There are lots of heartwarming stories about dogs that won’t leave their master’s gravesite. CNN offers us the leftist version of that.

Except, the dog is a camera crew and the grave is the Mueller office.

Reporters — namely the so-called CNN stakeout team — have spent months loitering around Mueller’s office, hoping to catch a glimpse of the mysterious man and his even more mysterious investigation into the Trump campaign’s conduct surrounding Russian election interference. Yet even though the whole world knows Mueller’s job is pretty much wrapped, the CNN stakeout team seemingly hasn’t gotten the message.

All this behavior paid off on Tuesday, when CNN’s Evan Pérez saidMueller was spotted dressing down at the office. On Thursday, CNN’s Shimon Prokupecz noted that Mueller didn’t leave for lunch as he usually does. 

CNN BREAKING NEWS. Mueller is changing his slacks. Stay as we discuss what the implications of this might be for the collusion case against Trump. We’ll have five experts, none of whom speaks Russian or has ever worked a counterintelligence case, to discuss this.

Now let’s see if we can’t find the black hole that ate the plane.