Julian Assange–Obama’s Czar in charge of Exposing All Our Secrets–has now been arrested for the crime of sleeping with a feminist without a condom. (Until that happened, I always thought that was the punishment for a crime. As in, “Arrested for espionage, he was sentenced to sleep with a feminist without a condom.”) But the downfall of the louche Australian Wikileaker has not lessened the threat to America’s national security. Not while I’m around it hasn’t! That’s right, this week we at PJTV‘s Klavan on the Culture at long last are releasing our stunning cache of videos giving the viewer unprecedented access to the behind-the-scenes operations of the nation’s high and mighty. Hold on to your hats–or, if you don’t have a hat, feel free to hold on to the hat of the person next to you.
Justin Folk supplies the visuals, which he pilfered from a government computer:
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