Blitz: A Poem
By Bruce Bawer
First, the title. It’s called Blitz:
How Trump Will Smash the Left and Win.
The author: David Horowitz.
America was on the fritz.
Eight years of oikophobic spin
by smug blue-state sophisticates
Concluded in conniption fits
when Florida flipped and Trump came in,
and looked around, and flexed his wits,
and proved them all a gang of twits.
Iran deal? To the rubbish bin.
The Paris pact? Smashed all to bits.
He backed up Bibi, hailed the Brits
for Brexit, had a big jobs win
(till COVID made him call it quits).
To list all of his Greatest Hits
would take a twenty-gallon bin
of ink. So let’s just say that it’s
been like a long stay at the Ritz
after Obama’s Red Roof Inn.
Campaign, then! Vote! And pick up Blitz
by Mr. David Horowitz.
[David Horowitz’s new book, Blitz: Trump Will Smash the Left and Win, was released on June 2 by Humanix Books: Order Here.]