
Hillary Rodham Clinton, after a lifetime of struggling to find a steady job to support her family , has finally landed a position with Columbia University.
The former first lady and two-time presidential loser will become a “professor of practice” at Columbia’s School of International and Public Affairs and a “presidential fellow” at Columbia World Projects. Considering Hillary’s “practice”, the university will likely be locking the cash drawer and securing any valuable art that might perchance fall into her pantsuit pockets.
“I have had the great pleasure of knowing Hillary personally for three decades,” President Lee C. Bolling, who holds the job title that she was denied, announced. He gushed over “her extraordinary talents and capacities together with her singular life experiences”.
Bollinger had previously introduced Iranian leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad during his Columbia appearance so he has some experience serving as the opening act for political sociopaths.
The new job is good news for Hillary, who will finally be able to provide for her daughter, Chelsea, still trying to make ends meet while being married to a poor hedge fund executive, and won’t have to humiliate herself by trading cash to foreigners for access to our political system.
Oh… wait a minute.
Columbia World Projects is funded by a diverse variety of donors like Abdulrahman R. Al-Rashed. It’s unclear if this is the former head of Saudi Arabia’s Al-Arabiya or the member of the Al-Rashed group: a massive Saudi conglomerate. Or perhaps some other Saudi bigwig.
Hopefully Hillary knows which particular Saudi she’s climbing into bed with, but when you’ve been around and in as many Saudis as she has, it can be hard to tell the burnooses apart.
Another donor is the Mikati Foundation. This appears to be Najib Mikati and Taha Mikati: two Lebanese billionaire brothers, one of whom is the Hezbollah-backed prime minister of Lebanon.
Hezbollah, a Shiite Islamic terror group which has murdered Americans, answers to Iran.
Even if that were an issue, it wouldn’t be one for Hillary Clinton whose loyalty to her country is as unparalleled as her husband’s is to her and the country. Before Hillary made up Russiagate, Bill was palling around with Vladimir Putin in Russia and scoring a $500,000 check.
Other donors include George Jiang. While there are a number of men by that name, the only one who appears to have the sizable assets is the man behind the Golden China Fund. His firm, Greenwoods Asset Management, is based out of China.
You can take the girl out of the State Department, but not the foreign affairs.
Bruno Z. Wu, another donor, is a Chinese billionaire who heads the Sun Seven Stars Media Group: one of the biggest conglomerates in China. Robert Ng, a real-estate billionaire operating in Hong Kong, endorsed Communist China’s takeover, claiming that the suppression of democracy “enhances the one country, two systems principle and adds greater stability and prosperity to the livelihood of H.K. people.”
Not so much the prosperity of the people of Hong Kong, but perhaps the people of Chappaqua.
Also on the list is Mark E. Kingdon, another hedge fund manager, whose wife, Anla Cheng, a partner at Sino-Century, a major Chinese equity fund, founded SupChina. SupChina, since renamed the China Project, was accused by a former employee of being a front for the Chinese Communist regime, and members of congress have demanded an investigation.
The China Project has been tied to regime influence groups like the Confucius Institute.
And, by extension, apparently, Hillary Clinton.
All of this might be awkward for most other politicians, but Hillary lost whatever sense of shame she had around the time she began spewing a stream of pathological lies and covering for her husband’s side gig as a freelance sexual predator. After defending a 12-year-old girl’s rapist by calling his victim, who was recovering from a coma, a slut, she had any concept of right and wrong surgically removed. In prepping for her presidential run, the Clintons and their foundation took money from any oligarch or terrorist state with a checkbook who could sign their names.
And it’s not as Hillary doesn’t have company.
Before Columbia World Projects brought in Hillary, they hosted the Obama Foundation Scholars. CWP is just collecting former presidents and aspiring presidents, as long as they’re leftists, and giving them a good home. The Biden Mausoleum that they’re bound to build on the Upper West Side where the serial liar can lie in state like Lenin will be a real landmark.
Like most socialists, Hillary Clinton hasn’t had a new idea since the 19th century. And the same old idea appears to be foreign money. It’s not clear that the aforementioned donors play any role in directly subsidizing her upcoming academic career of teaching budding foreign policy professionals how to get Americans killed and then blame it on a YouTube video. But they do appear to play a role in subsidizing Columbia World Projects which is platforming Hillary.
Hillary has run out of things to do on her Chappaqua Elba except take long walks in the woods while swigging chardonnay and cursing the unfeeling heavens of upstate New York.
Her writing career, which began with several unnecessary memoirs, has boiled down to “State of Terror”: a novel about a fictionalized version of herself fighting terrorism. (The easy way to tell it’s fiction is because she’s fighting terrorism.) You can currently get a copy on eBay for $1.79 (plus shipping) if you’re okay with an “acceptable” copy that has stains on the cover.
