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Everyone is wondering what Kamala’s career trajectory is. But really there’s only thing she’s good at. No, not holding public office, implementing policies or even running for office, but fundraising.
Kamala is a really good fundraiser. She just happens to be terrible at everything else.
And after extracting over $1.4 billion through infusions of joy and hysteria, Kamala is still hustling.
“Hi Team, It’s Kamala, The election isn’t what we wanted, but I will never give up the fight,” a text message sent Tuesday said. “And right now there are still a number of critical races across the country that are either too close to call, or within the margin of recounts or certain legal challenges.”
Uh. The money is actually going to her massive campaign debt. Hey, “partying with Oprah and Beyonce ain’t cheap, girlfriend.” (Kamala probably.)
Kamala fights. But like most politicians, she fights for herself. If only bumfights were still around.
Spurwing Plover says
Yammer yammer yammer Attila the Hen Clucking too much
Kit_Jefferson says
What sane individual will throw good money after bad?
Jeff Bargholz says
Khlamydia: “I will never give up being an irrelevant and ignored prostitute. Give me twenty bucks. I’ll make you feel good, daddy.”
Yuck. Just do America a favor for once and join 4B, you skank. You’d be a lot funnier with a shaved head.
Snuffy Carter says
Willie Brown: “What? 20 bucks?? I paid way more than that – she ripped me off after I got her started in politics – now I’m almost happy that Trump won.”
Atikva says
Sure, she will never give up the fight.. to increase her wealth and live in luxury among an entourage of moochers – as long as it doesn’t infringe on cocktails time, naturally!
Algorithmic Analyst says
“Don’t give up the ship!!!”
Famous last words 🙂
That was what was expected of some British ship captains during the Age of Sail, keep fighting the ship until it sinks under you 🙂
Jeff Bargholz says
Yes, Dance band on the Titanic comes to mind.
Fuck that shit.
internalexile says
Learning that much-hyped celebrities like Oprah and Beyonce were actually paid to campaign for Kamala was just the icing on the whole corrupt “joy” cake.
Justin Swingle says
The Democrat Party has so many devices to suck money!
Screwy book deals, inside trading, servicing banksters for bankster speech fees, siphoning campaign contrubutions to family members as ‘consultant fees’…… the list only grows as does their ill gotten wealth.
This country will not be safe again until the Democrat Party is banned and the looters put in GITMO. \
……………. and then we can go after the GOP