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I want you to go to the movies. Specifically, I want you to see Horizon: An American Saga Chapter One and Fly Me to the Moon, even though both films received some bad reviews.
First, let me explain why I want you to go the movies at all. I’m a teacher, and I’m noticing among young people increasing difficulty in the ability to behave appropriately with other human beings. Families are smaller. Kids are growing up in Brutalist condo developments with no personality, no sidewalks, no churches, no downtown, no community centers. They spend their time alone staring at devices. Many young people today are effectively crippled. They don’t make eye contact. They don’t say, “Excuse me.”
There is an “epidemic” of loneliness in America, according to a recent study. In spite of connectivity and social media, more Americans report feeling lonely now than in the past. The World Health Organization says that loneliness is as bad as smoking fifteen cigarettes a day. People who haven’t been fully socialized to co-exist with other humans are a pain to be around, and they can be downright dangerous.
Bestselling Harvard scholar and author Robert Putnam says we should start joining bowling leagues, churches, and other clubs and associations. Shared activities are great, but that’s not enough. In 2022, I watched Jaws in a packed theater. Jaws was first released in 1975, almost fifty years prior. Most of the adults in that theater had already seen Jaws and they could watch it at home at any time. But they chose to spend money and watch it in a jam-packed theater. Why?
Humans are unlike, say, lizards or mosquitoes. We need to be in regular contact with a world that doesn’t exist. We need to, occasionally, exit objective reality with its imperfect bodies, dashed dreams, scary politics, and square holes into which those of us who are round pegs or even triangle shapes just don’t fit. We need “over the rainbow;” “Houston we have a problem;” “This is Sparta!” and “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
Watching movies with others, laughing with them, gasping with them, gives us something we need. Sharing basic human emotions smooths the challenge of being a member of the imperfect human species, those folks we have to share the planet with, who arrive late and stumble over our feet to get to their seats, who use their phone during the movie, those folks who could use some hygiene tips – we share the planet with them whether we want to or not. Laughing together, gasping together, even being bored together, lubricates that work.
Horizon: An American Saga Chapter One is a Western. Fly Me to the Moon is a romantic comedy. Both are movie-movies. To me a movie-movie is a work of art that is aimed directly at a large, average audience. These are not art-house productions aimed at tiny audiences in Greenwich Village and a few college towns.
Film fans can be snobs. They sometimes champion obscure and experimental films aimed at the smallest audience possible. Film fans like to adopt filmmakers like the Hungarian Bela Tarr, whose 1994 film Satantango was described by one fan as “seven hours of poor people walking through mud.” Black-and-white Satantango includes an eight-minute continuous take of cows wandering aimlessly through a dilapidated barnyard. There’s also a scene where a girl tortures a cat to death. Many viewers assume that Tarr had his child actress really torture a cat to death. This animal abuse does not prevent critics who are better and smarter than you and I from declaring that Satantango is one of the greatest films ever made. Susan Sontag insists it is “Devastating, enthralling for every minute of its seven hours. I’d be glad to see it every year for the rest of my life.”
I don’t know if Sontag et al. are just being pretentious. Maybe they say they love obscure films but spend all their time watching Top Gun or Pretty Woman. Or maybe we are just wired completely differently. If I want to see poor people walk through mud or mistreat animals, I can look out the window in Paterson, NJ. The other day, I saw what looked like yet another junkie overdosing on the sidewalk. I got closer, thinking I ought to, yet again, phone emergency rescue personnel. I realized that someone had just dumped three bags of garbage on the street corner; they slumped in such a way as to appear junkie-like. Movie-movies give me something I need, and that films like Satantango never could.
My favorite era is the Golden Age, roughly between, say, It Happened One Night in 1934 and Lawrence of Arabia in 1962. That era was the product of two powerful forces: Judaism and Catholicism. “Jews invented Hollywood,” as historian Neal Gabler put it in the title of his 1989 book. These were, often, Ashkenazi Jews who had been the literate people among often illiterate Polish and other peasants. For centuries their ancestors had been telling stories, peddling books, and publishing newspapers. They weren’t experimenting. They were conduits channeling forms and bags-of-tricks going all the way back to Genesis.
Catholics like Joseph Breen applied the Hays Code that limited what behaviors films could dramatize. Censors may not have intended this, but their pressure guaranteed that films made under their criteria invited in the largest audience possible. Everyone, from grandma to grandson, could watch a Hays Code film, and they could watch it together. That didn’t mean that themes like “poor people walking through mud,” or political corruption or crime or rape were not depicted. It means that filmmakers had to find a way to depict their own pet themes in a way that would pass the Hays Code. And passing the Hays Code resulted in a film that lots of people wanted to see.
I’ve been worried about movies lately. Those Jews and Catholics and their skills have long since passed into history books. What guides American movie-making now? Twister, a movie about tornadoes and storm chasers, came out in 1996. I liked it so much I sat through it, in the theater, twice. I re-watched Twister the other night. I noticed something I had never noticed before. The cast is all white. Makes sense – the film is set in and around Wakita, Oklahoma, which is 97% white. Storm chasers tend to be white. A new film, Twisters, has just opened. The cast now features blacks, Hispanics, and an subcontinental Indian.
Sometimes a focus on DEI precludes a focus on quality. Witness too many poorly reviewed Netlfix romantic comedies that are always sure to depict lovers of different races, and that frequently have very low scores from professional reviewers and fans. If DEI Twisters is as good as all-white Twister, that’s great. I’ll sit through it twice. But DEI is not the only factor affecting movies and their quality today.
