. Although if he can become Greek, Puerto Rican, Jewish and Black at the drop of an election, why not Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?
Eeyore says
The world’s oldest (and least intelligent) chameleon.
Atikva says
Come on, Mr. Biden is neither catholic or jewish. His only religion is money, the only protection against the tottering of the islamo-leftist clique that fraudulently installed him in the White House – maybe the only firm thought his decaying brain is able to form.
celtvin says
Yep! The Dems had to “elect” him POTUS to see what he could do! AND! He’s doing us!
Pelosi/Obama taught them well!
Rachelle says
I am reminded of a TV personality who claims that when a teenager opens his or her mouth he or she lies. Biden is the same.
RS says
Biden is as Jewish as Elizabeth Warren is Indian, nick named Pocahontas.
Benjamin Medina says
I could just hear “Pedo-Joe” at a black community function recount how one of his ancestors was “Kunta Biden” ; “Come on Man, I’m not kidding….”
WhiteHunter says
Biden’s absurd claims to be an “honorary” Jew, Puerto Rican, Black and, Orthodox Greek (depending on the audience du jour)–“No Joke!”–are as manifestly false, on their face, as his claim to be a “practicing” Catholic…or Obama’s denial that he’s a Moslem.
ed says
So Biden is a black jewish arab chinese truck driver airplane pilot college professor from Puerto Rico etc etc
John Blackman says
he has a ukrainian uncle somewhere in his family tree, so his deals are perfectly legit . no joke !
Alex Bensky says
When I was a high school student I had enough trouble dealing with school and synagogue-related activities. Biden…who was also, remember, liaison between the US and Golda Meir during the Yom Kippur War while he was a student…was raised in black churches, the Puerto Rican community at a time when you’d have had a problem assembling a minyan of Delaware Puerto Ricans, as well as spending a lot of time in the local synagogue. I wonder when he found time to do his homework.
The leftist dog that doesn’t bark is again the crucial thing. Imagine how the msm would treat a Republican politician who had this long habit of lying, and just silly lying, to boot. But if anything it’s a humorous, “Oh, that’s Joe being Joe.”
Yes, it is Biden being Biden and that’s he sad and worrisome thing.