But it’s okay because so does Hillary. And she’s never been “acceptable”.
Hillary has run out of supporters and out of ideas. Her Apple TV+ documentary series, “Gutsy”, was so bad that Steve Jobs rolled hard enough in his grave to trigger a 5.2 earthquake. The podcast, “You and Me Both with Hillary Clinton”, just consists of her begging SNL cast members to teach her to laugh like a human being. Her merchandise site is selling a pantsuit onesie.
At this rate, she’ll be on UK’s Celebrity Big Brother by 2024. So why not instead go back to college and the murky swamp of foreign money that spawned her career?
Americans are ignoring Hillary, but America’s enemies might be more willing to take her in.
Hillary was hired as a rainmaker and probably will never teach a class at any level at Columbia
She could teach them how to become a corrupt government official and how to use cronyism to look like the free market.
What…..and give up the family business secrets? But there’s the Daughter and Grand brats to tink of……….her type usually eat their young though………
Like any prostitute she will perform for whoever pays her. What a disgrace. Oh, and a sociopath. Wouldn’t want to forget that.
Like most politicians, that’s a given.
If this is happening at Columbia, can you imagine what his happening at other universities around the country?
A lot of it under the radar — at almost all the Ivies, I’m sure, and at others, too.
Good to see you around.
Columbia is among the worst, and has been heavily inflitrated by foreign interests. True of a lot of the big prestigious schools, especially those with ‘foreign’ departments and international studies.
The rulers, elites, oligarchs, and potentates have assumed they are in charge without the voice of the people. They have done everything to conspire with other rulers and globalists, and overthrow a balanced constitutional government for their own personal wealth, greed, and power. This is a world situation when you look at the struggle for freedom and how elections are being stollen.
I can tell you what Xi is thinking in the photo…..”What an idiot. Let’s hire her for our outpost in NYC, Columbia University, where all the smart set Leftists attend class.
The Dragon and the Witch
And I’m sure a new wardrobe of Chinese pantsuits was included in the deal.
Ask yourself why this 70 year old hag would even want to work?
Not that she would actually do anything it’s just her name they’re using
Of course Hillary is funded by China…just like Hunter’s billion-dollar deal for the “Big Guy”.
Anyone remember “China-Gate” during Clinton’s presidency…where he sold our ICBM guidance, engine, and targeting technology to the Chinese in exchange for campaign funding?
We have a nation of traitors at the Uniparty top.
Don’t forget the see eye aye and the other leftist owned alphabets! They all conspired to allow crimes committed by their turds 💩 to go unpunished. From Bush to Clinton to Obama. Now the utterly brainless and wasted Biden. All criminals and liars, backed by the bloodlusty and hated deepstate shills that pushed them to power. Remember that when blaming China
Everyone knew it was a sinecure, now we know who’s footing the bill.
Hillary always loved power more than she loved America. I’m glad Trump kept her out of the White House. Goodbye Hillary.
Now we know why the Democrats reduced the water volume of toilets. It is so they could always float back up to the surface.
If only she had criticized Israel, then other billionaire donors to Columbia would have put pressure on the university not to hire her.
The Clintons have been tied to the CCP forever. Chinese agents?
Her course will lead to a BS, which is what she excels at.
Let’s review:
The “class” of ’68….where do we start?
JFK/MLK/RFK/MalconX….maybe a Nixon and a quarter of a Reagan on the side?
Their sacrifice of 65 million innocents to Molloch? Cementing in their permapower until His return?
And their “legacy” of plain brown wrapper porn(60’s) and drugs(70’s)?
Then there’s the bad stuff….
They “bought the world a coke, and taught it to sing in three part harmony!”
They “bought the world a coke, and kept it company!”
Now, the broken Coke bottle is lodged in the right kidney of the pretty little blonde, named Liberty, and we’re 58 minutes into the “golden” hour…NOW what?
TERRIBLE, (but necessary) decisions HAVE to be made…
This deal is nothing but a cover for graft going to Hillary. The Chinese donate to Columbia anda part of the proceeds go to her. Same setup as Biden’s “Think Tank” at UPenn. The Chinese donated $50M between 2014 and 2019 and during that time, Biden was gifted a “Professor” title where he would “occasionally” teach…which means, never.
These Universities are nothing but glorified shell corps for the elite, now that they know they can’t funnel as much through their non-profit trusts and NGOs.
Hillary must have received a ‘sterling’ recommendation from a Columbia Univ. alumnus named Barry Soetoro who unfortunately was NEVER seen on campus. BTW, I thought she was already a president or chancellor of Queens Univ. in No. Ireland?