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New York City is collapsing under the weight of the mass illegal alien invasion. So the mayor has a plan.
Let’s make them into lifeguards!
Mayor Eric Adams also supports this initiative, aiming to address labor shortages.
“I would love to get migrants and asylum seekers to help with the lifeguard shortage. We’ve been successful in getting almost 30,000 people to [file] applications, including work authorization, asylum, TPS — we want more,” Adams said.
Because NYC isn’t staggering badly enough, Mayor Adams wants more.
How will the illegal aliens work out as lifeguards? Ask Jose Antonio Ibarra, who was busted for child endangerment in NYC, before he went on to Georgia where he murdered Laken Riley.
Or the 8 migrants who attacked a cop in Times Square. Or the ones involved in this mob scene. Or any of the other ones.
Sure, why not entrust the safety of kids to them? What could possibly go wrong?
NAVY ET1 says
Isn’t that kinda like putting a shark in charge of beach safety? Wanting pedophiles to run the daycare? Having a drunk work behind the bar? Putting Democrats in office for a prosperous America?
ONLY in the “upside down” of the leftist mind does this appear as a cogent thought.
Onzeur Trante says
Mayor Adams just proved that he is far dumber than we suspected.
Mandy123 says
I don’t think he’s dumb but just following DNC orders in order to takedown the US.
Jeff Bargholz says
What’s the difference? 😛
Jeff Bargholz says
That took some doing.
SPURWING PLOVER says
Moron Mayor Adams more proof on the stupidity or pinheads like this and why they need to stop voting these Pea-Brains in
Algorithmic Analyst says
One solution might be for individual states to deport illegal aliens directly, without the federal government getting involved. The feds obviously aren’t doing the job.
Jeff Bargholz says
Deport them to the Gaza Strip.
Steven Kardas says
Lets make illigals Cops too. Give them guns to “uphold the law”. This is no joke folks. Welcome to Bizzarro World…..
Mandy123 says
Young people today in the US need to put down their darn cell phones and start working in the summers as lifeguards. When I was you, most young people wanted to be lifeguards, but these days, they don’t even want to come out of their homes. They don’t even have to cut the family home grass these days. Parents hire Hispanics to cut grass these days.
Jeff Bargholz says
My mother was a lifeguard when she was a teenager. Later, she saved my rock-fish stepfather when he was lounging on the bottom of a swimming pool and breathing water. I wish I could’ve seen that, I would’ve laughed my ass off.
I bet he was drunk.
Jeff Bargholz says
Well, wet backs have experience with water. Mainly drowning in the Rio Grande but by all means, let them near our kids along with the tranny groomers.
DERP.