First, an obvious question.
Why is Hillary Clinton even going on Howard Stern? This seems like the final stop for a politician desperately struggling for relevance. Clinton wouldn’t have touched Stern with a ten foot pole during the election. But now? Sure.
So maybe it’s two washed up 90s celebrities trying to keep each other relevant. “The King of All Media” and the “President of the United States” schmoozing about how Hillary is not running for president and isn’t a lesbian.
“Clinton made her first-ever appearance on his SiriusXM show to promote The Book of Gutsy Women, her new collaboration with daughter Chelsea.”
Because the Stern audience is chock fulla folks who are going to run out and buy copies of a paint-by-numbers feminist coffee table book that even feminists won’t buy.
“Well, contrary to what you may hear, I actually like men,” Clinton added, cracking up Stern’s sidekick Robin Quivers.
This set Stern off down a path that was more in line with the “old” him. “Raise your right hand, you’ve never had a lesbian affair?” he asked.
“Never, never, never!” Clinton exclaimed. “Never even been tempted, thank you very much.”
Since Hillary Clinton lies about everything, the inevitable assumption is she’s lying about this. But is Hillary Clinton lying about being a lesbian or liking men or not planning to run for president?
I’m going with the second door on the left.
If Hillary Clinton were planning to run, she wouldn’t be on Stern. She’s on Stern because she’s another washed-up celebrity happy to play along with his shtick to hold on to what little is left of her relevance.
Exit question. How long until Hillary shows up on Hollywood Squares?
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