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Some scurrilous social media disinformation sources have taken to accusing Vice President Kamala Harris of supporting the Green New Deal, banning fracking, defunding the police, and describing herself as Indian.
Experts using science however agree that Kamala Harris didn’t say any of these things, and that if she said them she didn’t mean them and anyway coconuts are an incredibly delicious source of nutrients that are also used to power the space shuttle.
Faced with cheapfakes, fakecheaps, AI deepfakes, and misinformation, the intelligence community has already concluded that as of last week, Kamala Harris has nothing to do with some unknown (possibly Russian) impersonator who temporarily played the vice president and occasionally the border czar.
That Kamala Harris, prone to inappropriate malapropisms, circuitous sentences, and awkward cackles best suited to a sitcom laugh track, has nothing to do with the exciting new candidate Kamala Harris(!) who emerged last week and has already garnered 2 billion social media followers, $500 million in donations and 1.2 trillion volunteers all ready to campaign and cast their votes in Atlanta.
Kamala Harris II is not only a genius who can fix everything but is literally a being who has never existed until last week and cannot be blamed for any of the actions of Kamala Harris I whom scientific experts in the intelligence community have signed a paper saying was probably an android programmed by Republicans to be really annoying.
Unburdened by the past, Kamala II is ready to march into the future while accepting responsibility for none of the past. She is black or Indian and likes the same things you like (probably) and mostly is incredibly awesome because she doesn’t really exist. Like Schrodinger’s Cat, she is in a state of flux due to her quantum uncertainty. She may be one thing or another. Like William James’ theory of “I” and “Me”, she may not even be a truly conscious being, but a collection of momentary impulses in which case she can’t be blamed for the border, the economy or any of it.
The one thing we know about Kamala is that she isn’t Kamala. She’s everything except Kamala.
LC says
You have just encountered the ministry of truth – see 1984 by George Orwell for details.
internalexile says
Throw in the Babylon Bee for good measure.
Patricia says
Kamala IS the democrats new Manchurian manufactured canidate….Obama 2.0 revised…next the left with state she’s both…he and she. The democrats will check all the boxes and guilt trip you if you challenge.
Domenic Pepe says
Kamala …. The Big Fat Mouth laughing Hyena Carnival Lady ….
Is this the next President of the United States ?
NAVY ET1 says
Daniel, you are obviously burdened by what has been, which makes you unable to see what can be. 🤪
I’m glad there’s only 96 days to go with this nonsense. Coronating someone as the Chosen One, whom party leaders were trying to figure out how to sidestep just months ago, tells a person everything they need to know about the Democrat Party and was facilitated ONLY by Biden’s puppeteers threatening old Joe with the 25th. So Joe, in a masterstroke, endorsed Kamala as a thumb in the eye to his taskmasters.
Now, leftists are forced to make hay out of horse sh*t…and it’s hilarious to watch. This could quite possibly be the greatest thing Biden has ever done because, with one endorsement, he’s turned his assassination insurance into the knife that kills the Democrats and further opens the eyes of Americans to how the MSM works and, more importantly, who they work for.
🇺🇲 TRUMP ’24 🇺🇲
internalexile says
Who would have thought that Slow Joe could still, despite his dementia, envision such a payback scenario? But, if she is elected, the terrible joke will be on us, and America, as founded, will beyond reach.
CowboyUp says
I don’t think joe’s lucid enough, even from 10am-4pm, but it sounds like something Jill could still envisi0n.
Frank Secco says
Kamala: Latin saying “Risum
cat says
You joke but I heard people in the supermarket talking about her excitedly as if she just burst out of Zeus’ forehead.
Media propaganda works, sad to say.
Frank Secco says
Fitting Kamala: Latin saying: “Risum abundat in ore stultorum” which translates: “Laughter abounds in the mouth of fools.
Rich Kozlovich says
There are times when nothing drives home the truth like satirical snarc…..high levels of snarc.. Excellent, I will be linking and quoting from this piece.
Chris Shugart says
“The best way to fight evil is to laugh at it.”
Mel Brooks
Kasandra says
So true. The attempted 27th rebranding of the vacuous Cackling One by our media is beyond Orwellian. In 2020, The New York Times told us that she of the further Left voting record in the Senate was a “moderate centrist.”
Onzeur Trante says
If only she would start cackling again, we would know for sure it’s her.
Algorithmic Analyst says
It’s very curious that Brahmins are equated with blacks. The Brahmins are some of the most intellectually advanced people in the world, although it doesn’t show in this case.
Jeff Bargholz says
And the Brahmins have very light colored skin.
As an ethnic Tamil, there’s no way Kamelho’s mother was a Brahmin.
RS says
We thought she was Indian in her bloodline. Now we hear shes black, or Jamaican, but the Dems always try to play to certain groups of people by embracing their culture or using a Georgian accent.
Jeff Bargholz says
Her mother was a white Tamil from India and her father is a half Irish and presumably half black from Jamaica.
Kamala always claimed to be Indian and even did an Indian cooking show with Mindy Kaling where she kept referring to herself as Indian and said Kaling looked like everybody on her mother’s side of her family.
As soon as she became the fake Vice President and especially began her run for President, she started to pretend she’s black because she knows what black skin privilege bestows and what a boon it is politically.
I don’t need to mention she’s a lying piece of shit because she always has been, long before 2021.
TruthLaser says
Unfortunately, the election of 2024 may have nothing to do with the election of 2024.
BLSinSC says
The R’s need to be pushing their PLATFORM and how it is absolutely the OPPOSITE of the devastating goals of the DEMOcrats! Most Americans have been hurt – most financially – some PHYSICALLY – due to the Biden Bunglers’ policies. THAT should be the message : “If you thought the last four years were awful, you ain’t seen NOTHING yet”! If they manage to STEAL another election or rather ELECTIONS (down tickets) then they will complete the end of the USA. We will no longer be a Nation, undivided, with Liberty and JUSTICE FOR ALL! We’ve seen too much of what the DEMOcrats will do with POWER – who in their RIGHT MIND would want MORE of it??
DryWater says
It is real. And not one Democrat will care what adorable puppy you put into the WH, so long as it is a Democrat. And the lavish media praise will be sufficient to keep those presses rolling, the dark money will continue to line pockets, immoral and indecent policies will be polished and you can be sure, it is real.
Firewagon says
Can we demand a DNA test, if for no other reason than to confirm this ‘robotic’ example of a human is actually human? As they say, “Curious Minds Wanna Know.”