Controversies around recent episodes of Star Wars are instructive. Twenty-first century Woke declares The Star Wars of 1977 to be too white. So a black character, Finn, (John Boyega) was added in 2015. Star Wars’ action was mostly driven by male characters. So a female plot-driver and action hero, Rey (Daisy Ridley) became the main character.
Twenty-first century changes to Star Wars weren’t just about DEI. Newer Star Wars episodes seemed determined to denigrate everything that had made the previous films beloved. This iconoclasm in the films mirrored iconoclasm in the real world. It had become hip to denigrate America’s Founders. We signalled our enlightened status by trashing the Judeo-Christian tradition and Western Civilization. Now we had to denigrate our fictional heroes. Han Solo (Harrison Ford) abandons his wife, Princess Leia (Carrie Fisher). The Jedi temple burns down. Luke Skywalker is cynical about his own tradition and he dies. Han Solo’s son is evil and he kills his father.
None of this meant anything to me; I’m not a Star Wars fan. But it meant a lot to Star Wars fans. They felt that something that had brightened their youths and inspired them was destroyed by its own creators. Many blame DEI. The insistence that the original Star Wars was oppressive because it didn’t have black men and women heroes felt really bad to them.
But it’s more than DEI. In 2019’s Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, there’s an off-kilter romance between Rey, the spunky, working class gal Jedi, and Kylo Ren (Adam Driver), Han Solo’s and Princess Leia’s son who has turned into a monster. Kylo Ren’s goal is to be even worse than his grandfather, Darth Vader.
One of the basics that we’ve inherited from thousands of years of storytellers is the importance of ending some genres of story with a promise of the future. A bleak, nihilistic ending would be great for some genres, like a Norse myth. The 1956 Japanese classic Duel at Ganryu Island, the final film in the Samurai Trilogy, ends with the hero Miyamoto (Toshiro Mifune) killing a very worthy opponent. Miyamoto then mourns. He has spent three films slicing and dicing his way across Japan. He has killed Japan’s second-best swordsman. He has no more worlds to conquer. Bleak, but, for a Samurai movie, it’s perfect.
Other genres, like fairy tales – perhaps the closest traditional analogy to Star Wars – end with a wedding, as described by folklore scholar Vladimir Propp in his 1928 book, Morphology of the Folktale. That’s why the final line of a fairy tale is often, “And they lived happily ever after.” Star Wars, like a fairy tale, is supposed to be fun for kids and for the child within the adult. Bad guys lose and are punished, heroes overcome obstacles, and endings promise a brighter future.
Humans understand fertile marriages and children as a promise for the future that reaffirms the value of the present. Yes, heroes die. Yes, we die. But we, and heroes, marry and reproduce. That’s the future. That’s our hope, our narratological protection against death, meaninglessness, and the void.
The second book of Samuel, which is at least 2,500 years old, contains a stunning depiction of how new life brings new hope. David sins gravely by orchestrating the death of Uriah, a man whose wife, Bathsheba, he lusts after. God says he will punish David by killing the son he had with Bathsheba. David dons sackcloth, fasts and prays, but the child dies anyway. Immediately after his child’s death, as the Bible reports with characteristic bluntness, David washes, eats, and has sex with Bathsheba. The fruit of that sex act grows up to be Solomon, a great king.
At the end of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, Rey and Kylo Ren, though they had previously been deadly enemies, kiss. After they kiss, Kylo Ren dematerializes. He’s not just dead, he’s disappeared. The nine-part Star Wars extravaganza ends not with a wedding and a promise of new life, but with a funeral. Rey buries Luke and Leia’s light sabers. She then smiles at their hovering ghosts. Luke, as a Jedi, was forbidden attachments. He had no children. Han Solo and Princess Leia’s son, Kylo Ren, went to the dark side, killed his father, and dematerialized. Rey is a female lead who can wield a light saber, but she never exercises women’s real magic. She never has kids. Star Wars ends in death with no promise of future life. That’s nihilistic.
That’s why Horizon and Fly Me to the Moon so delighted me. They are movie-movies. They are crafted for the widest audience. They feature gorgeous people achieving great feats and both feature healthy sexuality and affirmations of human fertility. They are beautiful to look at. They are, God help me for saying this, pro-American, as in they affirm a goodness in the hearts and minds of American people. Yes, both main characters and minor characters do pretty awful things in both movies, but in one there is hope that the good man will best the bad man. In the other, there is hope for human redemption. If going to the movies were not so expensive nowadays, I’d like nothing more than to go right back to the theater and watch both movies again.
I am a thorn in the side of G. Ryan Faith, author of “Taking Aristotle to the Moon and Beyond.” Ryan is enraptured by space exploration. I am not. Watching Fly Me to the Moon is the first time in my life I felt anything of what folks like Ryan feel. I’ve seen other space-related movies like Hidden Figures, Contact, Ad Astra, 2001, and Gravity. In a Smithsonian Air and Space museum, I saw the Space Shuttle Discovery up close and personal. None of this did to me what Fly Me to the Moon did for me. Watching this movie, watching the Vehicle Assembly Building, the largest one-story building in the world, watching all these young guys in white shirts, skinny ties, and browline glasses nervously monitoring moon launches, I was moved in a way that nothing previously, including my online debates with space fans like Ryan, had done. I’m still too earthy to be a space fan, but, during this movie, I felt it.
