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It surely will come as no surprise that the entertainment industry by and large is falling into line to support far-Left Kamala Harris’ presidential ambitions. Democrats always exploit the useful idiots in Hollywood and the music biz for their influence over the impressionable, the ignorant, and the star-struck.
Thus, Democrat Congressman and Chinese honey trap enthusiast Eric Swalwell rounded up a ragtag collection of performers mostly from the comedy world into a “Comics for Kamala” fundraiser Monday, held on the claustrophobic online stage of a Zoom meeting. The three-hour fundraiser, hosted by comedian Paul Mecurio (who?), featured such luminaries (sarcasm alert) as Max Greenfield, Lake Bell, Tom Lennon, Trae Crowder, Jay Ellis, Danny Zuker, Maz Jobrani, Al Madrigal, Lisa Ann Walter, David Koechner, Tim Heidecker, Ike Barinholtz, Adam Pally, Jesus Trejo, Ron Livingston, George Wallace, and Brandon Rainwater. I feel confident that I speak for every single American in flyover country when I say I have never heard of any of these people.
The names that were recognizable are almost entirely C- through D-list celebrities like Ed Helms, John Stamos, Julie Bowen, Megan Mullaly, Joel McHale, Kevin Nealon, and Roseanne Barr’s ex-husband Tom Arnold, whom I didn’t even know was still alive. Arguably the most well-known were Rosie O’Donnell, Mark Hamill, Kathy Griffin, Jon Hamm, Ben Stiller, Jason Bateman, and Patton Oswalt, all of whose careers are long past their sell-by date. Bateman, Hamm, Hamill, Stiller and several others are not even comics (at least Stiller admitted it), and the rest of the most well-known names are not now, nor have they ever been, funny.
There was a total of zero established A-listers – where were Chris Rock, Jerry Seinfeld, unhinged Trump hater Jim Carrey, Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart? – and zero new comic stars like John Mulany, Nate Bargatze, or Anthony Jeselnik. This is a testament either to a lack of celebrity interest in getting onboard the Kamala train or a lack of persuasiveness on the part of unlikeable punk Swalwell. Either way, the star power was lackluster, to put it mildly.
I am not enough of a masochist to have watched the entire epic failure, but the “highlights” making the rounds of the internet are apparently few and far between. The most-talked about on the internet was Parks and Recreation star and former Republican Nick Offerman’s spoof of country star Lee Greenwood’s patriotic anthem “God Bless the USA,” in which Offerman tried to convince us that former President Donald Trump and his running mate JD Vance are “fucking weird.”
“So I’m proud to be a Kamala man, who has quit the GOP, because I can’t just abide by a man who’s tried for 34 felonies,” Offerman sang as he strummed a guitar. “And I’ll proudly stand up and face the facts that the men that I once cheered are a bunch of wingnut white nationalists… Well, those guys are fucking weird.”
Smearing their political opponents as white nationalists is old hat for the desperate Left, but labeling Trump and Vance as “weird” is clearly the new narrative agreed upon by the Harris/Walz handlers and the colluding news media. This is a strange choice for a Party that supports Drag Queen Story Hours, sexual mutilation surgery for children, and male fighters in women’s boxing, until you realize that the its use of the word “weird” is signaling two things to Party members: one, that Republicans are not part of the Democrat “cool club,” and two, that the “queering” of America has successfully inverted everything normal into the abnormal.
Dishonorable mentions among the presentations include Ben Stiller saying nothing funny, but making the weird quip that all white Jews like himself secretly want to be black. He also asserted that Kamala has his vote because she “is gonna fight for a woman’s right to choose. That’s so important. I have a 22-year-old daughter, who I know that’s so important to.” So, Stiller wants to help his daughter keep her career and relationship options open by supporting her right to commit infanticide – that’s great parenting, Ben.
Longtime Trump rival Rosie O’Donnell also naturally made an appearance. She gushed that she had bought 100 Kamala t-shirts and vowed not to take them off until Harris “is in that White House.” These are the people who think JD Vance is weird.
More than 160,000 people reportedly tuned in to the Zoom event. Most came just for the free potential laughs, apparently, because a paltry 10,000 viewers – or 6.5% – ended up actually chipping in for the Harris campaign. The event raised a tepid $550,000 with an average donation of $55, according to organizers – far less than the $4 million raised in the recent White Dudes for Harris estrogen-fest, also held on Zoom. Stiller reportedly made a whopping $150,000 contribution – it’s unclear whether that figure was factored into the total raised by Comics for Kamala. If so, then his share alone amounts to more than a quarter of the haul.
