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Jack Smith, the Robert Mueller of Christopher Steeles, has sadly resigned from his position gathering evidence to show that President Donald J. Trump violated a law passed to prevent the KKK from wearing masks on highways, or whatever it was he was supposed to be doing there, taking with him only a lot of money and a report that, whatever the litigation involving it, will be featured in a timely manner on the front page of the Washington Post (of if Jeff Bezos, fearful of losing out on cloud contracts, prevents this, on the front page of the New York Times.)
While Mueller, despite being as out of it as Joe Biden, got his own branded podcast by a confused angry lady, votive candles, and a gay love song (none of these examples are made up, look them up at your own peril), Smith never really got the same fantasy fandom as the ultimate Trump-slayer. Maybe because by then even the dumbest MSNBC viewers had figured out that the whole thing wasn’t happening and had switched over to reviewing slo-motion GIFs of Trump’s ear being hit by a bullet on Bluesky, Medium or Salon.
But Jack Smith will no doubt have a lucrative career staring ominously into the cameras while stroking his overgrown five o’clock shadow and implying that he could use a law intended to ban the KKK from wearing masks on highways to get anyone whatsoever. Or I guess he could go back to having bicycle accidents and taking part in the 300th year of international war crime hearings in the former Yugoslavia.
Had Smith actually done more to get Trump than the legal legerdemain of a law school student with access to both ChatGPT and Wikipedia, he might have gotten a lucrative reputation as a guy who can frame and take down world leaders. Instead, he may have to continue the 40th year of legal proceedings against Slobodan Milosevic which were only partially interrupted by the former leader having died in 2006.
But it’s easier to try the dead. They don’t fight back.
Lucrative Opportunities? Are you serious?
The only people he will be able to sponge off of are terrorists, leftists, and people who run big cities.
He loses every case he gets involved with. Who in their right mind would hire him as a prosecutor.
And then there is that ever present mole on his face.
I doubt Smith has much of a reputation as an attorney left. At this point ambulance chasing might be out of his reach.
He should just retire to a Home for the All Screwed Up Screwball like Gates and Soros
President Trump goes on to fix the USA and the world (As USA goes, so goes the world.) and POTUS Trump will cement his place in history as the Top 5 POTUSs and one of the world’s greatest leaders.
Jack-Off Smith will always have the demonic possessed sour puss for people to mock him and talk about him in front of him and laugh and mock him and Jack Smith will have to look at the dour possessed puss the rest of his life.
Jack-Off Smith’s puss makes me want to barf.
I have to turn away from his ugly person.
A face that could sink 1000 ships.
Jack Smith is small potatoes. The real big spud is Merrick Garland who needs to be held to account for his lawfare against the enemies of Olde Joe’s reign.
AND THE FIRST THINGS WE SHALL KILL ALL THE LAWYERS. William Shakespear