Fly Me to the Moon scores merely a so-so 66% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Satantango, in contrast, has a 100% rating. I bet it takes way more filmmaking skill to concoct a successful romantic comedy than an eight-minute continuous take of aimless cows. Romantic comedies are like souffles. You need just the right amount of froth leavening just the right amount of substance. Too much substance and the film deflates into embarrassment. Too much froth and the film dissipates into meaninglessness. It doesn’t stick to the ribs or the heart. Fly Me to the Moon is in the Goldilocks zone of just right.
Fly Me to the Moon addresses, briefly, the Apollo 1 tragedy. Three astronauts, Gus Grissom, Ed White, and Roger B. Chaffee, died in a cabin fire. The best romantic comedies have always included substance – allusions to wider social trends – as well as froth, the funny and romantic stuff. A starving single mother faints in front of her son in It Happened One Night. The film was made in 1934; it was the Depression. Desk Set from 1957 depicts the early use of computers and humans losing their jobs to machines. There’s a back-alley abortion attempt, but also laughter, in 1963’s Love with the Proper Stranger, a mourning widower in Sleepless in Seattle from 1993, and chain stores wipe out an independent bookshop in You’ve Got Mail from 1998.
Critics, though, want Fly Me to the Moon to be all froth or all substance, but not a combination. Were they uncomfortable processing the film’s brief salute to three heroic Americans who died in service to their country’s advance into space? Possibly.
“Earthbound” sniffs the New York Times. “Tonally messy,” reports Christy Lemire. “Houston, we have a problem … a mishmash,” says the Irish Times. “A communication satellite knocked out of orbit by a meteor,” says Peter Howell. “Heavy-handed history lessons ruin the fun,” says Eileen Jones. Note that all these bad reviews didn’t like the actual NASA history. They just wanted laughs.
The most anti-life review comes from NPR’s Pop Culture Happy Hour. This ironically named broadcast has never met a cheap slasher flick it doesn’t like. Who knew that taxpayer-funded National Public Radio is staffed by leftist humanitarians thirsty for buckets of blood and onscreen dismemberment? Kristen Meinzer always sounds like she’s a a school marm in a Little Rascals episode disciplining Spanky. Meinzer says, “I did not need the romantic stuff in here. I felt like a lot of it was clunky. And frankly, a lot of it just felt overstuffed and unnecessary.” Another NPR talking head agrees. “They know people like romance and not for any good reason.”
In recent years, the romantic comedy as a genre has been in trouble. Its trouble is about more than the trouble besetting movie-going in general. The romantic comedy is in trouble because sex, men, women, eroticism, relationships, incel boys, girls who think they are boys, the family, and yes love are in trouble. And the above lines are mere drops in the evidentiary bucket. “They” – some conspiratorial overlords controlling movies – “know people like romance and not for any good reason.” NPR thinks there’s no good reason for romance! There’s no good reason why any moviegoer would want to see Scarlett Johansson, her luscious bits jam packed into skin-tight sixties frocks, get it on with Channing Tatum, the very body that has starred in three movies about male stripping!
In Fly Me, Kelly Jones (Scarlett Johansson) is a cracker jack ad executive. She could sell sand to a desert nomad. Moe Berkus (Woody Harrelson) has dirt on Kelly. He blackmails her into compliance. Moe makes it clear that he works for President Richard Nixon and that she cannot refuse. Kelly quits her Manhattan advertising job and travels to Florida. She stops at a diner and Cole Davis (Channing Tatum) enters. The two “meet cute” – a standard rom-com motif. Before departing, Cole blurts out that Kelly is the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen. They go their separate ways, but soon meet again. Cole is the Apollo 11 launch director. Kelly’s job, under Moe Berkus’ direction, is to use her skills to sell the space program to hesitant legislators. Berkus ups his demands. He forces Kelly to stage a fake moon landing, just in case the real moon landing malfunctions.
Kelly’s work offends and irritates Cole. She is a morally elastic, charming seductress who always gets her way. He is a by-the-book straight arrow. Cole was also launch director on Apollo 1. Cole is humorless and driven at least partly because of his role in the previous, failed mission.
As Kelly and Cole get closer, Kelly reveals that her widowed mother was a door-to-door con artist. She raised Kelly in this life. Kelly realized that she could use the scams her mother taught her in a successful career in advertising. She thought she had escaped her past till Berkus found her and pressured her to do his bidding. Meeting the dedicated scientists working together for a patriotic goal changed her life, she tells Cole.
At a key moment, a black cat solves many of the film’s problems. Dariusz Wolski, a real Polish cinematographer, plays the part of the cameraman for the fake moon landing. As the film ends, happily, Wolski pops the cork on a champagne bottle and says the film’s two words of Polish dialogue: “Na zdrowie,” or “To your health.” And they lived happily ever after.
I’m a heterosexual woman and gazing at Scarlett Johansson’s feminine lusciousness for two hours was a terrific way to while away a summer afternoon. She looks like Marilyn Monroe here, but she plays a street smart con artist with a heart of gold, saved by the right guy. Johansson’s Kelly shows the grit and savvy of Barbara Stanwyck in Frank Capra’s Meet John Doe.
Sadly, Channing Tatum keeps his clothes on, but he’s still very good here. He’s not the male stripper of the Magic Mike films. Tatum is committed to morphing into a dedicated scientist who gives his all for the space race and to honoring his fallen comrades from Apollo 1.