The only lesson to be drawn from this would-be extravaganza is that a Kamala Harris/Tim Walz White House ticket is no laughing matter. Indeed, the biggest joke of the entire affair is still Eric Swalwell.
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“Comics for Kamala: Sometimes you just gotta laugh.”
🎶 Kama Kama Kama Kama Kamalamelion ~
🎶 Is she a Paki ~~
🎶 Is she a jive-ass Nig ~
…. There is plenty of opportunity for humor among these idiots.
…. and their women are noteworthy for their cunning stunts. ~
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Kilroy was Queer
STOP ME, before I kill it again❗
There once was a Muslim named Alice 🧕
Who used dynamite as a phallus 🧨
They found her vagina 🫦
In North Carolina 👞👞
And asshole (o) ten miles south of Dallas ~
Thank you, people. We’ll be here all week! No cover, two drink minimum.
More like: “COMMIES 4 ☭AMALA!”
I can guarantee that any research of their pasts will reveal their membership, support, or protests with a COMMUNIST GROUP whether it be A.N.S.W.E.R., The Party for Socialism and Liberation, The Revolutionary Communist Party, the Democratic Socialist of America, and/or The Communist Party USA. Many of them are of the age of the biggest CPUSA/KGB recruitment in the ’80s during their college days, post-Vietnam when the CPUSA/KGB teamed up to start the crooked peace movement which was really a movement to turn S.E. Asia into a Communist region. Then in the ’80s, the same CPUSA/KGB to take over Central America, in our hemisphere.
Now this CULT is so brainwashed that they support terrorist groups, and my suspicions are that they would side with Jihadists and Sleeper Cells when they attack here! I bet they would immediately fall to their knees begging to not be beheaded by the same people they supported! Now that would be funny!
Kamala Harris … the big mouth laughing Hyena …
So, they built it and hardly anyone came.
They came.
I did not.
Let’s see, they’ve trotted out White Dudes, White Karens, Comics, Celebrities, Hamass, Communists, Pedophiles, Trannies, Illegals, Inmates, Rappers – did I miss any – oh, ABORTIONISTS! She’s mostly running on IDENTITIES rather than ACCOMPLISHMENTS and POLICIES! So when do the KLOWNS for KAMALA hit the circuit? One thing I seem to not see among her supporters – AMERICANS or PATRIOTS! Says a lot!
“Stiller wants to help his daughter keep her career and relationship options open by supporting her right to commit infanticide – that’s great parenting, Ben.”
Abortion is not infanticide.
An embryo is not an infant. The embryo is a POTENTIAL infant if the woman decides to let it grow and give birth to an ACTUAL infant.
Another leftist moron who believes size and location are what makes one a human being.
Another religious magical thinker who believes an eternal soul somehow magically appears in an instant at the moment of conception.
Keep rackin’ up the downvotes. Hey fckwad, Kemala’s running mate’s state allows for after birth abortion. You down with that, ghoul?
Only a blockhead like you would come up with an oxymoron like “after birth abortion”.
Once a fetus is born it becomes a baby, an infant, with full political rights.
To kill a new born baby IS a monstrous act of infanticide.
An embryo is not an infant nor a baby.
“The status of the embryo in the first trimester is the basic issue that cannot be sidestepped. The embryo is clearly pre-human; only the mystical notions of religious dogma treat this clump of cells as constituting a person.
We must not confuse potentiality with actuality. An embryo is a potential human being. It can, granted the woman’s choice, develop into an infant. But what it actually is during the first trimester is a mass of relatively undifferentiated cells that exist as a part of a woman’s body. If we consider what it is rather than what it might become, we must acknowledge that the embryo under three months is something far more primitive than a frog or a fish. To compare it to an infant is ludicrous.” – Leonard Peikoff
No, it is there before conception. In Jeremiah Jesus said, “I knew you before I placed you in your mother’s womb.”
I feel sorry for you, THX. What a miserable and small life you lead.
Is it any wonder why people think you are a ghoul. As I said many times, what passes for your mother should have had an “abort” and spared us all Mr. Baby Murderer.
Attacking my mother once again, a woman you know nothing about, you truly are a Christian gentleman. Ole Jesus would be proud to call you his follower.
Always attacking Christians and Jews. Religions you know nothing about, other than what you read in those stupid books and your smorgasbord approach to the bible.
Look, Mom made a mistake. She let you live. Much to our dismay.
