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Is there anything that California hasn’t banned yet? And of course everything that isn’t banned is mandated, leaving the state with as much freedom as your average public high school. My favorite Sacramento legislative session is still the one where the legislature simultaneously banned fur and legalized eating roadkill. And since California inflicts its deranged representatives on the nation, here’s Rep. Ted Lieu proposing to ban glue traps because that is entirely within the purview of Congress.
Today, Congressman Ted W. Lieu (D-Los Angeles County) introduced the Glue Trap Prohibition Act, a bill to place a national ban on the possession and use of glue traps to catch rodents.
In Los Angeles County, people live in their own filth while using fentanyl, emerging only to rob local stores. Glue traps are kinder.
The traps are already banned in England, Iceland, Ireland, and New Zealand, as well as in over 100 airports across the country. Last year, West Hollywood became the first city in the country to ban glue traps. Congressman Adam Schiff is an original cosponsor of this bill.
Of course it did and of course he is.
West Hollywood is 1.9 square miles. This bill forced the people who usually shop at one of its 5 supermarkets to drive for 3 minutes “out of the city” and buy a glue trap at the Ralph’s on Santa Monica Boulevard.
Either that or use the recorded sound of Rep. Ted Lieu’s voice to drive the rodents out of the city. Unless it attracts them instead.
This continues the California Democrat campaign to Save the Rats.
San Francisco had legalized public vagrancy, resulting in streets that were covered in human waste. Like Los Angeles, Democrats banned some forms of rat poison making it all but impossible to kill them. Exterminators are so in demand that they have waiting lists.
“Poop. Needles. Rats. Homeless camp pushes SF neighborhood to the edge,” the San Francisco Chronicle headlined one story. And then there are San Fran locals like “rat girl” who breeds and releases hundreds of rats in the city.
They’re really putting the ‘rats’ in Democrats’.
Kinda stupid, as dogs and cats sometimes eat the anti-coagulant rat poisons by mistake, and die a horrible death.
I had a cat do that. Poor thing. She was a good kitty. She died vomiting her own blood over a weekend I went on a hike. Before I left she was sick but I didn’t know she’d been poisoned. She was dead and gone when I got back. She was a real savage because she was feral when I took her in but she loved me. Cats aren’t like dogs but they do feel affection for people.
Looking back I’m sure my landlord poisoned her, that sick scumbag. He was intent on cat murder so he could’ve just shot or smashed her but he must’ve known I would figure things out. It’s a little known fact that Russians tend to be cruel to animals and Siberians are the worst.
When I remember his face I just want to punch it but he’s a tough guy so I don’t know how that would work out. I could lose. Those Siberians. They’re all descended from people who survived gulags. They aren’t weak.
And I can tell you that banning glue traps is a waste of time. They barely work on cockroaches and they sure don’t work on rats. If you set one of those things out to catch a ratosk, you’ll just see rat footprints on it the next morning and the peanut butter bait will have been eaten.
I hate wild rats but I have to give them credit, they’re tough as fuck. I once poured boiling water down a hole on one and it ran out steaming but still alive! He never came back though. Those fuckers are smart. I would’ve killed him if he came back.
Thanks Jeff!!!!
May the droppings of 1,000 rodents descend upon the head of Adam Schiff. I have read that certain inhalers are being banned. Why? Because they help asthma/COPD sufferers breathe?
California seems to be populated with the children of the banned. Anything that does what it was designed to do is bad and must be banned and destroyed to assure it cannot return (Trump for example). And who is doing this? I don’t mean what political party, I mean who wants to destroy America? Those who push socialism, only because it doesn’t sound as bad as communism (Russia, China), and there’s Islamists who have stated that very goal, over and over, while our leaders turn a blind ear.
Joe Biden is a useless buffoon, but a very dangerous one. He and the left must be stopped in 2024.
BTW wasn’t it flea infested rats that caused the bubonic plague?
The real issue is to kill mankind on Earth so we can live on another planet (yet to be found) so that we can travel interstelary and visit Earth as a Utopia that wacko’s charge admission for. Ridiculous.
There really are people who think that interstellar travel, which is impossible, is what’s necessary to save humanity. As if we can’t preserve our planet, which will outlast us for sure.
I don’t believe in evolution as it’s portrayed in modern “science” textbooks and Ted Lieu is a prime example as to why not. If anything, thanks to the democratically controlled/mandated NANNY STATE, mankind (at least in America) is de-evolving into some form of proto-man that’s not smart enough to get out of the rain…and that’s exactly what a socialist governing political body wants.
But these arrogant feelings of intellectual superiority and misplaced decency espoused by the modern Democrat, having replaced any semblance of common sense, is a fresh hell. One would’ve supposed that lessons from history about the Bubonic plague and the disease-carrying passengers that rats ferried would have been enough. In reality, it shows us nothing less than their intellectual inferiority…and Democrats gave up their DECENCY card years ago with the wholesale slaughter of innocent babies.
Do yourself a solid and take ANYTHING that a leftist advises and do the opposite. We’ll all be much better off.
The leftists are engaging in “negative eugenics” (keeping well-educated and intelligent people from having kids).
Yes, I only have one son. That’s replacement level but not enough to boost the population. My bad. He’s a great kid, though.
I met a chick on the weekend who could’ve spawned a whole brood of Jeffs, though. I went through at least ten condoms so I figure she’s still fertile. And doesn’t want a disease, which is admirable. She almost killed me. You know how we think we’re as young and full of vim and vigor as we were in our youth, but we really aren’t? There were several times when I just wanted to give up but she tuckered out before me. It was close, though, big guy. On the inside I was praying that she would stop. I seriously thought I was at my end more than once. About five or six times, actually.
But then I would look at those gigantic reverse cowgirl buttocks and I just had to go on. A bit of cellulite won’t kill a guy and I kind of like it.
I shouldn’t write this stuff.
I’d show you some photos or videos but the FPM gang would ban me for that. I want to, you’d like them.
Meanwhile in Ukraine, the frontline soldiers are plagued with mice and rats causing sickness and damaging equipment.
The Pied Piper reference is funny.
And the “Willard” photo creeped me out.
I hate rats.
That must be one of the secrets of building maintenance. Putting rat poison in places where the resident’s pets can’t get at it.
That stuff smells like peanut butter. You don’t ever want to put it where a kid could get at it. Coughing out blood isn’t a good way to go, I figure.
I once poisoned a rat and it died in the crawl space that passes for attics in southern California. It stunk so badly that we couldn’t eat and I had to crawl up there and get it out. I’ll tell you, crawling through those rat turds and dust sucked. Nobody else was going to do it, though. You know how it is. Sometimes there’s just nobody else to do the job.
Rats. I wish they would all die horribly.
Ted Lieu wants to conserve the inventory of glue traps for use on Republicans.
Let’s ban California congressmen instead – they must become an endangered species
Glue traps would not be banned if Californicators could use them to catch kids to groom.
You joke but our schools have become grooming dens. I really worry about kids out there.
Yeah, I tried to warn someone about that, and they cut me off for a long time.