Many films have tried to capture the zeitgeist of the American sixties. The Kennedy years, the Vietnam war, the societal unrest, but also the ballsy, swaggering, top of the world confidence, the gee-whiz scientific advances, the conviction that Americans could do anything they put their minds to, and that Americans actually were accomplishing things that no one had accomplished before. Fly Me to the Moon doesn’t just get the muscle cars, cigarette smoking, Tab and Tang right. It gets the zeitgeist right. It’s that feel of the movie, the sum of all the parts working together really well, that made me, for the first time in my life, feel for, if not with, the young engineer guys working their slide rules, gripping their pencils, and staring into space and watching with their hearts in their mouths as their boyhood dreams came true. And I laughed out loud throughout the movie. Again, for me, a perfect marriage of froth and substance.
Horizon: An American Saga Chapter One is a three-hour Western directed by, starring, and co-written by Kevin Costner. It is set in 1861-1865 and in Arizona’s San Pedro River Valley and Montana.
Horizon cost $100 million to make; much of that came directly from Kevin Costner. The film bombed at the box office. Costner may never be able to recoup his investment. The release of the second chapter of the proposed four-part series was scheduled for August; that plan has been scrapped. Costner has been making part three since May. It remains to be seen if he will ever be able to make part four.
Horizon is a love-it-or-hate-it movie. Fan reviews at the Internet Movie Database include a lot of nines and tens, insisting that the movie is a “masterpiece,” and a lot of threes and fours, insisting that the movie is a botch. Rotten Tomatoes’ professional reviewers award Horizon a paltry 48% approval; fans give it 71%.
Horizon has been condemned by both the political left and the political right. Jacobin, a socialist magazine, published a review that contains at least one over-the-top insult per sentence. Reviewer Eileen Jones labels Horizon a “turd,” an “outrage,” and says she wanted to “torch the theater.” Of course she’s a socialist so she may hear arson’s siren call at all times. We must “unite as a society” and stop Horizon. It is “triumphalist,” that is “stupidly celebratory” of white people replacing Native Americans. It is “pollution;” it is “moronically regressive.” “Costner clearly likes a world-dominating ‘real man.'” Horizon is also bad because it treats its female characters with “reverence.”
The conservative National Review also condemned Horizon. The film, says reviewer Armond White, “nails our forebears” – that is, it crucifies them; contrast this with the leftist complaint that the film celebrates them. Whereas the socialist reviewer says that the film elevates manly men, the right-wing reviewer says that the film depicts “toxic masculinity.” Horizon is just another “fatuous hippie vision of global conquest.” “Horizon demonstrates a bizarre, intellectually lazy way of revising, during the current crisis in patriotism, what was once Hollywood’s most popular genre.” Horizon, says White, is every bit as bad as Howard Zinn and the 1619 Project.
I’m sitting here trying to figure out which one of these two reviewers is more nuts, and who, of Eileen Jones or Armond White, I’d least prefer to watch a movie with.
Horizon is not a perfect movie. Its biggest problem is not politics; it is narrative drive. A classic narrative presents a character we can care about who is trying to achieve some goal. No matter how much happens in between, there is a straight line between the first scene and the last. Horizon doesn’t work that way. The film is a series of vignettes. Some vignettes are long; some are short. Sometimes characters are onscreen for mere minutes before they are killed. Sometimes there is an obvious connection between one vignette and the next; sometimes the viewer is left to wonder if there is any connection, or if we will ever see the characters from the previous scene again. Perhaps these disconnected stories will resolve themselves in future installments.
I didn’t like this aspect of Horizon. I think it would have been a better film if Costner had obeyed the laws of narrative and shaped his film into a more classic plan. Some of the more boring plot lines could have been deleted. I never believed smirky, too-cool-for-school Luke Wilson as a wagon train chief, and nothing could make me care about that wagon train with its prim English immigrant and the cartoonish, troglodyte peeping Toms who spy on her as she bathes naked.
I cared a lot about Hayes Ellison (Kevin Costner), a lone “saddle tramp,” prospector, and perhaps retired gunslinger. I cared about Hayes because he is played by Kevin Costner, a charismatic star, and because he is the oldest cast member. Why is a sixty-nine year old man riding, alone, through the Rockies? Why did he kill a man he doesn’t know at all to rescue a prostitute he also doesn’t know? I will watch the next installment just to find out.
Why do I want you to see Horizon? Because it isn’t a movie based on a comic book. Because it depicts real settings rather than special effects fakery. Because one of our major stars cared enough about telling a key American narrative that he was willing to inch toward bankruptcy to do it. Because I think that artists who try to do something different and substantial should be rewarded so that more artists will take similar risks. But I really want you to see it because it is beautiful. John Debney’s score offers aural beauty to support the visual beauty onscreen.
There is violence in Horizon, violence so disturbing I had to close my eyes, but someday soon I will sit through all three hours again just for the beauty. The scenes of Costner and Abbey Lee, as a fleeing prostitute named Marigold, wending their way on horseback through the high Rockies, are so beautiful I wondered if individual leaves had been hand-painted. The film’s costumes look like they came right out of archival photos or museum dioramas. I love Horizon’s dedication to authenticity.
John Ford (1894 – 1973) is widely hailed as one of the most important directors in film history. He was also a very difficult person, notorious for bullying John Wayne; you can get a sense of Ford’s irascibility in this interview with Peter Bogdanovich. Ford once introduced himself at a meeting of his fellow top Hollywood directors by saying, “My name is John Ford and I make Westerns,” which is kind of like Shakespeare introducing himself at a meeting of writers and saying, “My name is Bill, and I write plays.”
