The Bible tells us that when the Jews left Egyptian slavery, they were accompanied by Divine clouds. The Iranian terror state is now accusing the Jews of stealing their clouds.
An Iranian general on Monday accused Israel of manipulating weather to prevent rain over the Islamic republic, alleging his country was facing cloud “theft,” before being contradicted by the nation’s weather chief.
“The changing climate in Iran is suspect,” Brigadier General Gholam Reza Jalali, head of Iran’s Civil Defense Organization told a press conference, semi-official ISNA news agency reported.
“Foreign interference is suspected to have played a role in climate change,” Jalali was quoted as saying, insisting results from an Iranian scientific study “confirm” the claim.
“Israel and another country in the region have joint teams which work to ensure clouds entering Iranian skies are unable to release rain,” he said.
Climate change looks very different when you’re an Islamic terror state convinced that women’s hair causes hurricanes. It certainly was very responsible of Obama to let Iran go on developing its nuclear program. There’s no way that people who accuse Israel and America of stealing their clouds can possibly behave irrationally when armed with nuclear weapons.
But 99% of Iranian scientists who haven’t been executed agree that the Yankees and the Jews stole all the clouds. And that snow isn’t falling on Iran because of the vast Zionist conspiracy. Hopefully JVP and If Not Now are on it.
“On top of that, we are facing the issue of cloud and snow theft”, Jalali added, citing a survey showing that above 2,200 metres all mountainous areas between Afghanistan and the Mediterranean are covered in snow, except Iran
Maybe Somebody up in Heaven doesn’t like Iran. Odd that a purportedly religious regime hasn’t thought of that.