How did Jeffrey Epstein, who had already tried to commit suicide and was supposed to be on suicide watch, manage to kill himself in one of the most secure detention facilities in the country? Much like how he was able to evade sex offender registration in three states, it’s a mystery, wrapped in an enigma and locked up in a black box.
The DOJ’s latest report on the Epstein death blames an inexplicable series of errors.
No one at the facility did what they were supposed to do is the bottom line. Not only did they not monitor Epstein, but they gave him plenty of bed linens with which to hang himself.
For some mysterious reason, Epstein was inappropriately taken off suicide watch and the guards lied about conducting rounds that they didn’t conduct. For some reason, he wasn’t housed with a cellmate, and then there was a malfunction of the video recording system…
“Recorded video evidence for August 9 and 10 for the SHU area where Epstein was housed was only available from one prison security camera due to a malfunction of MCC New York’s Digital Video Recorder system that occurred on July 29, 2019. While the prison’s cameras continued to provide live video feeds, recordings were made for only about half the cameras.”
Nothing suspicious here. Just a multiplication of convenient errors and linens.
“The combination of these and other failures led to Epstein being unmonitored and alone in his cell, which
contained an excessive amount of bed linens, from approximately 10:40 p.m. on August 9 until he was
discovered hanged in his locked cell the following day”
Excessive linens have taken a lot of lives. Maybe we need linen control.
The upshot as usual is that there’s nothing suspicious in the suspicious death and we should all relax because this was just one of those things that happens when one of the most dangerous men in the world commits suicide before he can name names.
A DOJ investigative report found nothing suspicious in the suspicious death of Jeffrey Epstein, a purported suicide in police custody. Whatever else he may have been, it’s certain that Epstein wasn’t black. But we must trust the government, or answer a F.I.S.A. warrant for sedition. So I’m all in with the report’s findings, particularly if the report’s real author was the mustachioed “Bull” Durham, the DOJ’s chief apologist for the government’s conspiracy to frame Donald J. Trump. Indeed, if the DOJ ever gets DJT into police custody, DJT may well die of a non-suspicious suicide, too.
Obviously, the DOJ is complicit, and the investigators that signed this report are corrupt. Nobody lost their job over this, did they?
They were probably promoted for conspicuous skill in a cover up.
Yeah, that’s what the current official line seems to be, a conspicuously skillful cover story. If one analyzes it, all kinds of inconvenient little problems pop up, such as facts 🙂
I can believe that the facility was that incompetent, but still, given that Epstein had more secrets which certain persons wished to keep hidden than anyone else, it is hard to estimate the probabilities.
You can believe more than I believe once Epstein walked in there if you want to. Do you think they didn’t know who he was for one minute?
Una, all I said was that I could believe the prison was that incompetent. It’s common in USA for government workers to falsify their worksheets, for equipment to break down and not be repaired, etc. Still, trying to figure what the betting odds should be, I would guesstimate a 95% chance or better that it was a hit, a 5% chance or less that it was suicide.
Good calculation, but then, that’s your specialty. 🙂
Thanks Jeff, that’s the way my mind works 🙂
That’s the first question everybody asks you and the Trump chumps on guard duty are no different except now they’re probably Biden chumps.
President Trump had nothing to do with the jail staff. You’re obsessed with Trump.
I estimate he was assassinated by the guards. Call it a gut feeling based on my familiarity with human nature and corruption.
This Jeffrey stuff is amusing but once Trump is done with that(forgetting that) Trump is who we need to build thousands of border wall mile walls that don’t exactly work as intended. Just vote Trump. Ask questions about why it doesn’t work later.
The wet backs aren’t climbing over Trump’s wall, they’re climbing over the old crappy stretches, walking around and being escorted in though checkpoints by ICE agaencies.
Yeah, the length of the southern border (2000 miles) is probably incomprehensible by European standards. I often see them crossing the Rio Grande where there is no fence on the other side.
I give DT credit for trying to build that wall and many other noble efforts, but the fact remains that he was always obsessed with how he appeared to be doing rather than simply doing. As a result, he hired flatterers – flatterers who in the end failed to carry out their assigned tasks because they had other agendas (read: Deep State and/or Uniparty agendas).
Worse, Trump’s 2024 campaign is based largely on insults, including insults of people who were his strongest supporters. (e.g., Kayleigh McEnany mentioned ONE poll DT didn’t like, and he blasted her with double barrels). Moreover, the insults he directed at his chief rival – RDS, contradict everything he had to say about RDS in years past.
DT’s base consisted of conservative Christians and Catholics, so was it wise of him to refer to RDS as “Ron DeSanctimonious” simply for making a reference to the NT Scriptures (Ephesians 6:11)? By that standard, Abraham Lincoln was sanctimonious.
Like it or not, half of the electorate (women) will not vote for DT. The left/Dems have so thoroughly demonized Trump, a certain majority of white women living in the suburbs would prefer to walk across 100 yards of hot, burning coals rather than cast their vote for Trump. This is why Trump can’t win.