Orson Welles is often considered to have made the best movie ever, Citizen Kane. When asked what directors influenced him, Welles replied, “I prefer the old masters, by which I mean John Ford, John Ford and John Ford.” Ingmar Bergman called him, “The best director in the world.” On the other hand, Spike Lee said, “F— John Ford.” Quentin Tarantino said, “I hate John Ford.” Both Lee and Tarantino accuse Ford of racism. But fans point out that one of Tarantino’s shots is copied from John Ford; see here.
Westerns are one of my least favorite genres. I kept hearing what a great film The Searchers was. To maintain my film fan bona fides, I knew I had to watch it, as a homework assignment. One day I reported to a public library, gritting my teeth, intending to watch, oh, say, the first ten minutes of their VHS copy of The Searchers. Two hours and no bathroom breaks later, I was, slack-jawed, inducted into the cult of John Ford.
John Ford made his first Western in 1917. His last, Cheyenne Autumn, was released in 1964. Costner deserves our gratitude not just for inviting us into the vanished world of our forebears, but also for reviving for us a vanished way of seeing that world. Horizon is a 2024 movie with salutes to John Ford running through it. Costner doesn’t just include compositions influenced by Ford. He also handles the slapstick humor that relieves the tension of violent scenes the way that Ford did. Costner, like Ford, uses small touches to humanize characters who appear briefly. His women are, alternately, demure and lusty, civilized and civilizing, and also tough as nails as were Ford’s women. That’s another reason I want you to see Horizon. It’s beautiful, and not in a random way. Costner is presenting his version of the Western landscape, and his version of the Western landscape is a cultural palimpsest, with one hundred plus years of filmmaking just under the surface. I want to watch this movie with someone else, so I can elbow them and say, “Just look at that shot.” I want to freeze the frame once it comes out on DVD. And I want to hear the commentary.
The movie isn’t just beautiful. I cared about the characters. One of the longer vignettes is a forty-five minute Apache raid on a white settlement. In The Searchers, a comparable Comanche raid is much shorter and much less graphic. Ford’s scene, made in 1956 in compliance with the Hays Code, can only suggest what Horizon depicts. Characters Costner has made us care about are killed, one after another. The death of a father and son is particularly poignant. Some survive, but only through great difficulty. I found watching what these characters resorted to to survive harder to watch than some of the deaths.
This lengthy scene is very brave. Both the right-wingers and the left-wingers who savage this movie are wrong. Horizon is not on the side of the settlers and it’s not on the side of the Apaches. Costner also shoots poignant scenes in Apache villages. There is a lengthy scene between two White Mountain Apaches. Pionsenay (Owen Crow Shoe) lead the raid. He makes the case for violence. He and his family rely on the land that the whites have built their settlement on. The Apaches need the deer and fish for their food. They need the spot in the river for travel. They can’t leave; if they do, other tribes will make war on them. They can’t sacrifice the land the whites have built on; if they do, they’ll starve. Pionsenay debates with another Apache, who says that violent resistance is futile. There are many whites, there are more coming, and some kind of modus vivendi must be reached.
Costner treats both Apaches and settlers as human beings just like you and me. Just like you and me, they face life or death struggle and make the choices that seem most logical to them at the time. You sympathize with the Apaches, even as you are horrified by the deaths and destruction that, they wrongly think, will guarantee their future. You sympathize with the white settlers, and their conviction that all they are doing is building better lives for themselves and their children.
Danusha Goska is the author of God Through Binoculars: A Hitchhiker at a Monastery.
THX 1138 says
Welcome back Danusha!
Let me kiss your hands, let me kiss your cheeks, and let me give you a big ole hug!
I was concerned about you, I thought maybe something had gone wrong with your health.
The best western I’ve ever seen is “Lonesome Dove”, for me it’s absolutely a masterpiece, even though it was made for television. I used to own the DVD and I’ve seen it maybe 50 times.
Robert Duvall deserves an Oscar for his portrayal of Captain Augustus “Gus” McCrae. And Tommy Lee Jones another Oscar for his portrayal of Captain Woodrow F. Call.
You know Danusha, if I were the type to get tattoos, I think I would get a tattoo of Robert Duvall as Gus McCrae, another one of Bugs Bunny saying “What’s Up Doc?”, and the best one of all, a tattoo of Calvin and Hobbes.
“The best way to handle life is to ride it like you stole it.” , “It ain’t dyin’ I’m talkin’ about, it’s livin’.”, “A man who wouldn’t cheat for a poke don’t want one bad enough.”, “Life’s too short for so much sorrow.”, “The older the violin, the sweeter the music.”, “The world’s full of people who want to tell you how to live, but nobody knows.” – Gus McCrae
Intrepid says
“Let me kiss your hands, let me kiss your cheeks, and let me give you a big ole hug!”
Yechh and double Yechh. Who would want that slobber on one’s face and hands. And the smell from your worn out clothing.
Could you suck up a little more and a little harder. She’s still not going to date you, putz.
Oh yeah the article is not about Lonesome Dove (really?) and no one cares what you think about it. But Ole McCrea did speak some truth…..“The world’s full of people who want to tell you how to live, but nobody knows.”
Maybe you should take the hint and STFU and go away, you arrogant c*nt.
Down Easter says
Sorry but this is not a forum for personal insults. Lets us be adults here please.