🎶 The weekend at the whorehouse ~
🎶 Didn’t turn out as you’d panned ~
🎶 The way you fuck your mother ~
🎶 I can’t understand … ~
… pLanned …
You are confusing abortion (which is, indeed without a shadow of a doubt, the murder of an unborn child) with contraceptives. If the adult daughter of a rich, famous and educated family is dumb and ignorant enough to be unable to use contraceptives, I’d say her parents’ education system is an abysmal failure.
“Partial birth” abortion IS infanticide. Aborting an embryo, however, is still killing. Something living, respiring, and responding to stimulus is teminated. Murder, choice? That’s a philosophical question, but biologically it is killing, no matter how you spin it.
So says a former embyo, who now an “adult”.
Clearly you are not a woman, and if you are, you have never been pregnant. Once you realize you are building a baby in your womb, you are very aware that it is a living being. Women are are conscious will also report that they find themselves in communication with the baby during it’s construction. I KNEW who my baby was when he was in my womb. There is no difference between a “fetus” a “baby” or the disrespectful ‘clump of cells” insult from the Left.
It is a high honor to be able to procreate. What a miracle! I feel sorry for anyone who doesn’t get that. We cheer at our human ability to heal a scar, to heal a broken leg. Yet the ability to build a human – bones, brain, heart, lungs, the works — now THAT is a miracle.
An embryo is an infant. Killing a baby in the womb is infanticide. You can call it whatever you want, THX, if that helps you sleep at night. But killing is killing. And that was a baby you or your lady killed. Sorry. If it weren’t, then why does Planned Parenthood have such a money making business selling baby body parts? They aren’t advertising embryo parts… Can’t have it both ways
Democrats are obsessed with “white nationalists” because they are the
Democrat Party of slavery, the KKK, the Civil War, inner city slums,
abortions of black babies . . . Their entire history is based on white supremacy.
They try to hide their true identity, but identity politics is all they care about.
Good point.
The party of Margaret Sanger, founder of Planned Parenthood and undeniably a white supremacist herself (as she made clear in her book).
Leftist shitheads have tried to quietly drop all memory of their adulation of that iconic woman – who made sure abortion clinics were built predominantly in black neighborhoods.
They want Kamala for the source material she will provide
They want her for an egg donor?
Heaven Forfend! ~
Hamasnik Comics for Kamala.
Kamala is material for non left comics and her past is material for off color parodies.
Come on, guys,
Taylor Swifty…
“You will NOT blow up my concert!”, said Taylor, Bombastically.
💣 💣 💣
Taylor Swifty …
“O.K., I’ve cancelled three concerts”, sang Taylor, Resoundingly.
Thank you. This thread needed a few rimshots.
Both types of rimshots are available here…
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am i missing something here ? arent all of the so called comedians white ? what happened to white privilege ? nere a black or nearly black dude amongst them . i guess white privilege only applies to conservatives of all persuasions . the only joke is that they are the epitome of a bad joke and wouldnt raise a smirk from anyone . time to find a real job and contribute to society instead of being a leach on the butt of humanity . and when cackloharris takes the helm absolutely no one will be laughing . similar to the last choice 81 mill. made .
George Wallace is black comedian on that roster, but I appreciate your point.
Will somebody please explain the liberal Jew madness to me? I’m a simple Christian who doesn’t understand.
Liberals are simple, and they don’t understand.
…but they think they do. ~
The DNC, that was passing love notes with the Nazi Party before WWII, convinced (with the help of academia & the press) that the Nazi Socialist party was “right wing”.
They memory-holed their previous praise for Nazis, just like they did their KKK days. (They honored Sen. Byrd right up to the end.)
That’s largely an msm rumor.
Explain liberal Christian’s first.
Oh, you don’t care about them.
When Jimmy Carter kicks the bucket, the MSM will rediscover the liberal variant of Christian pop culture.
Will they be called “Jesus Freaks” this go-round?
Will “Jesus Christ, Superstar” make a comeback?
Will “Jesus is Just Alright” get radio play again?
😈 HELL Yes! ~
Thank you for pointing out that there are Leftist Christians and plenty of them too. The idea of social justice comes from Judeo-Christianity.
As for the Jews and Judaism, I found this article enlightening:
“Even If Moses Endorsed Donald Trump, Jews Would Not Vote For Him” – By Alexander G. Markovsky
https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2024/08/even_if_moses_endorsed_donald_trump_jews_would_not_vote_for_him.html
It’s always very odd what you find enlightening. What you know of Jews and Judaism couldn’t fill a thimble.
