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When we talk about saving the planet by raising taxes and eliminating the middle class, we often neglect to hear from the most important stakeholders, celebrities, politicians, and overhyped business figures. But one self-serving buffoon is finally committed to changing that by unveiling the Planetary Guardians.
Imagine ‘Captain Planet and the Planeteers’ if it consisted entirely of the Davos crowd and its only superpower was being invited to cocktail parties.
While in New York for the United Nations General Assembly, Virgin Group founder Richard Branson shared details of his next endeavor: combating climate change.
So how soon does climate change go bankrupt like Virgin Orbit or get sold to Universal like Virgin Records?
The billionaire British businessman announced Monday that his newest investment would be in his coalition, Planetary Guardians — composed of 14 world leaders who say they are taking a “whole planet” approach to “safeguard” Earth.
His new coalition includes a range of people, from actors, such as Robert Redford, to activists like Jane Goodall, to politicians, like former Colombian president Juan Manuel Santos, NBC reported.
Good thing, Robert Redford has decided to finally get involved in environmental causes.
His message to climate change deniers: It’s happening.
“It’s a fact of life,” Branson said in an interview with NBC News.
It’s a fact. Like Branson’s private plane and his private Caribbean island. Or all the private jets that fly into Sundance.
Unlike claims that the icebergs can be transformed through higher taxes, these are actual facts.
.You can listen to the words coming out of Branson’s drug hole or look at his actual lifestyle to see what he and the Planetary Guardians actually believe.
Ugly Sid says
Jane Goodal is there to maintain communication lines open between the superbreeds, who are leaving us, the more arboreal branch, to our branches and our hearthealthy and toilet paper free separate existence.
The Zoologist rules the zoo, we inhabit it.
J West says
I might add that if ‘climate change’ was real, they wouldn’t have to keep saying it now would they. Still waiting for the sea level rise … nothing so far.
Jetstones says
And what financial institution would make a 30 year mortgage or what numb nuts like O’buthead (Obama) pay $30 million on beach front property with immanent sinking due to sea level raise. Sorry I hinted with O’butthead my bad.
Algorithmic Analyst says
Planetary morons.
J West says
If it even exists, the best way to deal with climate change is by adaptation … that is how we survived all the previous climate changes …. isn’t it?
Algorithmic Analyst says
Definitely, excellent point. Like the way the Dutch reclaimed land from the sea.
World@70 says
The more I hear about “FIXING” climate change the more I worry the cure will be worse than the problem.
It’s happened before.
Joe says
The more CO2 they get rid of the more poorly plants will do, we will all starve…them too.
J West says
They won’t stop until the entire earth is in a perpetual made made winter.
Algorithmic Analyst says
Excellent point. The cure is worse than the disease. The Ancient Greeks already had that figured out: “First do no harm”. All these crazy ideas often make things worse. That is one reason we need *real* science, to check and test these crazy theories.
Lightbringer says
As if man could control the climate. Isn’t that G0d’s job? Ought we not leave it to Him?
Algorithmic Analyst says
Thanks Lightbringer. That’s a little-known and excellent point. God can actually heat things up or cool them down. One of the odd things I accidentally learned on my spiritual journeys.
TruthLaser says
The hoax is intended to obtain the power to cure and worsen the human condition.
wildman says
the sad part is that people buy into the whole bull crap that with enough money and power to control our lives the idiots spouting this CAN CONTROL THE CLIMATE!! which is total bull
Steven Kardas says
Planetary Guardians = The Star Chamber
K.F. Smith says
What is it with these supposedly smart people? I guess if one does not require one’s self to have an analytical mind, one will remain ignorant, no matter what one’s “talents” might be.
The ignorant have always posed a greater threat to freedom than the Marxists.
There are some great scientists fighting this man made climate-change scam. One of the best is Susan Crockford, PhD, who focuses her attention on the polar bear issue, actually a subscam of MMCC.
“17 years of near-zero trend in September sea ice demolishes claim that more CO2 means less sea ice” From ‘Polar Bear Science dot com.’
Great to hear that Nobel Laureate John F. Clauser, PhD, has joined the battle:
“We are totally awash in pseudoscience”.
The left didn’t wait long before cancelling his speech to the IMF.
Glenn Geist says
The only solution is to start killing these people.
Ugly Sid says
Target population globally; 1/2 billion.
Pol Pot was a second stringer.
SPURWING PLOVER says
Sounds like some nut case wants to control us all with band of screwballs running around in funny suits riding bikes and stealing our Cars, Gas Stoves Washing Machines and forcing us to live under Eco-Tyrannies after all it was Red Ted Turner who came up with Captain Planet and Planeteers in the first place
Mark Sochor says
The climate has always been changing. Just ask the Ichthyosaur in Berlin Nevada. He used to swim in what is now the Nevada Great Basin Desert. Before man crawled upon the scene. How about this? Go after the pollution coming out of China if you’ve got the guts. Of course, you don’t And a further examination of your green policies will clarify the fact that your solutions are worse than your imagination.
SPURWING PLOVER says
And in what’s now Kansas was a Aquatic Flightless Bird the Hesperoornis similar to a Loon and they grew 5 feet long
Curt Koenig says
Some people have too much money and time and TOO LITTLE intelligence
roberta says
Power for the sake of Power. Nothing more to see here………………..you serfs.
SPURWING PLOVER says
Branson should move to Outer Siberia
Craig Austin says
Climate stasis is a myth, there is absolutely no evidence that suggests the global climate ever stagnated over an appropriate timescale.
LJ says
A global approach that completely ignores China and India. Buffoon is correct.
Wallace says
I’m not sure if Glenn Reynolds is the creator of this quote but he’s the man that I got the quote from: “I’ll believe it’s a crisis when the people who say it’s a crisis start acting like it’s a crisis”
Until all of these greenies stop using fossil fuels and ay electricity created by them themselves, they can go eat a large pile of cow scat. They never will because they know it’s not a crisis as well and refuse to change their comfy lifestyles for a lie