Intrepid says
Actually it is. Obviously you aren’t THX’s insulting remarks on a daily basis. Then you and your sniffy friends can talk about being an adult.
Intrepid says
Correction: you aren’t ‘reading’ insulting remarks on a daily basis
THX 1138 says
The only times I’ve hurled a personal insult on this site is at you and then only a few times. Because going down your sewer of insults is just a huge waste of time and energy with no end to it.
The problem is you think that rejecting and criticizing the religion of Christianity is a personal insult — got news for you buddy — it isn’t.
Criticizing Christianity, and pointing out the irrationality of Christianity, and pointing out Christianity’s violent history of theocratic brutality is NOT a personal insult.
But, you being an emotional HOTHEAD who takes any disagreement with your convictions as a personal affront, take any disagreement with your beliefs as a personal insult.
I’m not the only one you do this with, I’ve seen you react like a savage brute with every single comment that disagrees with you.
Attacking and insulting my mother like an infantile, insolent, adolescent, hoodlum hanging out on a street corner! A woman you know nothing about. You should be ashamed of yourself.
I’ll have you know my mother was the sweetest, most humble, patient, kind, polite, loving, slow to anger, and forgiving soul I’ve ever known. That’s probably why I love women so much, why I can’t resist being loving and sweet to every woman I meet who reminds me of her.
You should be ashamed of yourself for continually insulting my mother!
But I’m not about to insult yours, I love women and mothers too much to do that.
SPURWING PLOVER says
Film Critics Praised the Dr. Fauci movie It Bombed the Oscars ignored Sounf of Freedom it was last years top grossing movies
john blackman says
killjoy here , a better suggestion is not to give little johnny and little mary a phone . take their phones away from them and tell them you are going to walk in the park , ride a bike , or read a book . avoid the cinema like the plague because the money you fork out goes directly into the pocktets of those who are dismantling the traditional family which in turn ends up in the pockets of the democrats and their ilk who will then steal your children with the backing of the courts . corporations dont have your best interests at heart only the bottom line . time to hit them where it hurts , in the hip pocket . unfortunately gormless americans are oblivious as to where their country is heading borne out by the fact that 81 mill. voted for the feckless biden and more of the same with cackloharris .
Mo de Profit says
Fascinating reviews thank you.
As for Satantango, Who in their right mind would sit on their butt for 7 hours watching anything?
Oh, stupid question.
THX 1138 says
“Make America Great Again” lugheads, like Jethro, Bubba, and Billy-Bob, will spend 16 hours every Sunday watching football, drinking beer, and driving their wives and hunting dogs up the wall with all their farting.
Intrepid says
I had no idea you such a snobby elitist (actually I did). But you need $$$s to be a real snob. Too bad for you. No wonder no one wants anything to do with you.
So what’s wrong with watching a football game, and drinking a beer or two. Too low brow for you? I suppose you would rather sit around discussing the finer points of Lenny Puke-off and smelling your own farts. Sorry, we can’t all be the abominable snob that you are.
You are such a tool. Hey, what if Professor G. likes to watch football. I bet she does. With her real friends. Why don’t you ask her and make yourself look even more like a suck-up douche bag. You never know. I’d rather hang with MAGA lugheads any day than douches like you
Personally I can’t wait for the football season to begin. Go Redskins. What? Elitist leftist douches like you didn’t like the name so the Danny caved and picked a terrible name. OK, Go Cards. I will enjoy my Sundays. You won’t.
THX 1138 says
LOL! You had to bite, didn’t you?
I intentionally posted that comment as bait to make you bite, I knew it would infuriate you!
My God (so to speak), you make me laugh.
Intrepid says
Yeah I had to bite. you aren’t that clever. You had time to think about it and that’s why you wrote the explanation. I have known snobs like you my whole life who think they are just so special and wouldn’t deign to do something as common as watch a football game. Or drink a beer. You are definitely one of them.
If you need as much space for your mea culpa re: personal insults, then you obviously don’t mean a word of it. You insult whole groups of people each and every day. Christians, Jews, Catholics, Lutherans.
I’m not surprised you “love” women so much. I doubt you could actually hang with men, because you are a girly man pansy.
As for your Mother I have only attacked her twice. After all, she raised you, and did a lousy job. I’m reminded of the quote from The Manchurian Candidate: ‘Raymond Shaw is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life, and even now I feel that way”. Your overweening comment is just so you: “I’ll have you know my mother was the sweetest, most humble, patient, kind, polite, loving, slow to anger, and forgiving soul I’ve ever known.”
It could explain why you such a sensitive Objectivist marshmellow.
It’s too bad you skipped, the humble, slow to anger and forgiving part in your sycophantic description of her, because you are the exact opposite.
I can understand why you are a coward in most everything.
Buddy the Cat Meow says
Two great reviews! I wouldn’t change, delete or add a word.
MEOW!
Jan Uminski says
Zawsze czytam cokolwiek Pani pisze. Jeszcze raz co Pani pisała podobał mi się. Dziękuję!
THX 1138 says
This is America, speak Spanish!
Intrepid says
If you are going to rip off a line from a comedy show at least give credit for that remark. Wasn’t it in an “All in the Family” episode.
Yu still aren’t and will never be funny.
Semaphore says
Shit, can’t you two just get a room and allow the rest of us some peace?
Intrepid says
I’m so sorry if it upsets you. Maybe you should try admonishing him as well instead of letting his work out his anti-Christian/Jewish issues on the rest of us.