I don’t believe any of the charges against Trump are valid, but ever since 2016 I’ve said that his mouth will be the end of him. How am I wrong?
Questions asked later are welcome BTW. We can always get into that.
We can always get into how much Dems suck after the full weight of suckage has been paid.
Because in case you hadn’t noticed your stuff is out the window real quick. Like a memory that never existed.
You might think you existed. Find out later.
What was this golf turd doing meantime? Sleeping?
I suppose you think he should’ve stood guard outside Epstein’s cell.
DERP.
And what do you have against golf? Trump owns multiple golf courses. Why shouldn’t he use them? At least he’s a good golfer, unlike the pretentious cheater, Bareback Hussein Osama.
Golf is good exercise. Also, a lot of businessmen play golf together and get a chance to talk out on the golf course.
Yea, I have nothing really against golf AA. Not so crazy about country club Republicans.
I think Giuliani’s general celebratory attitude coupled with a complete lack of curiosity at the time was odd and worrying. I think they all breathed a sigh of relief.
I don’t expect Trump to even be able to formulate a coherent position on any of the issues he wades into. That’s the problem.
I’m happy Trump owns multiple golf courses and wish he would play golf full time. Obama could play golf all day and still the wreck world. He stayed on mission.
You like your California golf courses?
The one in Carmel is beautiful, right along the cliffs over the Pacific with sea otters floating on their backs and cracking clams with rocks, and the ones in the Palm Springs area are likewise world class.
Oops! There are several golf courses on the Monterey peninsula, all beautiful. The Pebble Beach golf club has three courses. 17 mile Drive borders the coast on one part of its rough circle and goes right through at least one of them then loops inland to start again. The best way to enjoy it is to start from Carmel. I haven’t been there in 43 years so but I looked at photos of Carmel and it looks the same except Clint Eastwood has a restaurant there in a beautiful ranch location with sheep grazing in a field right off the patio. The food and wine menus look good, to.
Yeah, one of the most beautiful stretches in the world. We used to spend a week at Asilomar (on the (Pacific Ocean) beach in the Monterey Peninsula) each summer. I seem to remember walking south along the beach past one of the golf courses.
The GOP is never getting anywhere with Epstein except innuendo. They’re out playing golf.
The RINOs aren’t even trying to investigate Epstein’s obvious murder.
Leave a message if you want.
I mean I don’t think anybody doubts by now that I’m a DeSantis supporter but sheesh the guy is boring. If you’re going to go all this way you might as well go all the way. Even his slogan is boring. I’m not saying I personally could come up with a better slogan but come up with a better slogan. It doesn’t help being positive if you only inspire people to snooze.
I’m convinced DeSantis is only running because he’s worried that Trump may be blocked from running and some hapless RINO would replace him and lose to whichever piece of shit Dirtbagocrat runs. I don’t believe he really wants to be President at this time and he knows he has no chance against Trump if he runs.
Yeah, good analysis. My angle was that it is good practice in case he runs in 2028. Get all the mistakes out of the way now 🙂
That makes sense.. It would be good experience.
Not good analysis. Look at the polls’ details – white suburban women. Trump. can’t. win.
There won’t be anything left to run for by that time except a Trump style circus.
I haven’t seen a scintilla of evidence that DeSantis is running this year for any reason other than a desire to serve as POTUS beginning on January 21, 2025. As a DeSantis supporter, I firmly believe that Trump can’t win the 2024 general election. And even if he does win, he can only serve four more years.
RDS can serve eight. Look at Trump’s polls among suburban (white) women. Then look at the details of DeSantis’ proposals and policies – focus just on one, like the border. It’s detailed, comprehensive, and doable.
Unfortunately that puts people to sleep.
Trump understands what you do is talk about a wall. Doesn’t matter if you actually get anywhere with it but instead take great strides towards making Amnesty Great Again in actuality.
That way people stay excited. Not working as well now because people wise up eventually. Cultists don’t obviously because they’re in it for Trump himself.
Actually what I should have said is that DeSantis is running a boring campaign. That concerns because I don’t think he is a boring person at all really. Maybe overly cautious but he has need of caution,
Anyway, DeSantis whatever his chances is our only chance. As I was getting at before you might as well get another Trump booster in your arm if you think Trump can fix this mess. I don’t believe he has any real intention of that at all and if he does he hasn’t thought it through.
Take some risks yoyo. You’re never going to win without them. I mean if you care.
I realise on policy this is unfair but as we’ve seen it’s not exactly all about that.
I realise this completely unfair because Conservatariot media s what it is and doesn’t even give DeSantis credit for victories they’d rather lay at Trump’s feet as tribute is but it will always be what it is.
You have to understand, the truth is Highly Classified regarding this case. If the truth came out, it could wreck the lives of top officials They would lose their jobs and whine up homeless in San Francisco or L.A. So it is better to cover it up with a cute story. Remember, the real investigation will not be declassified until 2525 A. D. I don’t think anyone will care by then, except maybe Joe Biden.
A little humor for this evening.
It wasn’t an “inexplicable series of errors.” It was very explicable.