“The roots of America’s welfare state lie in the Populist-Progressive Era of the late 19th century and early 20th century, especially with the Protestant social gospel movement, which held that Christian ethics and “social justice” should drive public policy, including wealth redistribution, trust-busting, graduated tax rates to punish the rich, cradle-to-grave handouts, and missionary-style imperialistic ventures abroad to spread the faith and make the world “safe for democracy.” The concept of social justice, which jettisoned the idea that we actually earn and deserve what we get in life, was first adopted by the Jesuit Luigi Taparelli in the 1840s, as drawn from the work of St. Thomas Aquinas.” – “Holy Scripture and the Welfare State”, Richard M. Salsman
https://www.forbes.com/sites/richardsalsman/2011/04/28/holy-scripture-and-the-welfare-state/?sh=14d008a724f2
Just what I want to do. Curl up with an article by Ricardo Salsman. Jesuit Luigi Taparelli? Really? It would be like curling up with a porcupine.
Try to understand this: Ilhan Omar and her family were not sponsored by Jews they were sponsored by Lutheran Christian Services.
Lutheran Services, Catholic Charities, and Baptist, Methodist, and Episcopalian organizations are as we speak actively collaborating with the Biden administration, receiving millions upon millions of tax payer dollars, to help illegal aliens invade and destroy the USA.
All in the name of Christian altrui9sm and Christian social justice.
Jewish organizations are also doing this, but the Christian churches are the primary religious players in this destruction of America.
“You are your brother’s keeper”, “the meek shall inherit the earth”, “love your enemies”, “Go, sell everything you have and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.”, that all comes from the Bible.
Your desperation is obvious, posting the same tired Lutheran Social Services stupidity two days in a row.
Jews and Catholics do the same thing. There’s nothing you can do about it. There are nicer people than you in the world, Thank God.
I’m a simple Jew and also don’t understand the liberal Jew madness as well.. All I can say is that Jews are very clever in many areas of human endeavour, but very stupid in the area of self preservation.
Liberal Jews are mortified to be considered “right wing”. They consider anyone to the right of Hilary to be a deplorable bigot against those who are not white Christians. They also hate Netanyahu, and many consider Israel to be an illegitimate state. Mostly, they think that Trump is an antisemite, and they support whomever is running against him, even someone who cosies up to islamofascists.
I’ve been having fun with this comments section.
But in all honesty, such humor as we may have if Kamala gets elected would be gallows humor. …..and the public petitions signed by the Amy Schumers and Adam Sandlers of this world won’t wash their slates clean.
We need a new Lenny Bruce.
Lenny Bruce, are you kidding me? Lenny Bruce opened the door to all the cheap, crass, vulgar, obscene, STUPIDITY that is now called comedy.
Lenny Bruce is an icon of the Left just as Che is an icon of the Left.
What the world needs is not more obscene comedy, not more insult comedy, not more cynical comedy, not more infantile comedy, not more frat boy comedy, but a rebirth of actual sophisticated, intelligent, WIT.
If you were to combine Victor Borge with George Carlin you would have the wittiest and best type of comedian.
“Humor is not an unconditional virtue; its moral character depends on its object. To laugh at the contemptible, is a virtue; to laugh at the good, is a hideous vice. Too often, humor is used as the camouflage of moral cowardice.” – Ayn Rand
“Humor is the denial of metaphysical importance to that which you laugh at. The classic example: you see a very snooty, very well dressed dowager walking down the street, and then she slips on a banana peel . . . . What’s funny about it? It’s the contrast of the woman’s pretensions to reality. She acted very grand, but reality undercut it with a plain banana peel. That’s the denial of the metaphysical validity or importance of the pretensions of that woman. Therefore, humor is a destructive element—which is quite all right, but its value and its morality depend on what it is that you are laughing at. If what you are laughing at is the evil in the world (provided that you take it seriously, but occasionally you permit yourself to laugh at it), that’s fine. [To] laugh at that which is good, at heroes, at values, and above all at yourself [is] monstrous . . . . The worst evil that you can do, psychologically, is to laugh at yourself. That means spitting in your own face.” – Leonard Peikoff
Lenny Bruce was the buddies with Larry King.
He was straight at heart, and if you listen to his logic — as he argued it in court — you need the comic to give the reductio ad absurdum.
Thank God no one ever combined Victor Borge with Lenny Bruce. We wouldn’t have comedy at all. But I get it. Wit, as you put it, is for snooty intellectuals….something you always aspire to be, but always fall short.
I’m not surprised that your heroes didn’t like comedy. Just what the world needs….a lecture from Lenny Phuck-off and Randy on comedy. One more reason not to jump on the Objectivist train.
I bet those two and you were/are great fun at parties. No wonder Nathaniel Brandon dumped her.
Wow, 53 downvotes across 6 comments. That may be a new record. Could it be that people think …….you are an elitist leftist idiot?