Buddy the Cat Meow says
Nicely said, sez Buddy
meow.
Buddy the Cat Meow says
That was in reply to Jan Uminski.
G. Ryan Faith says
Danusha, thank you so much for the kind mention of my article. I’m so happy that “Fly Me to the Moon” spoke to you. At the heart of space exploration, there’s a strange, ineffable, inchoate passion that’s so very hard to put into words. Sometimes the best writers–a Tom Wolfe, Norman Mailer, or Oriana Falacci–can capture that proverbial ‘lightning in a bottle,’ but it’s rare than anyone can do it consistently.
I don’t expect the experience to make you a passionate advocate, but you fully appreciate the feeling of trying to explain something difficult, esoteric even, and that light that sparks in people’s eyes when that idea becomes their own.
I certainly wouldn’t expect anyone to change their minds overnight on the basis of one RomCom, but I’m so grateful that you got to hear a few chords of the music that animates me so.
THX 1138 says
What Danusha needs to do is read two essays by Ayn Rand — “Apollo and Dyonisus” and “Apollo 11” !
“One article not to be missed is Ayn Rand’s essay “Apollo 11.” It couples her eyewitness account of the July 16, 1969, launch with an analysis of the entire Apollo mission’s philosophic significance.” – Keith Lockitch
Here you are dear Danusha —
Intrepid says
I’m sure she will get right on that. What astonishing drag rag you are.
I guess untargeted homework assignments for all of us isn’t working so you are trying to make her read your Objectivist drivel.
Poor THX. Looks like you have some competition in G Ryan Faith, whoever he is.
Life sure sucks for you, doesn’t it. Has it occurred to you that she has zero interest in Objectivism, like the rest of us.
Maybe you should chase after a different woman, like Yoko Ono. She’s a real winner.
sue says
I have tried to avoid the product of Hollywood for many years now, and plan to continue doing so, but am always happy to read a Goska review. She manages to make both movies sound interesting.
Dr.G says: “Watching movies with others, laughing with them, gasping with them, gives us something we need.” I can only agree as I am old enough to remember when going to the movies was an event, a shared experience.
And how I agree about the benefits of the Hays code.
And what is happening here?! Dr. G says: “Dariusz Wolski, a real Polish cinematographer, plays the part of the cameraman for the fake moon landing. As the film ends, happily, Wolski pops the cork on a champagne bottle and says the film’s two words of Polish dialogue: “Na zdrowie,” or “To your health.” And they lived happily ever after.”
A Hollywood movie in which the Polish character is not an ignorant and ugly racist?!?! I can’t get my head round that, and only wish I had followed Intrepid’s advice and bought some pearls so I could clutch desperately at them.
Chloe says
Danusha, it’s amazing you think you have the right to say to a group of people you don’t know that some film critics are “better” and “smarter” than them because the film critics almost worship a film that shows a living, sentient being tortured to death by a child. Filmcritics, largely, to me are a group of colour blind people describing a sunset. To say to anyone people “better” and smarter” than you approve this horrific evil therefore it must be OK is the essence of the left wing; of communism. Of the covid debacle. Of every evil done, whether through religion or politics or the health care system or “science” or war or whatever. It, imo, shows you up as authoritarian in nature. Wisdom is DIFFERENT and infinitely better than that. Wisdom would protect the cat, the child, the viewer, from that obscenity from hell. Authoritarian inversion wld tell you it’s just fabulous cos your “betters” say so. A truly hellish – ie inverted -viewpoint for you to push. Evil remains evil and good remains good regardless of who says so. Great quote from the “old testament” – “Woe to him that calls evil good and good evil.” You’ll note the absence of any qualifier about film critics – or anyone else. To show/push torture and murder is evil. We are trying to raise consciousness to waking point, which is to love. And the realisation, inseparable from love, that animals are as sentient as we are, if not more so. Some film critics would rave over films showing the rape of a child, the murder of a pensioner. Would you agree with them there, too? In short: those film critics are human. They are fallible. And anyone, imo, who recognises that torture and murder is WRONG, is better and smarter than them. And better and smarter than their worshipping acolytes. You’re meant to give that level of unquestioning obedience to the true God, who is Love. Not to your fellow, flawed humans. HOWEVER many movies they’ve sat through …
Liron says
Chloe, your post is the dumbest I’ve read this week, and that’s saying something.
You didn’t understand this review. At all. Not even a little bit.
Jeff Bargholz says
Torture an murder? Now I’m conflicted about the movie. I don’t like that stuff.
Semaphore says
First of all, thank you for another interesting article. Your mention of the Hays Office brought to mind a documentary produced by Turner Broadcasting in 2008 entitled “Thou Shalt Not.” It offered an alternative take on Hollywood censorship as less the product of the Hays Office (which according to them was pretty much ignored) and more the response to the Catholic Legion of Decency. The establishment of the A, B, and C ratings, with the C (“Condemned”) being the most severe, made patronizing certain entertainment sinful (viewing a “C” movie was a mortal sin). In those days, enough Irish, Italian, German, and Polish families (predominantly Catholic) went to the movies that it seriously affected profits. Just a thought…
THX 1138 says
Ultimately, Christianity like every other religion is a religion of theocracy.
“Thou shalt not” means thou shalt not be free to think for yourself or act for yourself.
