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Bill Clinton already wrote and sold his memoir, the imaginatively named, My Life, written and published back in 2005, but like his wife, one memoir is never enough and so Bill has another one, Citizen, that chronicles all the exciting stuff he’s been up to for the last two decades.
Hillary Clinton is on her fourth memoir (believe it or not) and Bill needs to pull his weight here. The trouble is that while Bill’s memoir 1.0 was at least justified because he was the president of the United States, he hasn’t done anything since then, unlike Hillary, who really didn’t do much, but at least is out there making a lot of noise.
So what does Bill have to say?
He couldn’t sleep for two years after Hillary Clinton lost and still blames Russia, the New York Times and Comey.
‘The whole thing is hard for me to write,’ he says in Citizen – My Life After The White House. ‘I couldn’t sleep for two years after the election. I was so angry, I wasn’t fit to be around.
‘I apologize to all those who endured my outbursts of rage, which lasted for years and bothered or bored people who thought it pointless to rehash things that couldn’t be changed.’
‘If so, Putin’s enablers were Comey and the political press.’
And denies that he knew anything about Jeffrey Epstein’s crimes.
‘The bottom line is, even though it allowed me to visit the work of my foundation, traveling on Epstein’s plane was not worth the years of questioning afterward. I wish I had never met him.’
Clinton adds: ‘I had always thought Epstein was odd but had no inkling of the crimes he was committing.
‘He hurt a lot of people, but I knew nothing about it, and by the time he was first arrested in 2005, I had stopped contact with him. I’ve never visited his island.’
No inkling. No idea that man was having relations with those girls.
Also no inkling about the Marc Rich pardon.
“I wish Denise hadn’t written to me, for her sake and mine. I knew she had made plenty of money on her own, did not get along with her ex-husband, and didn’t know he would apply for a pardon when she gave money to the library fund.”
So why did Bill Clinton grant a pardon to a fugitive?
A memoir that amounts to “I knew nothing” isn’t much of a memoir, but it seems to be all that Bill knows how to do even if no one believes him anymore.
Forget Citizen, Denial would have been a better memoir title.
Jeff Bargholz says
“I never had relations with that woman. Except when she was under my desk.”
What a skeev.
Algorithmic Analyst says
Pathological liar. He may sound believable, but there are eyewitnesses who say they saw him on the island.
Someone set fire to the place and probably cleaned out the evidence. Probably multiple intelligence agencies were involved, and there had been tapes made of the various encounters with the girls.
Jeff Bargholz says
I’m sure they’ve all been paid off. He’s such a scumbag.
Just admit when you get laid. I always do. And I sleep with homeless chicks and some broad who’s 68 years old band has no ass. She cooked me an elaborate Thanksgiving dinner with pecan pie and sweet potato pie and a big turkey leg and stuffing and all that. she’s from Georgia. Chicks still like me. I wouldn’t fuck Hillary with Biden’s little dick, though. Fucking Billdo. He has no standards whatsoever. Could you imagine waking up next to Hillary? Gnarly. That’s when a guy wants to commit suicide, right there.
Algorithmic Analyst says
She probably has bad breath also.
Jeff Bargholz says
And B.O., LOL. Armpit chair too, probably.
red byrd says
any “eyewitnesses” better look up Arkancide before opening their mouth. he/she may not have the “power” anymore but plenty of money to buy services!!
Sandman says
Of course Slick Willie is lying. He lies about everything, all the time. But Hillary! is considering (yet) another run for the White House, and if Communist Dingbat Kamala need $1.5 billion to lose, the Hildebeest is gonna need a lot more than that to properly lipstick that pig, and Bubba knows there’s enough stupid and/or bought-and-paid people to raise at least a couple hundred million for the cause.
Doreen Hutchins says
I’ve been wondering if the portrait of Bill in a blue dress and high heels refers only to Lewinsky or if it is stating Bill is a follower of Epstein. I think he protests too much in his new book.
Dave Hay says
26 times on his plane to visit his brothel and a horn-dog like Clinton had no clue what was going on there? You were more credible when you lied about Monica, Bill. You are looking more and more like ‘Herbert the Pervert” every day. 🙁
Kit_Jefferson says
A better title would be “Slick Willie – Con Artist”.
Robert Smith says
As long as the state of Connecticut exists , they’ll always be someone that believe the Clinton’s .
Larry says
Given that Australian diplomatic staff going on postings to DC and NYC were being warned off Epstein in their security briefings while Slick Willy was in the Oval Office, how the fuck wasn’t he warned off?
I saw copies of those briefings in 1996 and Epstein was already on the “if you see him run the other direction” list.
Algorithmic Analyst says
That’s an excellent point to take into account when figuring the probabilities.
RS says
If that list of those who went to Epstein Island is released, its going to be curtains for many who have tried to keep the sexual abuse of young girls quiet.
Steve Kardas says
That list is a more guarded secret that the Manhattan Project was. You get near that list, you’re going to die.
Gordon says
When Slick Willie says he never visited the island the number of visits could range anywhere from 8 to 743.
world@70 says
Just Slick Willie’s impression of Schultz from Hogan’s Heroes, “I Know Nothing”!
arnold ahlert says
‘I couldn’t sleep for two years after the election. I was so angry, I wasn’t fit to be around..”
The original Harry and Meghan.
Steve Kardas says
Bill Clinton:
” I absoulity did not have wild mind blowing threesum sex with super hot underage girls on that island I never went to.”
Spurwing Plover says
Still telling us all about the Big One that Got Away
Kevin T Kilty says
“Forget Citizen, Denial would have been a better memoir title.”
Ouch.
JS says
“I’ve never visited his island.” Clinton has an extensive history of lying and sex crimes. Should be in jail.
danknight says
What did he know, and when did he know it?
JBnID says
Lying and denying blame are Gimmedat traits from LBJ to today, just in my lifetime.
Old Fogey says
When someone would rather climb up on the roof to tell a lie than stand on the porch to tell the truth, you know he is wired up wrong. That’s what got Clinton disbarred.
Alexander Scipio says
I guess it all depends on what the definition of “his” is…
Ksera says
“I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
(I’ll just leave this, here…)
Chris Stormark says
“No one left to lie to” Remember that book. Hitchens was the author.
TheBigPanda says
Ha ! Extremely well put, my dear sir !