Wow T.
131 downvotes over 8 comments. That’s got to be a record.
Two hours ago it was around 55 downvotes.
Most normal people would recognize failure and simply quit. I guess your Mom taught how to be stupid.
Mom to THX: Don’t worry dear. Failure is actually a badge of honor. Keep going.
How much Bathroom humor do they use?
THREE SQUARES is usually enough. ~
White satirist Paul Shanklin might have enlivened the “woke” joke show with a redux of his “Barack The Magic Negro” sung to the tune of “Puff, the Magic Dragon” and substituting “Kammy” (with neutral pronouns) for the Kenyan: “Barack the Magic Negro lives in D.C./ The L.A. Times, they called him that/ ‘Cause he’s not authentic like me./ Yeah, the guy from the L.A. paper/ Said he makes guilty whites feel good/ They’ll vote for him, and not for me/ ‘Cause he’s not from the hood./ See, real black men, like Snoop Dog,/ Or me, or Farrakhan/ Have talked the talk, and walked the walk./ Not come in late and won!”
The Red Witch is an enemy of Israel and America. How a woman of such radical beliefs with so few accomplishments rose to such a position is one of the mysteries of the universe.
https://m.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-813817
She will be an absolute unmitigated disaster for America. She is being installed to complete Obama’s fundamental Marxist transformation of America. If you notice, all of America’s alliances are undergoing a tectonic shift from a European orientation to Iran and China. Moving away from Israel and towards Islamic jihadists; the pressure is applied to Israel to capitulate while funneling billions of dollars to Iran’s terror network.
At this point, I have no doubt the CIA was involved in training Hamas, building their terror infrastructure, and breaching Israel’s security barrier on October 7th.
If you continue voting for the DemoNazi Party, you are an enemy of Israel and America 🇺🇸
No, China has been helping Hamas. US just paid for everything.
The ‘Comics for Kamala’ Fundraiser was a real joke.
“Max Greenfield, Lake Bell, Tom Lennon, Trae Crowder, Jay Ellis, Danny Zuker, Maz Jobrani, Al Madrigal, Lisa Ann Walter, David Koechner, Tim Heidecker, Ike Barinholtz, Adam Pally, Jesus Trejo, Ron Livingston, George Wallace, and Brandon Rainwater”
ummm, who?
What? It was a dud?
So it wrnt “snap, cackle, pop!”
It went snappy, crack-head, Corn Pop…
🎤 … Mike Drop ~
As a protestant I think this website is awesome, even if you guys all secretly want to be black. (sarcasm, obviously)
Substantive speaking points are absent from these people. Cliche’, platitude, and nebulous promise all interpreted by the hearers as each one likes and nothing is actually said. I have to think this is the origin of the phrase “word salad”. These ‘salads’ don’t even have a bland dressing, just flavorless rabbit food.
The left has no sense of humor – they are unhappy, miserable, bitter, and condescending. Their biggest fault, is that they want everyone else to suffer the same misery.
The antidote is to be happy, at ease with yourself, sweet, …
and even MORE Condescending !!! ~
✓ 😀
🎤 Karaoke always livens things up 🎤
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🎶 Nancy Kwan, What’s that Pearl Cream ™ you have on ~
🎶 Could it be a faded mum from days gone by? ~
🎶 And did I hear you say you have many bills to pay ~
🎶 So you had to sell your image on he sly. ~
🎶 You looked good enough to eat in “Flower Drum Song” ~
🎶 And you drove the old men wild as Suzie Wong. ~
🎶 Now you just turned eighty 83, but you still look good to me ~
🎶 You’re the loveliest piece of ass in all Hong Kong. ~
🎶 In your younger days they called you Nancy Kwan. ~
🎶 Prettiest Asian they ever laid eyes on. ~
🎶 ‘Til a man from QVC wrote you a check
🎶 And you threw up your hands, and said “What the heck.” ~
🎶 Nancy Kwan, What’s that Pearl Cream ™ you have on ~
🎶 Could it be a faded mum from days gone by? ~
🎶 And did I hear you say you have many bills to pay ~
🎶 So you had to sell your image on he sly. ~
Q. How many Liberal Democrats dose it take the screw in a Lightbulb? A. One but they replace it with a Compact Florescent
Uh oh, typo ~
You used “dose” and “screw” in the same sentence. ~
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The Stiller thing was really weird. At least they came up with a version of “God Bless The USA,” they can sing. There’s that.
I had to scroll like I was spinning the wheel of fortune (or going for my birth year), to get past the other comments to “Leave a Reply.” Lol