“The Ten Commandments vs. Morality” – Ben Bayer
“The Ten Commandments vs. America” – Harry Binswanger
Intrepid says
Not one, but two irrelevant homework assignments. Gee Teach. Do I have ta read them? I think I have a ballgame to watch and couple of Kilt Lifters to down.
Maybe I’ll get to them on the 12th of Never
THX 1138 says
“Decency”! Gimme a break!
Where do you think the idea that sex is dirty and ugly comes from? It comes from religion.
Objective decency would have you understand that sex is potentially one of the cleanest, most beautiful expressions of love, that exists.
“The doctrine that man’s sexual capacity belongs to a lower or animal part of his nature . . . is the necessary consequence of the doctrine that man is not an integrated entity, but a being torn apart by two opposite, antagonistic, irreconcilable elements: his body, which is of this earth, and his soul, which is of another, supernatural realm. According to that doctrine, man’s sexual capacity—regardless of how it is exercised or motivated, not merely its abuses, not unfastidious indulgence or promiscuity, but the capacity as such—is sinful or depraved….
Sex is one of the most important aspects of man’s life and, therefore, must never be approached lightly or casually. A sexual relationship is proper only on the ground of the highest values one can find in a human being. Sex must not be anything other than a response to values. And that is why I consider promiscuity immoral. Not because sex is evil, but because sex is too good and too important.” – Ayn Rand
Intrepid says
As she cheated on her husband and had affairs, most notably with Nathaniel Brandon. Now that is the woman who’s morals I aspire to.
I see you are still working out your little Mommy issues here for all to see. If Mommy had been a halfway decent human being she would have told you not to crap on everyone who believes in God. She would have told you to mind your own damn business. But she didn’t which makes her a failure. Just like your substitute Mommy Ms. Rand. I assume you are just like her.
sue says
Hello again THX You say: “Where do you think the idea that sex is dirty and ugly comes from? It comes from religion.”
But I want to assure you that it does not come from the Bible. So It is not a Christian teaching. And I have to agree with Ayn Rand on her views about promiscuity. Sadly, of course, she did not practise what she preached – if I am to go by the Barbara Branden book, which is all I know of her.
The impression that book gave me was that Ayn Rand came to America from a Stalinist Russia, loved the freedoms of America, loved what she called (if I am remembering right) “the bubble-gum music” of it all. And she then appears to have tried to spoil it by setting up a Stalin-style cult, complete with Thoughtcrime!
In contrast, the Bible promises us “the glorious freedom of the children of God” – right here on the earth. For example, have we, the damaged children of Adam, even known what it is to be alive? Aren’t we drying from the moment we are born? And we are in such a sad state now that we feel our short lives are our natural span.
What will it be like to be here on the earth alive, not dying, with nothing but happiness ahead of us? I don’t know. But I hope we will all find out. I hope Ayn Rand will find out too, if and when God wakes her from the dreamless sleep of death. It will be a freedom and happiness we have never yet known, and probably can only begin to imagine.
THX 1138 says
Sue, I like you too much to argue with you. You seem like a sweet woman and a sweet soul.
I wouldn’t want to hurt your feelings in any way. Or bother your conscience in any way.
You know Sue, you don’t have to read my comments, you can ignore them. I would actually prefer that. Why bother your sweet thoughts about my comments.
If you need to believe, go right ahead, it is your right.
Live long and prosper darling.
THX 1138 says
“What is rarely appreciated today, and what is particularly interesting to note in the Church’s attitude, was that the integration of love and sex was regarded not as a noble ideal but as a vice:
‘For in the eyes of the Church, for a priest to marry was a worse crime than to keep a mistress, and to keep a mistress was worse than to engage in random fornication — a judgment which completely reverses secular conceptions of morality, which attach importance to the quality and durability of personal relationships. When accused of being married, it was always a good defense to reply that one was simply engaged in indiscriminate seduction, for this carried a light penalty, while the former might involve total suspension.’ (Taylor, 1973)
It was not a great sin, in the eyes of the medieval Church, for a priest to fornicate with a whore. But for priests to fall in love and marry, that is, for his sex life to be integrated as an expression of his total person, was a cardinal offense.
It is significant that the Church’s most ferocious wrath was reserved not for fornication but for masturbation. It is through masturbation that a human being first discovers the sensual potential of his or her own body; moreover, it is an entirely “selfish” act, in that it is performed solely for the benefit of the person involved. It is the act through which many an individual first encounters the possibility of an ecstasy entirely different the ecstasy promised by religion.
The Church’s essential antisexualism was paralleled by an essential anti-feminism.” – Nathaniel Branden, “The Evolution of Romantic Love”
Intrepid says
I have a feeling the last thing anyone wants to here about is your ideas about sex, sexuality, your loveless life, and what the medieval Church was like.
The professor still won’t date you.
Semaphore says
I have to give you two tap dancers credit. You have a genuine talent for hijacking threads with your off-topic rants.
Intrepid says
Oh c’mon Mr. Annoyed. There’s Aslan, and a few others as well. Including you. But please go ahead. BTW, you are a little late to the party. I’ve been on clown boy’s case for at least 3 years. Where have you been?
He spreads falsehoods about believers because somewhere someone did something pretty horrible to him, so he’s gotta take it out on Christians and Jews. I will not leave the field to him.
Buddy the Cat Meow says
There was something I read about John Ford just this morning.
He was accused of making racist films and he would reply to that with “But Woody Strode is my best friend and he’s black”.
Anyway, Sergeant Rutledge was a great movie. I’d like to see it again.